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Title: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: bijou on May 05, 2009, 09:28:25 AM: Quote
A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off. ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Woman_bites_lovers_penis_off_in_car_crash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2)

Poor guy is going to get shafted in the divorce.
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Lord Undies on May 05, 2009, 09:32:31 AM: That's terrible. Imagine losing your penis in a rear-ender.
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 05, 2009, 09:48:41 AM: I guess she never heard the old saying, "Don't bite the ~~hand~~ penis that feeds you."
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Eupher on May 05, 2009, 09:51:08 AM: For his sake, I hope she didn't swallow -- this time, at least.
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2009, 11:10:54 AM: Quote
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The gags just write themselves!

:evillaugh:
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: thundley4 on May 05, 2009, 11:22:08 AM: Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2009, 11:10:54 AM
The gags just write themselves!

:evillaugh:

That was a "reflexive" comment, was it not?
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Chris_ on May 05, 2009, 01:20:06 PM: Quote from: Lord Undies on May 05, 2009, 09:32:31 AM
That's terrible. Imagine losing your penis in a rear-ender.
He just might come up short.
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: VelvetElvis on May 05, 2009, 01:32:31 PM: Funny, I was just wondering whatever happened to Lorena Bobbitt. Musta moved to Singapore!!
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Eupher on May 05, 2009, 03:09:21 PM: Quote from: VelvetElvis on May 05, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
Funny, I was just wondering whatever happened to Lorena Bobbitt. Musta moved to Singapore!!

Nothing accidental about her dismemberment (pun fully intended).

I think she used a knife. :o
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2009, 08:05:50 PM: Didn't something similar happen in the movie "The World According to Garp"?
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: RightCoast on May 05, 2009, 09:29:46 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2009, 08:05:50 PM
Didn't something similar happen in the movie "The World According to Garp"?

I was thinking the same thing - and yes it did
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Lanie on May 05, 2009, 10:07:06 PM: I wonder how the car and health insurance companies took that. lol.
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Duke Nukum on May 05, 2009, 10:11:47 PM: Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on May 05, 2009, 08:05:50 PM
Didn't something similar happen in the movie "The World According to Garp"?
Yep, that's the first thing I thought of.
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: Chris on May 05, 2009, 10:18:12 PM: I don't remember Nurse Fields biting off anyone's willy. I do remember the kid that got skewered on the car's shift lever.

Maybe I need to read the book again.
Title: Re: Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash
Post by: RobJohnson on May 06, 2009, 01:30:03 PM: In situations like this, sometimes you just have to swallow your pride. But in this case, she did it for him.