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Title: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Chris on April 21, 2009, 09:53:35 PM
Smiling Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City, Hearing Reopened to Public (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517231,00.html)
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The sole surviving Somali pirate from the hostage-taking of an American ship captain wept in federal court Tuesday as he faced the charges against him.

A federal judge determined that the suspect, Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse, is an adult and reopened the New York City hearing to the public.

U.S. Magistrate Judge Andrew Peck had closed proceedings briefly to figure out whether Muse was a juvenile.

Muse cried in court as the charges of piracy — which carries a mandatory life sentence — and other counts against him were read. A day earlier, he'd been all smiles when he arrived in New York.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517231,00.html
Boo hoo.  :bs:
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Oriole Fan on April 22, 2009, 05:31:14 AM
There's no crying in piracy!
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Sam Adams on April 22, 2009, 06:07:59 AM
Crying in court is a good move, but when he cries on Oprah, that's when he will REALLY get the public's sympathy.
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 22, 2009, 06:22:49 AM
Sorry asshole! Actions=consequences! :-)
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 22, 2009, 07:31:04 AM
They couldn't find a better venue to try this scum in than New York? Why do I feel this guy is gonna walk?
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Lord Undies on April 22, 2009, 07:57:56 AM
Wait until he bursts out singing "Don't Cry For Me Aegean Sea-ers".
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Splashdown on April 22, 2009, 08:18:19 AM
Hey Get your eye poked out. Have a hook for a hand. get a peg leg. Then I'll let you cry.

Nothing worse than sissy pirates.  :hammer:
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Zathras on April 22, 2009, 10:22:17 AM
There's no crying in piracy!

Yeah, I think it's a lesser known rule of the Pirate's Code as set forth by Morgan and Bartholomew and, as we see in the following clip, the code is the law....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EnOjGuQkNs[/youtube]
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Chris_ on April 22, 2009, 11:12:15 AM
Smiling Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City, Hearing Reopened to Public (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,517231,00.html)Boo hoo.  :bs:
Well, he is the victim here.  [/DUmp mode]
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 22, 2009, 11:30:28 AM
Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: Attero Dominatus on April 22, 2009, 04:28:53 PM
What a ****ing wuss!

Actions have consequences, scumbag.

Unfortunately, this guy will milk the victim card for all its worth, he will probably walk free.
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 04:30:43 PM
What a ****ing wuss!

Actions have consequences, scumbag.

Unfortunately, this guy will milk the victim card for all its worth, he will probably walk free.

His momma has already asked 0Bama to set him free.  How is he going to live that down at the local pirate's cove?
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: rich_t on April 22, 2009, 05:03:20 PM
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The sole surviving Somali pirate from the hostage-taking of an American ship captain wept in federal court Tuesday as he faced the charges against him.

Awww.....  Poor little whuzzum.
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: LC EFA on April 22, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
Hmm..

Long relatively pampered life in an American Prison Vs life in Somalia.

Does that still count as punishment ?

Why should this pirate not be hung from a yard arm and tossed to the sharks to serve as a warning to other pirates ?
Title: Re: Somali Pirate Weeps in Federal Court in New York City
Post by: rich_t on April 22, 2009, 05:33:23 PM
Hmm..

Long relatively pampered life in an American Prison Vs life in Somalia.

Does that still count as punishment ?

Why should this pirate not be hung from a yard arm and tossed to the sharks to serve as a warning to other pirates ?


If it were up to me, he would be.