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Title: Don't come a'knockin if this dumpsters a'rockin
Post by: Chris on April 25, 2009, 01:09:37 AM
Couple caught having sex in dumpster
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A Saanich police officer arrived at a parking lot where he heard noises coming from a large garbage dumpster.

The officer called out to the people in the dumpster, but no one responded. When he looked inside, he was surprised to see two naked adults intertwined and oblivious to his presence.

The two adults, a 30-year-old woman and a 26-year-old man, were ordered to put their clothes on and get out of the dumpster, police said in a news release.

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Couple+caught+having+dumpster/1531547/story.html
Title: Re: Don't come a'knockin if this dumpsters a'rockin
Post by: Mike220 on April 25, 2009, 01:42:38 AM
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Saanich

This is all I had to read. That place is kind of the San Francisco type district of Victoria. A little... strange.
Title: Re: Don't come a'knockin if this dumpsters a'rockin
Post by: Flame on April 25, 2009, 07:21:07 AM
Gee...talk about a romantic atmosphere!  :whatever:
Title: Re: Don't come a'knockin if this dumpsters a'rockin
Post by: NHSparky on April 26, 2009, 07:40:25 AM
Some of the comments are absolutely classic:

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My, what's that alluring scent your wearing?


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Damn it, those smelly homeless guys get all the chicks.

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that's what you call , dumping a LOAD

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takes a whole new twist of puttin your 'junk' in the trunk

Title: Re: Don't come a'knockin if this dumpsters a'rockin
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 26, 2009, 07:47:59 AM
My, my, what a trashy couple.
Title: Re: Don't come a'knockin if this dumpsters a'rockin
Post by: jinxmchue on April 26, 2009, 09:16:27 AM
Maybe they found everything they needed in there: an old mattress, some half-drunk wine, a condom...
Title: Re: Don't come a'knockin if this dumpsters a'rockin
Post by: thundley4 on April 26, 2009, 09:43:59 AM
Maybe they found everything they needed in there: an old mattress, some half-drunk wine, a condom...
:asssmack: :puke: