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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: ScubaGuy on April 28, 2009, 07:37:54 AM
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Tit, is that you?
This guy has been claiming to be a former CIA spook for quite a while. I think he's seen to many episodes of "Burn Notice" on TV.
Secret agent man (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5550149#5550151)
formercia (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 07:40 AM
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They did it by threatening my 8 year old son. They're such cowards that they sent a boy almost twice his age to do it. he's still a minor, thus pretty much untouchable.
They were sending me a message that they may not be able to get to me directly but my son is fair game.
We've turned into a Third World country where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.
I had to keep him home from school today because he's suffering from anxiety. He's borderline autistic and has enough trouble functioning at school as is, but this just pushes him over the edge. I complained before but nothing gets done.
modified by franksolich to include name of primitive originally posting this; sorry for the intrusion
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Wow. The plain 'ole batshit crazy is out in full force over at the DUmp these days!
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Wow. The plain 'ole batshit crazy is out in full force over at the DUmp these days!
Oh yeah.
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Alright ya'll, quit looking at the DUmmies crosseyed. They get PTSD, POSITIVELY TOTALLY STUPIDLY DERANGED, when ya'll do that.
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Is it paranoia if they really are out to get you?
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Alright ya'll, quit looking at the DUmmies crosseyed. They get PTSD, POSITIVELY TOTALLY STUPIDLY DERANGED, when ya'll do that.
I wonder if some primitives are trying to audition for starring roles here, or at our old home, or on P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies.
Usually not a good idea.
I'm always looking for new talent among the primitives myself, and tend to ignore the ones trying desperately to get noticed; the best talent is among those primitives who DON'T want to be noticed here.
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No problem Frank. Did they change their page layout? I can't seem to copy the entire name and post all in one operation anymore.
formercia
16. They have been 'messing' with me for decades.
I've been shot at, poisoned, electrocuted, assaulted. I spent a year and a half in rehab recovering from one of their 'pranks.'
formercia (1000+ posts)
27. It's not paranoia.
I've heard your meme many times. I would have taken offense to it at one time, but I've heard it so often, that I just write off such statements as ignorance.
This has been going on for decades. It began when Poppy was VP and in charge of the Central America Program.
I was one of the CIA Officers that worked on the mining of the harbors in Nicaragua program. In January of 1982, I notified my superiors that I felt the program was illegal. Apparently, Poppy took great offense to this.
My quote:
"You people are out of your ****ing minds." "When Congress finds out about this, they are going to cut our balls off."
This is what I said to my Division Chief, in front of his whole Division. (OTS/SAD)
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Wow. The plain 'ole batshit crazy is out in full force over at the DUmp these days!
The "jet trail" treatments seem to be working nicely. :uhsure:
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No problem Frank. Did they change their page layout? I can't seem to copy the entire name and post all in one operation anymore.
I dunno; I haven't had any problems, but of course I'm using Windows98 and some version of Explorer probably ten years old--I haven't gotten around to picking up the new computer yet, which is 120 miles away from me.
It might depend upon what you're using.
No problem about the modification; I always add an explanatory comment because if it just says "modified by franksolich" and nothing else, the poster might be curious, or even angry, as to why it was modified.
Excresence happens, but not enough to be a problem.
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Morrisons Ghost Donating Member (282 posts) Click to send private message to this author
46. Are
You related to TominTib? On second thought...I know a guy named Jack Baur who may be of some help to you! Contact me through our normal channels!
:lmao:
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I wonder if some primitives are trying to audition for starring roles here, or at our old home, or on P-J Comix's DUmmie FUnnies.
BURRRRRRRRRR....don't do that.
I get mental pictures of what goes on on a DUmmie casting couch...and it ain't pretty.
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When the DUmpmonkies think you're a loon, you've hit bedrock.
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This is an excellent catch. I would've thought that winning political power would make them happy, but it's clearly making them even more batshit.
Remember, these are the self-appointed Deep Political Thinkers of the world.
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Is it paranoia if they really are out to get you?
Nah, that's just coincidence.
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formerica:
We've turned into a Third World country where the inmates are in charge of the asylum.
We've noticed, it started on January 20, 2009.
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This, from my good friend and esteemed colleague, bcsco, on the DUmmie FUnnies this morning:
Interesting. Interesting also that DUmmie "formercia" misstates the timing of the mining of Nicaragua's harbors.
From a post of his copied on your link: "I was one of the CIA Officers that worked on the mining of the harbors in Nicaragua program. In January of 1982, I notified my superiors that I felt the program was illegal. Apparently, Poppy took great offense to this."
You'll see at The Consortium that the idea of the mining venture didn't come about until January 1984. And it was in 1984, according to other sources, that Congress became up in arms about their being left out of the picture.
It seems odd to me that someone with so much animosity toward the CIA and a former administration would be so specific about a date ("January of 1982") yet get it so wrong.
My good friend over there has the eyes and talons of a hawk; if I were a primitive, I wouldn't want to mess with him.
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I didn't know had an actual sence of humor. :rotf:
QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 09:18 AM
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59. My advice
Go to the closest mailbox... Leave an X in masking tape on the SW side... wait for my call at the phone which is 22 feet from the mailbox... I will get in touch through a guy named Little Jimmy.
The eagle flies at midnight.
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formercia (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 10:14 AM
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113. Bringing out the best and brightest on DU.
Isn't it precious?
:rotf: :lmao: :hyper: :rotf: :lmao: :hyper: :rotf: :lmao: :hyper:
The comedy at the DUmp just writes itself.
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:lmao:
Man, between the Pickleberry posts and this clown's I haven't laughed
so hard in a while. Someone should ask him if he knows Matt Helm.
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Oh yeah.
those men in the white coats have a nice jacket for you to try on
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formercia
16. They have been 'messing' with me for decades.
I've been shot at, poisoned, electrocuted, assaulted. I spent a year and a half in rehab recovering from one of their 'pranks.'
@#$%ing Ops division can't finish a simple hit on a gawdam moonbat.
Frank, you need to get your people in gear or this will appear on your next quarterly review...and no ice cream for you tonight either!
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My goodness, schoolyard fights have sure changed since my boys were children! The CIA recruits them so young these days.
Cindie
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sufrommich (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 09:23 AM
Response to Reply #27
62. An ex CIA agent on the internets discussing his past deeds.
No forum is complete without one.
formercia (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 09:42 AM
Response to Reply #62
80. And there's always a gang of apologists following close behind
Discrediting the messenger is one of their primary weapons.
sufrommich (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 10:04 AM
Response to Reply #80
101. You must have me confused with someone sent to discredit you.
I have been sent to sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids
(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x269/jmknapp/dr_strangelove_general_ripper.jpg)
:bwah:
formercia (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 09:47 AM
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85. They co-opted my family long ago
Destroying my support network was one of their first goals.
One of my sisters committed suicide, in part, for having participated in provocations against me.
Okay this guy is batshit nutz. I wonder if he offed his sister to "protect" hisself. :mental:
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@#$%ing Ops division can't finish a simple hit on a gawdam moonbat.
What do you expect with schools these days?
This has to be one of the most entertaining threads I've read evah!
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We've been missing some good one from this guy.
He was part of Jimbo's failed Iran rescue attempt (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1279070#1280434)
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Jul-09-07 05:42 AM
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18. Having worked on the Iran Hostage Rescue program,
Edited on Mon Jul-09-07 05:57 AM by formercia
worked with others close to the leadership on the Desert One mission, IMHO, there was no chance for another attempt because all the equipment, list of agents inside Iran and the Op Plan was captured by the Iranians at Desert One.
There were plans for a follow-on mission but there was no serious effort made to implement it.
I think there was a conscious decision made inside the Agency to screw President Carter.
Jimmy Carter did the best job he could to bring the hostages home but the boys ****ed him.
I had the best intel source on the mission. I dated the mission commander's ex mistress.
Here's my take on what Rudy is trying to say: I'm one of the boys and we ****ed Carter good. Anyone who doesn't do it our way is going to get screwed too.
He was able to identify the 1960's style transmitter they think Bush wore to the 2004 debates (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5346950#5347598)
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sat Mar-28-09 02:18 PM
I was a techie and used to work with this system
Edited on Sat Mar-28-09 02:18 PM by formercia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oG7BW_Buwo
Check out the bulge in his back. You also see one side of the loop that goes from one side of the bulge, around his neck and back to the other side of the bulge. This is part of a PHONAK audio transmitter that couples to an earpiece. They are made in Switzerland and used by agencies all over the World.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBUIqgCybt4&feature=rela...
The time they tried to kill him (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x699173#699229)
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 11:50 AM
I have first-hand information Updated at 10:25 AM
Edited on Thu Apr-19-07 11:53 AM by formercia
I have personally been in their sights, just for disagreeing with them.
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:00 PM
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10. Poppy sent one of his boys with a supressed pistol Updated at 10:25 AM
The bullet would have hit me between the eyes, but I luckily ducked at the last second and the round went past my right ear, so close, I felt the shock wave on the side of my face.
bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:02 PM
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11. You must have good reflexes
But Poppy, isn't that the term for George H.W. Bush? When did this happen?
Bryant
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:03 PM
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12. May 1992. Updated at 10:25 AM
Edited on Thu Apr-19-07 12:05 PM by formercia
It was a subsonic round. It sounded like a Navy SEAL 'Hushpuppy' S&W auto. I didn't get a good look at it. I was too busy ducking.
He got a slap on the wrist but was never charged.
bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:04 PM
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13. And you know he was sent by Poppy Bush how?
Bryant
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:08 PM
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14. He was chastised for it in the Senate Updated at 10:25 AM
Edited on Thu Apr-19-07 12:20 PM by formercia
"trying to have someone killed for what he believed" If I remember the statement correctly.
I heard it on NPR later.
The previous winter,he sent a team to Alabama where I was staying but I identified them from a picture in the newspaper, jogging on either side of him. The backup team flew into the side of a mountain while on recon over where I was camping in the Talladega National Forest. All 5 aboard the aircraft were killed on impact.
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:25 PM
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16. It's just a matter of time Updated at 10:25 AM
I'm already dead. I have an incurable bone infection they gave me several years ago. I just didn't die as quickly as they had hoped. It's MRSA and has resisted every antibiotic the doctors have tried.
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DUers are simply nuts. Every last freaking one of them is nutz.
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DUers are simply nuts. Every last freaking one of them is nutz.
There's no way your story-writing website can compete with the grand sagas pouring out of the DUmp.
:rotf:
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formercia 16. It's just a matter of time Updated at 10:25 AM
I'm already dead. I have an incurable bone infection they gave me several years ago. I just didn't die as quickly as they had hoped. It's MRSA and has resisted every antibiotic the doctors have tried.
Have they tried applying lead to the temple yet?
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@#$%ing Ops division can't finish a simple hit on a gawdam moonbat.
Frank, you need to get your people in gear or this will appear on your next quarterly review...and no ice cream for you tonight either!
Hey, we gotta keep an easy one out there for the newbies to practice on. :uhsure:
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Okay this guy is batshit nutz.
Sounds like just another primitive to me.
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My goodness, schoolyard fights have sure changed since my boys were children! The CIA recruits them so young these days.
Cindie
You know, this puts my high school bullies in a new light, I never knew my mom or my dad were former CIA agents and that the bullies operatives sent to get at them through me.
I'll have to ask my mom about that since my dad has passed on.
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Looks like we have a new TiT to mess with.. Awesome.
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Looks like we have a new TiT to mess with.. Awesome.
What's to say that it isn't the same TiT, just a different verse?
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What's to say that it isn't the same TiT, just a different verse?
Well, TiTs usually come in pairs, So, it could be nearly the same, or maybe just slightly to the left or the right of the original TiT.
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@#$%ing Ops division can't finish a simple hit on a gawdam moonbat.
Frank, you need to get your people in gear or this will appear on your next quarterly review...and no ice cream for you tonight either!
We are just taking our time.
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What's to say that it isn't the same TiT, just a different verse?
Nah. TiT is a superhero. If "they" were coming after him, TiT would simply take "them" out with extreme prejudice. :whatever:
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I would be embarrassed to be a member of a board that had that many clearly demented people inhabiting it.
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I would be embarrassed to be a member of a board that had that many clearly demented people inhabiting it.
Not if you were clearly demented yourself.
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Not if you were clearly demented yourself.
How true...and speaks volumes about the DUmp.
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formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:08 PM
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14. He was chastised for it in the Senate Updated at 10:25 AM
Edited on Thu Apr-19-07 12:20 PM by formercia
"trying to have someone killed for what he believed" If I remember the statement correctly.
I heard it on NPR later.
The previous winter,he sent a team to Alabama where I was staying but I identified them from a picture in the newspaper, jogging on either side of him. The backup team flew into the side of a mountain while on recon over where I was camping in the Talladega National Forest. All 5 aboard the aircraft were killed on impact.
Okay, but if the CIA wanted somebody dead wouldn't they keep shooting until the idiot died? He ducked and the CIA said, "Oh well, he ducked let's just go back to headquarters and forget about it." He knew all these people were sent to kill him but he had to hear the results of their efforts on NPR? And if he read about these "spies" in the newspaper shouldn't there be some record of it? Do 5 people just die in Alabama and no one knows about it? I admit, I don't know much about the spook business though I DO watch Burn Notice (Michael Westen is ALMOST as hot as Leroy Jethro Gibbs) and have played Covert Ops 2 once or twice on the website so I'm sure there's many spy things I don't know. Just like there's a whole lot about the SEALS I don't know...like they were sent to Cambodia by Nixon before he was even president and SEAL Team 3 existed covertly about 25 years before they officially formed. Well, I guess there are things us mere mortals will just never know.
Cindie
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NorthernSpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-28-09 08:59 AM
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44. How do you keep surviving all these attempts on your life?
I mean, it really not technically difficult to kill a human. How come these people haven't succeeded in killing you?
formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Tue Apr-28-09 09:02 AM
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51. Just lucky, I guess. Updated at 10:25 AM
karma.
:rotf: :lmao:
formercia (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 09:47 AM
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85. They co-opted my family long ago Updated at 10:25 AM
Destroying my support network was one of their first goals.
One of my sisters committed suicide, in part, for having participated in provocations against me
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:bouncy: :lame:
maddezmom DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Apr-28-09 10:24 AM
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120. Locking
This discussion is really not appropriate for DU.
AAAwwwwwwwhhhh..... :whatever:
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But Wait! It has a Journal!
Welcome to the American Gulag (http://journals.democraticunderground.com/formercia/218)
Posted by formercia in General Discussion
Sun Aug 03rd 2008, 10:32 AM
As a former CIA officer who questioned the system, I can assure mister Jones that he should grow eyes in the back of his head and maintain his proficiency with small arms.
They will do anything and spend Millions to discredit him in any way possible.
That psychological evaluation that all prospective CIA employees go through prior to employment will be used to formulate an attack plan to push every button and manipulate his psyche in order to make him crack.
They will drive him to poverty and then provoke him with multiple illegal lures in order to send him to prison where he will be under their total 24/7 control.
They will recruit members of his family and others close to him to engage in informing and initiating provocations.
Anyone who tries to overtly assist him will be targeted as well.
If, by some chance, he is able to find employment, it will be because they have access and they will provoke fellow employees to initiate industrial accidents in an attempt to kill or maim him.
Persons of influence in his community will begin a rumor campaign to turn his neighbors and city officials against him.
I know this from first-hand experience. It happened to me.
:rotf:
Looking for a contractor to do what would otherwise be illegal
Posted by formercia in General Discussion
Sun Jul 13th 2008, 08:36 AM
for the military to do themselves.
Bin LaLa page of upcoming events, yeah, sure.
Let me explain how the game works in the real world. You want to illegally monitor US citizens but you can't get funding for that blatantly obvious program, so you come up with a bogus program, something with the word 'terrorist' in the title to promote a veneer of legality. Once you have the money appropriated and the personnel allocated, you cancel the original project as undoable and use the resourced for your original intended goal.
This is not an imaginary scenario, but I have personally seen it done with 'black' programs to disguise the destination of funding.
Even in the imaginary world of movie land, this game is played out.
Off the Reservation
Posted by formercia in Editorials & Other Articles
Tue May 06th 2008, 07:05 AM
I went for a follow-up regarding the 'seizure' I had two weeks ago. The doctors' office had no records from the hospital and I had to wait while they were faxed.
I mentioned to my doctor that I had been treated for a severe Potassium imbalance and she replied that there was no record of it and that my chart indicated 3.5 mg, which is at the low end of the normal range and she thought it strange why they would treat me for it.
Someone sterilized my hospital record.
Falling in the Crack
Posted by formercia in Editorials & Other Articles
Tue Apr 29th 2008, 07:06 AM
In the old Soviet Union, when someone 'disappeared', a query as to their whereabouts often elicited the reply that they fell through the crack.
The long version was that they fell through the crack between what is said and what is done.
Last Wednesday when I was checking out of the hospital after suffering a seizure due to a severe Potassium imbalance, the CNA that was wheeling me down to the front entrance stopped at the reception desk to make sure all was in order. The reply was that it had already been taken care of. Interesting response considering that she used a wrong first name when inquiring.
About that time, a voice from the intercom addressed the CNA and asked her to report once she she was finished checking me out. She turned to the person at the desk and questioned as to how they knew she was there and that it was the first time that had ever happened.
I almost laughed out loud. Someone was reminding me that I was still in the crack.
Unfortunately, torture is not a new phenomenon
Posted by formercia in General Discussion
Thu Feb 28th 2008, 12:29 PM
A fellow officer who had been assigned to Latin America during Plan Condor told me about attending the interrogation of a suspected Cuban agent. The agent was hung upside down with his head in a metal bucket full of water, then a 220V line was attached to his genitals and the bucket. It's pretty hard holding your breath while being electrocuted. Water boarding is tame by comparison. The alleged agent was later put on a flight to Cuba in a prisoner exchange. He left confined to a wheel chair.
This type of behavior is standard operating procedure under command of the Bushes. Junior learned it from his daddy.
Posted by formercia in Latest Breaking News
Mon Dec 24th 2007, 07:50 AM
I watched Ollie North testify before Congress, knowing all to well a lot of what really happened. I was there. I had to participate, even though I had made the case to my superiors that it was illegal and that "When Congress gets wind of this, they are going to cut our balls off." That was in January of 1982, long before the World became aware of what was going on.
I also watched in horror as they got away with it, but then I had literally seen them get away with Murder.
this one is a lot crazy...
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formercia (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr-19-07 12:08 PM
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14. He was chastised for it in the Senate Updated at 10:25 AM
Edited on Thu Apr-19-07 12:20 PM by formercia
"trying to have someone killed for what he believed" If I remember the statement correctly.
I heard it on NPR later.
The previous winter,he sent a team to Alabama where I was staying but I identified them from a picture in the newspaper, jogging on either side of him [presumably George H W Bush, from the context]. The backup team flew into the side of a mountain while on recon over where I was camping in the Talladega National Forest. All 5 aboard the aircraft were killed on impact.
Buddy of mine is an undercover Narc in a major metropolitan police force. Several years back, he got inadvertantly stuck on a few months of desk duty when - after a major bust in which he had played an integral role - the assholes at the city newspaper published pictures of the seized drugs and cash - with the undercover detectives - himself included - in the frame (after they were specifically told not to take pictures while the detectives were in the room: the police department in question was VERY PISSED).
If it's a standard policy at a police department to sideline operators that have been publicly compromised, I've got to believe that other agencies - the CIA, the US Secret Service, etc. etc. ad nauseum - follow the same precaution, if only to keep from losing all of the valuable time, effort and experience that went into training said operators and making them effective instruments of the Will of The State.
While entertaining, formercia's campfire tale is just more of the DUmp's most common export commodity - BULLSHIT.
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Uh, when was this event in the Talledega Nat'l Forest supposed to have occurred? I have spent a goodly portion of my life living 35 minutes from there, and when I wasn't my parents were. I don't remember any crash and 5 military personnel dying there, and I think that would stand out in my mind. Maybe they did, but I can't remember a thing about it. This one is a great find. He is battier than bat s#it. I loved his hospital tale. They just were lettin' him know he was still in the crack. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And the twice older kid threatening his much younger, somewhat autistic child? If they follow him this closely, tee hee, then they know his kid is mentally handicapped. So, of course they wouldn't use him to deliver a verbal explanation of what happened............
Oh my! I just realized I was trying to find rationality for his posts. Yipes.
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There's no way your story-writing website can compete with the grand sagas pouring out of the DUmp.
:rotf:
I am thinking of an epic involving a colony of rabbits... but it would have to be better than Watership Down
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I am thinking of an epic involving a colony of rabbits... but it would have to be better than Watership Down
Ptarmy would picket your place, call you prejudiced and all that.
I dunno; has anybody done a story like Watership Down, but with moon bats as the central characters instead of bunnies? Something like that might have legs...
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Ptarmy would picket your place, call you prejudiced and all that.
I dunno; has anybody done a story like Watership Down, but with moon bats as the central characters instead of bunnies? Something like that might have legs...
Rabbits vs the nutty ptamagins? /kidding KIDDING!
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Ptarmy would picket your place, call you prejudiced and all that.
I dunno; has anybody done a story like Watership Down, but with moon bats as the central characters instead of bunnies? Something like that might have legs...
I'd be saying "God Hates Bunnies", "Bunnies Are Violent", "Bunnies Are Lawless", God Gave Bunnies Up", "Bunnies Are Nature's Freaks", and "Bunnies Die, God Laughs".
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I'd be saying "God Hates Bunnies", "Bunnies Are Violent", "Bunnies Are Lawless", God Gave Bunnies Up", "Bunnies Are Nature's Freaks", and "Bunnies Die, God Laughs".
(http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons/b/bunny-ears-emoticon.gif)
I see a bunny!
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Bunnies can be very dangerous.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YPFDDjQ_y_Y/R0MW7jDVrGI/AAAAAAAAAj8/S9vc9-Z-t6g/s400/draw_simple_rabbit02.jpg) (http://my.nbc.com/sn/e/b/0/f/eyre0104,nbc.com/images/06fef3127f000001072b441737c4d4f6.jpg)
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I'd be saying "God Hates Bunnies", "Bunnies Are Violent", "Bunnies Are Lawless", God Gave Bunnies Up", "Bunnies Are Nature's Freaks", and "Bunnies Die, God Laughs".
OK, after a few years, going back to the original CU, I'll ask: what the **** is with the bunny shit?
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OK, after a few years, going back to the original CU, I'll ask: what the **** is with the bunny shit?
I believe one of them, masquerading as a cute and lovable fluffy creature, bit Ptarmy when he was a kid, unwittingly tipping the hand of the Lagomorph Brotherhood's evil plans for planetary domination to the alert young tundra grouse.
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I believe one of them, masquerading as a cute and lovable fluffy creature, bit Ptarmy when he was a kid, unwittingly tipping the hand of the Lagomorph Brotherhood's evil plans for planetary domination to the alert young tundra grouse.
heh, heh, heh! I think you hit the nail on the head! Ptarmy has a phobia! :lmao:
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Somehow I get the feeling the closest he ever got to the CIA was a low level desk clerk at the DMV.
Cindie
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Somehow I get the feeling the closest he ever got to the CIA was mopping the floors at the DMV.
Cindie
Fixt. :-)
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Now now, he could've worked for the CIA. If he's really old, my school was the College for Industrial Arts between 1905 and 1934. Or he could've worked for the Culinary Institutes of America... :p
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Now now, he could've worked for the CIA. If he's really old, my school was the College for Industrial Arts between 1905 and 1934. Or he could've worked for the Culinary Institutes of America... :p
Yep...they have floors that need moppin' too. :-)
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Now now, he could've worked for the CIA. If he's really old, my school was the College for Industrial Arts between 1905 and 1934. Or he could've worked for the Culinary Institutes of America... :p
I knew a guy who taught at the CIA. He was a trained chef, too. Man, could this guy cook. He told me that he and his wife spent almost all of their off hours exercising, so they wouldn't pack on lots of weight. They even had two kids, who could have used the exercise.
But, this guy could whip up an awesome meal.
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So this is what happens when you drive by the CIA complex everyday. They come looking for you and your children in order to keep you quiet about the mile markers!
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I knew a guy who taught at the CIA. He was a trained chef, too. Man, could this guy cook. He told me that he and his wife spent almost all of their off hours exercising, so they wouldn't pack on lots of weight. They even had two kids, who could have used the exercise.
But, this guy could whip up an awesome meal.
Julia Child was a spy at one time. Or at least worked for the OSS.
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Looks like Austin Powers was real after all. :lmao:
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I believe one of them, masquerading as a cute and lovable fluffy creature, bit Ptarmy when he was a kid, unwittingly tipping the hand of the Lagomorph Brotherhood's evil plans for planetary domination to the alert young tundra grouse.
From the Book of Humor - (worksafe, but not good for really young kids) (http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Bunny_Suicide_Comic_Pics_226_2007.php)
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From the Book of Humor - (worksafe, but not good for really young kids) (http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Bunny_Suicide_Comic_Pics_226_2007.php)
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Julia Child was a spy at one time. Or at least worked for the OSS.
I had heard that. By CIA I meant the school in Hyde Park NY (the Culinary Institute).
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formercia 16. It's just a matter of time Updated at 10:25 AM
I'm already dead. I have an incurable bone infection they gave me several years ago. I just didn't die as quickly as they had hoped. It's MRSA and has resisted every antibiotic the doctors have tried.
Have they tried applying lead to the temple yet?
Yeah but he ducked just in time.