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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Mr Mannn on April 18, 2009, 09:32:26 AM
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These are the kind that proudly advertise, "More than a POUND of Food!"
I have chicken, 2 Mexican and a meatloaf dinner. and I bought them in SPITE of what this previous thread claims...
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,27403.msg290272.html#new
Why did I do it?
Because I am wild and outa control! That's why!
Chicks really dig a brave, decisive kinda guy.
I gots my little white, paid off Toyota Truck. check.
a 32 inch flat screen TV. check.
Two pairs of shoes. check.
Black socks to wear with my sandals. check.
Sarah Palin Style glasses. check.
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but I am the complete chick magnet.
To prove it, all I have to do is stand next to any gal, and people think, "Wow! She must be a good cook!" Chicks did that.
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Watch out for exploding rectums!
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That just makes dates all the more exciting.
Think.
Two young people. Two TV dinners. a cozy love seat. two TV trays. and a romantic move.
It caps the perfect video date!
Mr Mannn leans over to his super model date, "Do ya love me, baby?"
--KaBOOOOOM!
"Can I take that for a yes?"
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Duck and Cover!!
:-)
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try not to get the corn mixed up with the mashed potatoes. It makes an awful mess when it explodes.
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Make sure you post tomorrow so we know that Hungry Man didn't kill ya ;)
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Swanson's needs a tunnel running from the pea compartment to the mash potato compartment. Most everyone likes to combine the two. I don't. I'm a purist.
My choice of frozen dinner is now the Boston Market brand. Their meat loaf is a 'O' face all by itself.
I get lots of sexy looks from women in the frozen food isle when they see I have such good taste. I had one lady ask to see my meat loaf. I told her she'd have to catch me asleep, and even then it wasn't a promise. Some meat never loafs.
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Boston Market's mac n' cheese is fabulous! :bow: :yum:
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Boston Market's mac n' cheese is fabulous! :bow: :yum:
They have a Hungry Mannn size too! :-)
(not that I would ever make a pig of myself :innocent: )
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HungryMan dinners will cause scurvy... :lmao:
These Swanson Hungry Man TV Dinners are a great meal replacement for times when you get stuck and can not follow your regular diet, but I certainly do not recommend eating them exclusively for an extended period of time like I just did. The most shocking thing that happened to me due to my long-term use of these meals was the bleeding gums effect that came around day 25 of this food trial.
I was brushing my teeth normally one night and saw a sea of red fill the sink when I spit out my toothpaste. I was really alarmed and immediately rinsed out my mouth with water to find the source of the blood. My gums seemed to have receded since beginning this food trial. They had pulled back from my teeth, which allowed the bristles of my toothbrush to penetrate more deeply than usual, causing the bleeding effect.
I also bled quite badly from underneath a bridge that I have in the bottom right of my jaw. I think this is where the majority of the blood came from. The effect has since disappeared and I am immensely grateful for that turn of events. I thought it was scary when my poop turned orange back in January while eating Chef Boyardee food. Well that was nothing next to having a mouthful of blood while eating Swanson Hungry Man TV Dinners.
30 Day of HungryMan Dinners (http://saveyoursweat.com/sysblog/2009/04/03/30-days-of-swanson-hungry-man-tv-dinners-day-30/)
I've started shopping in the frozen food aisle in an attempt to save money and have some kind of portion control. I can buy a Banquet "dinner" for less than a dollar and they're usually about 350 calories each. Okay, I usually have to prepare two of them, but for less than two dollars and 700 calories, it's better than speding $150 a month for fast food and eating 1500 calories in a single meal.
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HungryMan dinners will cause scurvy... :lmao:30 Day of HungryMan Dinners (http://saveyoursweat.com/sysblog/2009/04/03/30-days-of-swanson-hungry-man-tv-dinners-day-30/)
I've started shopping in the frozen food aisle in an attempt to save money and have some kind of portion control. I can buy a Banquet "dinner" for less than a dollar and they're usually about 350 calories each. Okay, I usually have to prepare two of them, but for less than two dollars and 700 calories, it's better than speding $150 a month for fast food and eating 1500 calories in a single meal.
I've been buying those (Banquet) a lot more often these days to cut back on spending on junk foods for dinner (using my meal plan at college for lunch only). I buy a mix of the regular and the Select Recipes versions (chicken parmesan isn't too bad at all).
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I can buy a Banquet "dinner" for less than a dollar
And yet you are still being overcharged. Dogfood, my friend. Plain dogfood.
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I have a general idea of my calorie intake... I think it's around 2000-2500 calories a day. I'd like to get down to 1500 a day since my routine clearly does not call for that much food. Even after walking seven and eight miles a day for three months, I didn't lose a pound of weight.
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And yet you are still being overcharged. Dogfood, my friend. Plain dogfood.
It's not the best, but it can't be any worse than Burger King and I'm not sucking down a day's worth of food in one meal.
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It's not the best, but it can't be any worse than Burger King and I'm not sucking down a day's worth of food in one meal.
Ask yourself, "How much would I spend on a meal?" When going for the frozen dinner, spend the $3.50 and get the best. You're worth it, no doubt. You'd spend that much at Booger King.
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I found this last year... it's a review of frozen dinners.
Thanksgiving Dinner for 1 (http://wanderingchopsticks.blogspot.com/2007/11/thanksgiving-dinner-for-1.html)