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Title: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!!
Post by: delilahmused on April 25, 2009, 04:18:40 AM
It's not often I'm left speechless (there's a reason I don't go to DU) but this pretty much did it for me:
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What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?
If you had to pick just one thing, after giving it serious thought, what would that be?

Link (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x8370038)

Of course we find the usual suspects (Just once I wish they'd define hope):

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CaliforniaPeggy 
1. Hope.
That's what came to my mind, first.

K&R

Poor thing, every time I think of bethie I can't help but find the lyrics to Nick Lowe's "Marie Provost" running through my head:

"Those quaalude bombs didn't help her sleep
As her nights grew long and her days grew bleak
It's all downhill once you've passed your peak
Marie got ready for that last big sleep

The cops came in and they looked around
Throwin' up everywhere over what they found
The handiwork of Marie's little dachshund
That hungry little dachshund

She was a winner that became a doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
Whoa oh poor Marie"


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EFerrari
2. He's restoring our standing in the community of nations.

The pay off from that alone will be a great thing for our people.

There's something a bit Freudian (okay completely pathetic) here:
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UrbScotty 
6. Being an inspiration and a role model.
His election to the Presidency inspired millions to realize that almost nothing is impossible when you dedicate yourself and work hard. The more people who realize and take action off of this truth, the better we will all be in the long run.

Of course, in office he has acted as a role model of leadership for people across the country and world - an example of integrity worth following.

Token "kill the babies post":
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Metatron 
7. Stem cell research n/t


Token WTF post:
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napoleon_in_rags 
8. Transparency, census.

Check out this this TED talk
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/hans_rosling_shows_t...
When the facts are visible, the right policy paths become SO clear.

So...the best thing he's done is the same freaking thing as every secretary or mother in the whole dang world does EVERY day? Oh, wait maybe it's more complicated then that...maybe he's a circus clown (he's got the ears for it)...yeah that's it! Juggling...that makes him so much better than every SAHM in America.
 
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Cresent City Kid
10. This sounds like a cop out, but...
the best thing he's doing for America is multi-tasking. He's like a juggler keeping all the balls in the air. He's moving faster than the news cycle. He announces a new policy while the GOP is trying to counter the one from yesterday. The "teabagging" was a sign that they've given up on a point-by-point counter argument in favor of a general opposition.

The single best thing he's doing is taking charge.

Yeah, the man's a damn snowflake...so was my 5 year old granddaughter in the school play! Why do I feel like I'm still looking for Mr. Goodbar?
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AllentownJake
11. Being Barack
During this batshit crazy time in history his cool steadiness and ability to lower the temperature in a room is what is needed.

Oh yeah and he's the exact opposite of the asshole who was in office prior to him.

Oh, well, he's working damned hard...yeah...so did Jeffrey Dahmer...it takes a lot of effort to hide that many bodies for that long a time).

I work hard. When was the last time Obama plowed a field? Planted a few "rows for the homeless" alongside other crops? Cleaned a chicken coop? Milked 3 goats a day? Piled up 9 tons of hay? Killed and dressed 25 meat birds? Prepped 50 dozen eggs for market? Raised a couple Wagu beef and a half a dozen Boer goats from bottle to slaughter? Put up 3 acres of cross fencing and 7 acres of barrier fencing to keep livestock away from a salmon breeding stream (contrary to popular belief conservatives don't hate the environment they just don't need the gov breathing down their neck to do the right thing WHEN THEY CAN AFFORD IT)? This is what my past week has looked like...but I'm sure Obama having a hangnail would be more profound...it might mean he has to go to the manicurist before meeting with the White House Arugula Chef.
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JeffR 
12. He's working damned hard.
That - and an end to the garish corruption of the nakedly fascistic Bush era - is what I voted for. There'll be missteps and things I disagree with, and there have been. But this man works as hard as I hoped he would. Can he fix shit? He's sure as hell trying. Godspeed him.


I can't wait for the day the country realizes he's overreached. It takes a lot to shake up the masses but the Obama administration is racing toward political suicide at breakneck speed. The media whores are filling them with a false sense of security with bogus polls and drooling praise. Unfortunately, reality WILL catch up. It's going to be orgasmic!

Cindie
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!!
Post by: Vagabond on April 25, 2009, 04:55:00 AM
The single best thing he is doing is flitting from one thing to the next to the next and never staying on topic for more than one day.  It virtually guarantees he won't get jack accomplished.
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!
Post by: thundley4 on April 25, 2009, 04:58:24 AM
I didn't see one thing that he has actually accomplished mentioned by the DUmmies. He gives us Hope, he's making the US look better, blah, blah, blah.  Even what they claim he has done isn't really true.  The US has went from being disliked but respected to being disliked and disrespected under 0Bama in a very short time.
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2009, 05:22:14 AM
I didn't see one thing that he has actually accomplished mentioned by the DUmmies. He gives us Hope, he's making the US look better, blah, blah, blah.  Even what they claim he has done isn't really true.  The US has went from being disliked but respected to being disliked and disrespected under 0Bama in a very short time.

I'd much rather be hated and respected, than liked and disrespected, if I had to choose between the two.  The prevalence of the "Willy Loman School of Foreign Policy" by the Dims is pretty disappointing, yet not unexpected.  What we are seeing in the Obamination is the groundwork for another 12-to-16 years of Republicans in the White House.

Oh--almost forgot--H5 for the bolded.
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!!
Post by: MrsSmith on April 25, 2009, 06:36:11 AM
The single best thing he is doing is flitting from one thing to the next to the next and never staying on topic for more than one day.  It virtually guarantees he won't get jack accomplished.
Except massively increasing the national debt by 3 or 4 times what the DUmmies hated under Bush.
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 25, 2009, 06:41:52 AM
Except massively increasing the national debt by 3 or 4 times what the DUmmies hated under Bush.

But it's someone with a (D) after their name doing it now, so it doesn't count.
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!!
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 25, 2009, 08:20:32 AM
For me it's, "Doing a lot of flying in Air Force #1". I'm hoping the idiot will get the doors and windows confused and fall out someday.

Saint Peter: "Obowma. What are you doing here at the pearly gates?"

Obowma: "Dammifino. The last thing I remember was opening the outhouse door."
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!!
Post by: diesel driver on April 25, 2009, 06:44:12 PM
The single best thing he is doing is flitting from one thing to the next to the next and never staying on topic for more than one day.  It virtually guarantees he won't get jack accomplished.

Basically, we have an Affirmative Action president with ADD....
Title: Re: What is the single BEST thing Obama is doing for America?...Heaven Help Us!!!
Post by: Ptarmigan on April 25, 2009, 06:52:52 PM
Proving that Divine Rights of Kings is still alive and well despite being discredited 500 years ago.