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Title: What'd I Say?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2008, 08:28:49 AM
True story.

I'm in class (paid by Halliburton) to get a Class A CDL (the big rigs). The instructor is talking about how top-loading the trailer can cause the center-of-gravity to ride too high leading to the truck ending up on its side.

MSB: I once knew a girl that was top-heavy and she'd fall over real easy too.

INSTRUCTOR: Excuse me. There's a lady in the room.

MSB: Yeah, but she's not top-heavy.



Then later on he came back to the room and asked why was it everytime he entered the room we stopped talking.

INSTRUCTOR: Y'all talking about me?

MSB: No. You're not really that interesting.



What'd I say?!?!?! O-)

Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: LadyLiberty on February 16, 2008, 09:00:10 AM
You need a smackin'  :hammer:  :tongue:
Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2008, 10:20:27 AM
Never mess with someone who has any part of your future in his hands.
Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2008, 11:30:23 AM
*shakes head*

You are unpossible.   :thatsright:  :lmao:
Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2008, 03:22:15 PM
cool shit. love to piss off the powers that be.

I was in a the conf room early and was coding my bills while waiting for the staff meeting to start.
The GM came in and was talking to some other early birds, telling them about how he used to be a radio DJ. I didn't pay them much attention until he speaks down the table to me and says..."Jack, I'll bet you don't believe I used to be on radio...huh?"
Without missing a beat I said "Sure, I believe it!" he says "yeah?!" I said "Sure....you got a face made for radio!"

I love it when old vaudeville lines come in handy.
Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 16, 2008, 11:30:23 AM
*shakes head*

You are unpossible.   :thatsright:  :lmao:
You're right.

You should give me a spanking.
Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 16, 2008, 11:30:23 AM
*shakes head*

You are unpossible.   :thatsright:  :lmao:
You're right.

You should give me a spanking.

I would be happy to sir.  :naughty:
Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 16, 2008, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 16, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 16, 2008, 11:30:23 AM
*shakes head*

You are unpossible.   :thatsright:  :lmao:
You're right.

You should give me a spanking.

I would be happy to sir.  :naughty:

Wait a damn minute.....................what about me  :thatsright:
Title: Re: What'd I Say?
Post by: Chris_ on February 16, 2008, 08:07:08 PM
Quote from: Crazy Horse on February 16, 2008, 08:03:38 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 16, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 16, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on February 16, 2008, 11:30:23 AM
*shakes head*

You are unpossible.   :thatsright:  :lmao:
You're right.

You should give me a spanking.

I would be happy to sir.  :naughty:

Wait a damn minute.....................what about me  :thatsright:

What about you and your needs?  :-) Last I heard, it wasn't exciting enough for you and I have other things in mind for you.  :evillaugh: