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Title: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: Vagabond on April 19, 2009, 12:43:19 PM
DUmmies want equality NOW! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5481908)

This is a poll over there, with a lot of comments but I'm only really interested in the OP.

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ccharles000  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-18-09 03:56 AM
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Poll question: Should women be allowed to be out in public without a shirt?  
 Note-this is not a sex thread it is about gender equality.

I think they should because I see men all the time walking around with no shirt and to tell a female that she cannot but a man can is in my opinion wrong. Women should be seen as equal.

If there were five good looking topless women on Intendencia Street, and five good looking topless men on Palafox street, which street would have the traffic jam?  A judge in New Jersey asked a very similar question.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 19, 2009, 12:54:13 PM
DUmmies want equality NOW! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5481908)

This is a poll over there, with a lot of comments but I'm only really interested in the OP.

If there were five good looking topless women on Intendencia Street, and five good looking topless men on Palafox street, which street would have the traffic jam?  A judge in New Jersey asked a very similar question.

Obviously the judge has never seen liberal women seminude.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: jinxmchue on April 19, 2009, 01:00:14 PM
There's a group of, um...  of... uh...  Well, there's a group purportedly of women who go around promoting this sort of thing.  One has a beard.  I kid you not.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: MrsSmith on April 19, 2009, 01:06:04 PM
http://www.imagesofanthropology.com/Sub_saharan_Africa_People_Places_Sites_page_1.html

This is common in parts of Africa.  I'm sure we would have no objection to those wanting shirt-equality moving to an area where that is normal.  :-)
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: Tantal on April 19, 2009, 06:26:57 PM
I have no problem with this idea; however, the potential topless woman would need a permit. There would be a 3-judge panel chaired by Hugh Heffner who would issue said permits. DUmmie chicks need not apply. I throw up in my mouth a little just looking at their faces.......I have no urge to see their cans.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 19, 2009, 08:23:57 PM
these women were born as men weren't they?
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: dutch508 on April 19, 2009, 08:53:20 PM
bitchslapped for no boobiez in a topless thread.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: jinxmchue on April 19, 2009, 09:44:19 PM
The women you most want to go topless won't and the ones you least want to go topless will.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 20, 2009, 01:34:20 AM
The women you most want to go topless won't and the ones you least want to go topless will.

EXACTLY! What we would get is those boobies that hang down to their navels and look like flat tires with the inflat-or stems looking like #2 pencil erasers standing at attention! NO ****IN' WAY!!!!

edited for better graphic descrition, heh, heh!
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 20, 2009, 04:17:52 AM
EXACTLY! What we would get is those boobies that hang down to their navels and look like flat tires with the inflat-or stems looking like #2 pencil erasers standing at attention! NO ****IN' WAY!!!!

edited for better graphic descrition, heh, heh!

I don't even need to look at the pics.

 :puke: :puke: :puke:
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 20, 2009, 07:16:33 AM
....and the liberal boobs that don't hang down.....lay out on top of a big belly.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 20, 2009, 09:13:26 AM
How much do you want to bet that these are the same women who would get offended by a man wolf-whistling if they walked by in skimpy clothes ;)
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: dutch508 on April 20, 2009, 09:36:22 AM
No sane person mentioned liberal boobiez.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: Wineslob on April 20, 2009, 09:40:56 AM
How much do you want to bet that these are the same women who would get offended by a man vomiting if they walked by in skimpy clothes ;)





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Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: HACKSAW on April 20, 2009, 12:57:29 PM
There's a group of, um...  of... uh...  Well, there's a group purportedly of women who go around promoting this sort of thing.  One has a beard.  I kid you not.

I seen that over at Zombietime. Here's the link for those that haven't seen it yet. :spork: :spork: :spork:SERIOUS SPORK ALERT!!!!!111!!! (http://www.zombietime.com/breasts_not_bombs/) :spork: :spork: :spork:
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: jinxmchue on April 20, 2009, 02:13:06 PM
I seen that over at Zombietime. Here's the link for those that haven't seen it yet. :spork: :spork: :spork:SERIOUS SPORK ALERT!!!!!111!!! (http://www.zombietime.com/breasts_not_bombs/) :spork: :spork: :spork:

Spork alert?  Spork?  Grab a freakin' barf bag.  You will never see a better argument against what the DUmp monkeys are voting for and no better proof of my previous post here.  Yeah, they want flabby, droopy, pasty flesh belonging to people of indeterminate gender like that on display for all to see, but when it comes to Christianity, people are supposed to "keep it in your homes and churches where it belongs."  Riiiiiight.
Title: Re: Going topless for equality (no pics)
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 20, 2009, 04:37:04 PM
In this day of selective sexualities, homosexual, bisexual, metrosexual, transsexual....

I think I have just become assexual.......or nonsexual.......the "spoke alert" should state that if you chose to view it that you may be rendered sterile at the least and completely nonsexual in some extreme cases.