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Title: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
Post by: tuolumnejim on May 02, 2009, 04:10:36 PM

This is so damn funny, if you need to use the restroom you better go first.  :rotf: :lmao: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

Title: Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
Post by: Lord Undies on May 02, 2009, 04:33:47 PM

That is pee-worthy!  He even brought Vegas homosexual mexican midgets into it.  Score!


*His routine is even better than the one I do when I pretend the telemarketer is the suicide hotline calling back to check on me (complete with recorded gunshot).     

Title: Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
Post by: NHSparky on May 03, 2009, 07:17:50 AM

I've heard this one for years.  It never gets old.

Title: Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
Post by: Randy on May 03, 2009, 07:29:31 AM

I find that a torrent of profanity works well on telemarketers. :-)
I love when when they get all indignant about it and inform me they don't have to put up with this kind of language.  They get huffy when I point out they called me so they have to put up with it.  :rotf: For some reason they always hang up at that point.  :evillaugh:

Title: Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 04, 2009, 10:55:40 AM

again?

Title: Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
Post by: Wineslob on May 14, 2009, 02:56:25 PM

Another of my favorites:

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Title: Re: The best way to deal with a telemarketer bar none!
Post by: Oriole Fan on May 18, 2009, 05:19:30 PM

That was good.