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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on April 21, 2009, 11:07:41 AM
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Teen soils self after deputy surprises him
CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.
It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift.
"I was in my personal vehicle, but I was in uniform," Taylor told the Deseret News Monday. "I'd pulled in my driveway and was on the phone with another deputy when I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this guy trying to get into my wife's car."
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The boy dashed into a friend's house, where a party was going on, police said. Officers were let into the house where they found him — and discovered that he had soiled himself, Child said.
"You could smell him," Taylor said. "He told us, 'Yeah, I crapped my pants.' "
Guess he wasn't scares sh*tless. :-)
MORE (http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705298541/Frightened-burglar-soils-himself.html)
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Maybe the kid is part skunk.
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Sounds like he should have been wearing these:
(http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pictures/blog/crappedmypants.jpg)
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...and a cop jumped out of the bushes...
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Breaking into a cop's car--add 5 street cred points.
Shitting your pants when cop catches you--deduct 1000 street cred points.