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Title: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: franksolich on May 05, 2009, 12:28:30 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5594393

Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive, who seems to have lately acquired a one-track mind:

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-04-09 04:49 PM
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Ya know how a toilet swirls the water before it flushes .......... ?

The memory hole is like that.

How many swirls till the clear and present need for torture prosecutions is gone for good?

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radiclib  (971 posts)      Mon May-04-09 04:50 PM
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1. What?

Torture? When?

The warped primitive:

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-04-09 04:50 PM
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2. Think of it as a toilet with a faulty flap valve because the information about that gang of murdering thieves is going to keep running into the bowl no matter how many times the press jiggles the handle.

I think there are too many people in government and outside it who realize we have to reassert the rule of law in this country and that means going after the neocons with everything we've got.

I'm all for reasserting the rule of law in this country, beginning with the big city and blue state political machines that distort elections.  How about it?

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valerief  (1000+ posts)        Mon May-04-09 05:38 PM
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3. The bowl keeps filling up with shit unfortunately.

Yeah, with his penchant for fine dining, and so much of it, one suspects the sparkling husband primitive's commode in the basement is rather much overused.  What goes in, has to come out.

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dixiegrrrrl  (1000+ posts)      Mon May-04-09 05:48 PM
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4. As long as we have the Internet Archive and other sites, memory will remain.

But the revisionist printing presses are running full bore, aren't they?

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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts)      Mon May-04-09 06:02 PM
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5. Yeah....it's that way to get the republican clingers on the sidewall.

Even Joe the plumber knows that.

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Mike 03  (1000+ posts)     Mon May-04-09 06:05 PM
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6. LOL, Stinky, you always have a way with words and metaphors. Your posts, even the cryptic ones, bring a smile to my face.

Yeah, he does.
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: RobJohnson on May 05, 2009, 02:03:24 AM
There is some serious mental illness in that thread.  :mental:
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2009, 05:17:43 AM
There is some serious mental illness in that thread.  :mental:

And that brings a smile to my face.
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: diesel driver on May 05, 2009, 05:34:03 AM
There is some serious mental illness in that thread.  :mental:

There is some serious mental illness in that whole damned site....   :pokingpoop:

Nevermind the inmates running the asylum, the inmates ARE the asylum....   :hammer:
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: diesel driver on May 05, 2009, 05:35:05 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5594393

Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive, who seems to have lately acquired a one-track mind:

...with VERY little traffic....
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: Carl on May 05, 2009, 06:21:00 AM
Silly little children in adult bodies.

Have to have something to divert their attention from their own miserable failed lives.
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: USA4ME on May 05, 2009, 07:14:00 AM
Silly little children in adult bodies.

Have to have something to divert their attention from their own miserable failed lives.

That's so true.  The mindless little sheep in places like the ME have their attention diverted away from their own leaders lack of compentence by blindly agreeing with them that it's all America's fault.  Hey, it's easier than trying to hold their own accountable.  The primitives are exactly like them.  As long as Dear Leader can dangle this in front of them, they'll let him get away with whatever he wants to do to them.  When it comes to being a Dem politician, given how easy it is to fool their rank and file, I can see the appeal.

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Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: Karin on May 05, 2009, 07:52:42 AM
Warpy sez
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2. Think of it as a toilet with a faulty flap valve because the information about that gang of murdering thieves is going to keep running into the bowl no matter how many times the press jiggles the handle.

That has to be one of the most tortured and cliched metaphors I've ever seen.  I'm embarassed for Warpy, it's that bad.  F minus.  The worst part is, he/she probably thought it clever and witty. 
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: Lord Undies on May 05, 2009, 08:14:02 AM
Warpy sez
That has to be one of the most tortured and cliched metaphors I've ever seen.  I'm embarassed for Warpy, it's that bad.  F minus.  The worst part is, he/she probably thought it clever and witty. 

The second worse part is it makes no sense, metaphorically speaking.  The way it is stated by the Little Goon means nothing but clean water would be flowing into the bowl, and what would keep "the press" from removing the tank top and closing the faulty flapper by hand?
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: franksolich on May 05, 2009, 08:25:30 AM
Warpy sez:

That has to be one of the most tortured and cliched metaphors I've ever seen.  I'm embarassed for Warpy, it's that bad.  F minus.  The worst part is, he/she probably thought it clever and witty.

I saw that, and figured the warped primitive was just trying to get franksolich's attention.

Other than her politics and her Hatred of all that is good and decent in the world and in humanity, the warped primitive's okay.
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 05, 2009, 08:51:15 AM
And that brings a smile to my face.

I'd be a lot more amused if each one of their votes didn't actually neutralize one from a sane person.
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: delilahmused on May 05, 2009, 01:47:51 PM
Someone must be entertaining himself by playing with the handle on the commode while sitting in the litter box. Maybe he just uses the clumping variety and spends a lot of time flushing.

Cindie
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 05, 2009, 03:53:54 PM
Someone must be entertaining himself by playing with the handle on the commode while sitting in the litter box. Maybe he just uses the clumping variety and spends a lot of time flushing.

Cindie


 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

H5, milady!

I've actually thought about teaching my cat to use the commode herself.  There's training programs to do this.
Title: Re: real-estate magnate sparkling husband primitive discusses plumbing
Post by: Randy on May 05, 2009, 05:55:54 PM
There is some serious mental illness in that whole damned site....   :pokingpoop:

Nevermind the inmates running the asylum, the inmates ARE the asylum....   :hammer:


Remember, it takes a village to raise an idiot.