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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Hawkgirl on April 22, 2009, 08:53:34 PM
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Economic Crisis Hits German Sex Industry
BERLIN (April 22) - It did not take long for the world financial crisis to affect the world's oldest profession in Germany.
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Berlin's "***** Club" has attracted media attention with its headline-grabbing "flat rate" -- a 70-euro admission charge for unlimited food, drink and sex between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m.
"You've got to come up with creative solutions these days," said club manager Stefan, who requested his surname not be published. "We're feeling the economic crisis, too, even though business has fortunately been more or less okay for us so far.
"Our offer might sound like it's too good to be true, but it's real. You can eat as much as you want, drink as much as you want and have as much sex as you want."
Stefan, who runs other establishments in Heidelberg and Wuppertal besides the Berlin club, said the flat rate had helped keep the 30 women working in each location fully employed.
Dutch's next vacation spot (http://news.aol.com/article/german-sex-industry/441881?icid=main|main|dl2|link3|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fgerman-sex-industry%2F441881)
:lmao:
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...alll you can eat...crabs... :uhsure:
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Dang...
It's like a buffet with VD.
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I have a burning sensation that the puns will continue in this thread for some time.
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I have a burning sensation that the puns will continue in this thread for some time.
Ah, the Germans have their own version of a "stimulus package". :-)
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Swinging dicks and meatballs.....talk about variety!
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...alll you can eat...crabs... :uhsure:
And spotted dick for dessert
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Prostitution in Europe is considerably different than in US, where it is all petty criminal crack whores. The hygeine part is not really a problem.
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Get the men to enjoy their free drinks enough before the "main event" and it might be a good deal for the brothel :tongue:
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and have as much sex as you want."
Damn, where did I put the Viagra..............................
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Damn, where did I put the Viagra..............................
Yeah, it's a much more attractive deal for the younger crowd than for an over-50 type like me.
:bawl:
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No worries Tanker, with enough of that blue pill, you also can win a challenge!
Man dies after winning contest, that he could have continuous &*% with two girls for 12 hours (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,25113643-13762,00.html)
Wow :o ::)
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The hygeine part is not really a problem.
What about the STD part?
Be careful when you cast the line...never know what you might catch.. :fishing:
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What about the STD part?
Be careful when you cast the line...never know what you might catch.. :fishing:
They don't go bareback. I spent three years there when I was much younger, none of the troops ever caught anything from the pros, all the STD/VD cases came from partners they didn't pay for.