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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on April 28, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
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Alderman Objects To Crime-themed Hot Dog Stand
CHICAGO, Apr. 27, 2009
(AP) A Chicago alderman said he doesn't mind that a businessman plans to open a hot dog stand in his ward and hire former convicts to work there, but he does object to the stand's crime-linked theme. Alderman Bob Fioretti said Friday his Second Ward on the city's West Side has major crime problems, so he thinks the stand's name, Felony Franks, is simply not in good taste.
Fioretti also objected to several slogans, including: "Food so good, it's criminal," and "Home of the misdemeanor wiener."
Stand owner Jim Andrews, though, said he thinks the tongue-in-cheek name and a menu that features such items as "burglar beef" and "chain gang chili dog" will help to erase some of the stigma that being a former convict carries.
LINK (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/04/27/ap/strange/main4972440.shtml)
Let the weiner puns begin..... :-)
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"I'll have a This Is A Stick Up corny dog, a side of Chaingang onion rings, and a medium Snitch Cola - for here."
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LOLZ! Good for the EX Con.
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"I'll have a This Is A Stick Up corny dog, a side of Chaingang onion rings, and a medium Snitch Cola - for here."
...you better count your change before you leave the counter. :-)
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...you better count your change before you leave the counter. :-)
No change. I paid in cigarettes.
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Avoid the "Shower Rape" Cobb Salad. Just trust me. :p
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Avoid the "Shower Rape" Cobb Salad. Just trust me. :p
Hard boiled, huh?
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Hard boiled, huh?
You order it and the counter guy hands you your salad and throws the packet of dressing on the ground.
When you bend over to pick it up they are all over your croutons.