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Title: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: bijou on April 27, 2009, 12:09:57 PM
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) – Mexico was hit by a 6.0 magnitude earthquake on Monday, the U.S. Geological Survey said.

The USGS said the quake hit 19 miles south-southeast of Tixtla, Guerrero, about 150 miles south of the capital, Mexico City. It was 25.6 miles deep.

Buildings in the capital shook.

...more...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090427/wl_nm/us_quake_mexico_usgs_1
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: Chris_ on April 27, 2009, 12:13:51 PM
Wait for it....there's a rumble spreading through the US....yep, I can hear it...."It's Bush's fault".... :whatever:
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: Lord Undies on April 27, 2009, 12:20:48 PM
"God Mad At Mexico - Film an analysis at 11"
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: thundley4 on April 27, 2009, 12:45:11 PM
That rumbling was just the mass migration of people north to get free medical care in Texas.
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: Chris_ on April 27, 2009, 01:26:42 PM
Obammy is preparing a statement as we speak to apologize for our role in causing the earthquake.
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 27, 2009, 03:33:38 PM
Obammy is preparing a statement as we speak to apologize for our role in causing the earthquake.

I like to think it's God's reaction to Bam Bam telling the world it's all our fault for the drug wars going on around the border due to our Second Amendment.
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: thundley4 on April 27, 2009, 03:34:45 PM
I like to think it's God's reaction to Bam Bam telling the world it's all our fault for the drug wars going on around the border due to our Second Amendment.

Hopefully 0Bama will volunteer to send 12,000,000+ aid workers down to help them.
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 27, 2009, 03:41:12 PM
Hopefully 0Bama will volunteer to send 12,000,000+ aid workers down to help them.

Uh......he'll probly send $12,000,000,000 in order to help out our economy! Isn't that how he fixes everything.
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: Chris_ on April 27, 2009, 04:58:53 PM
Uh......he'll probly send $12,000,000,000 in order to help out our economy! Isn't that how he fixes everything.
That, combined with a new "earthquake prevention tax" aimed at "The Rich", because we all know rich people (anyone making $25k/yr or more) cause earthquakes.
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: DixieBelle on April 27, 2009, 05:14:40 PM
Is it our fault yet? Has TOTUS spoken?
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 27, 2009, 05:16:36 PM
Is it our fault yet? Has TOTUS spoken?

I think Bam Bam skipped the line where it told him to say "We're the government, and we're here to help you"!
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: Chris_ on April 27, 2009, 10:31:03 PM
I find it interesting that none of this shit - the earthquake or the swine flu - was happening BEFORE Teh Obamessiah went down south to kiss the asses of Calderon and Chavez.

Are we SURE he's not the Anti-Christ?
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: Tess on April 28, 2009, 09:33:21 AM
Wait for it....there's a rumble spreading through the US....yep, I can hear it...."It's Bush's fault".... :whatever:

I find it rather insulting that all of a sudden Bush has all this power.  After all, while Bush was in the WH it was always Carl Rove's fault.  Poor Carl...tossed aside like an old glove.....wah wah wah...
Title: Re: Mexico hit by 6.0 magnitude earthquake: USGS
Post by: Chris_ on April 28, 2009, 01:26:33 PM
I find it rather insulting that all of a sudden Bush has all this power.  After all, while Bush was in the WH it was always Carl Rove's fault.  Poor Carl...tossed aside like an old glove.....wah wah wah...

You are not alone in such feelings as these.  Lord Rove finds their lack of faith... disturbing.