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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: seabelle on April 17, 2009, 08:45:53 PM
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What a hateful post.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=8349629&mesg_id=8349629
NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-17-09 01:03 AM
Tips For Teabaggers
No doubt you have now been convinced, the vast dozens of you, by FOX-News and various and sundry other purveyors of the non-truth, that yesterday’s non-event was an event that rocked the world.
Ergo (oh, for Christ’s sake, Google the word, why don’t you?) you will be planning non-events for the future.
Please consider the following Tips for Teabaggers:
· Change your name. Considering the connotation of teabagging, you might want to – no, uh, nevermind. Stick with teabaggers – it’s just too
· Try to find out what is it you are allegedly protesting before you participate. Chances are (being as there are so few of you) you will wind up in front of a TV camera at some point, being asked why you are there. Responses like “duhâ€, “I dunnoâ€, and “beats me†do little to advance your cause – whatever that cause may be.
· Pulling off the grassroots movement thing means NOT making references to FOX-News or corporate sponsors of your non-event. It’s kind of like telling a chick you just met in a bar that you’re single and sexually insatiable – despite the fact that you’re wearing a wedding ring, and your BlackBerry keeps flashing a message about picking up some extra-strength Viagra on your way home.
· Placards and signs will be captured by TV and still cameras. Spelling and grammar come into play here – no, seriesly. Don’t be afraid to ask a neighbor for help in bringing properly-spelled words together into a coherent sentence. If you have a Liberal neighbor, he/she is probably your best bet when looking for someone with expertise in this area. (They may not agree with your political views, but they will defend to the death your right to mis-spell them.)
· A little fact-checking goes a long way. It’s always wise to make sure you’re not protesting what you think a new administration is about to do, when it turns out to be the same thing the previous administration (the one you supported so vehemently) actually did do for … eight … ****in’ … years. “This Obama guy is about to plunge the nation into unfathomable debt – oh, noes!!!
· The clothes make the man/woman. Wearing a hatful of teabags will (a) demonstrate your idiocy for all the world to see, and (b) ensure that you never get laid again – at least not by anyone who isn’t just itchin’ to **** an idiot.
· Stay mindful of those Good Christian Family Values ™ you’re always braggin’ about, especially while you’re out in public. Your seven-year-old with the “Don’t touch my piggy-bank†sign is adorable – why isn’t she in school? Oh, that’s right, schools are evil, what with being funded by tax dollars and all – just like those tax-dollar-funded firefighters who are on their way to your house, trying to save it as it burns to the ground while you’re out rantin’, wearing a hatful of teabags.
· Find a fact (yes, an actual fact] and commit it to memory (yes, at this point, a single fact will do) – that’s one more fact than you had in your empty head yesterday, and it might come in handy in future.
· If you find yourself in possession of a single fact, you might not want to participate in “teabagging†in future – and I’d suggest the first fact you look into is the definition of the word “teabaggingâ€.
· But that’s just me …
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NanceGreggs
(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/O3.kr.drunk.girl.ill.jpg)
Fixed.
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The American Nana primitive hasn't posted for a while, at least from what I've seen.
Must be hitting the bottle, and the sack, earlier and earlier now.
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Is that all of it, or did you edit it?
I've seen people vomit on their computers, throw them off balconies, and back over them with a car... the result is about the same as a NanceGreggs post at DU.
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I give this screed the same treatment I give to all Canadian nationals' opinions on U.S. politics...and into File 13.
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The American Nana primitive hasn't posted for a while, at least from what I've seen.
Must be hitting the bottle, and the sack, earlier and earlier now.
Like watching a train-wreck? Heh. So much for my dysfunctional family..... :naughty:
Reading the NG post makes me wonder, if this cyber-hatin-speak is not more dangerous, then, say, our returning troops? /snark
DUmpster's becoming my favorite part of here....sometimes I actually wonder to their board, throw-up, then wonder if you guys have seen anything worse?
Sad group over there :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
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Dear Nancy,
Please learn the proper use of a hyphen before you lecture others on how brilliant you are.
Thank you.
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Like watching a train-wreck? Heh. So much for my dysfunctional family..... :naughty:
Reading the NG post makes me wonder, if this cyber-hatin-speak is not more dangerous, then, say, our returning troops? /snark
DUmpster's becoming my favorite part of here....sometimes I actually wonder to their board, throw-up, then wonder if you guys have seen anything worse?
Sad group over there :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
In case you didn't know, madam, the American Nana primitive's pretty old too, by her own admission.
Her husband's the Jiffy peanut butter primitive, the "JeffR" primitive, and on his journal he has posted a photograph of himself, the usual standard guitar-strumming hippie. The photograph appears to have been taken circa 1972, when he was apparently in his 30s. One imagines he has more bulk and less hair now.
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Like watching a train-wreck? Heh. So much for my dysfunctional family..... :naughty:
Reading the NG post makes me wonder, if this cyber-hatin-speak is not more dangerous, then, say, our returning troops? /snark
DUmpster's becoming my favorite part of here....sometimes I actually wonder to their board, throw-up, then wonder if you guys have seen anything worse?
Sad group over there :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser:
All you really need to know is that Nance Greggs is just an old bitch who is constantly walking the razor's edge of feeding her alcoholism she uses as to self-medicate herself into a stupor in order to cope with the sense of self-loathing that she will never be rid of.
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Is that all of it, or did you edit it?
I've seen people vomit on their computers, throw them off balconies, and back over them with a car... the result is about the same as a NanceGreggs post at DU.
I included the link, that should be all of it. Unless I violated a fair use post, should I clip it to 3 paragraph? Or does that apply to vomit... :lmao:
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All you really need to know is that Nance Greggs is just an old bitch who is constantly walking the razor's edge of feeding her alcoholism she uses as to self-medicate herself into a stupor in order to cope with the sense of self-loathing that she will never be rid of.
She seems to be into teabagging? I'm surprised that's allowed on any community. Thanks for the tip. I'll just ignore the posts that have a brazillion recs :cheersmate: Heh, always thought that meant quality :thatsright:
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All you really need to know is that Nance Greggs is just an old bitch who is constantly walking the razor's edge of feeding her alcoholism she uses as to self-medicate herself into a stupor in order to cope with the sense of self-loathing that she will never be rid of.
She could come to know Our Lord, completely change her life, and eventually die a happy, contented, and a soul eternity-bound for Glory. I like to think of it that way anyhoo.
I cannot stand to think that people so blackened inside by evil and the putrid bile of selfism actually die that way. I know it happens, but I always hope for redemption.
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I included the link, that should be all of it. Unless I violated a fair use post, should I clip it to 3 paragraph? Or does that apply to vomit... :lmao:
No, but some peole edit the really long screeds out of courtesy for their readers. This one looked a little more truncated than usual. :-)
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She could come to know Our Lord, completely change her life, and eventually die a happy, contented, and a soul eternity-bound for Glory. I like to think of it that way anyhoo.
I cannot stand to think that people so blackened inside by evil and the putrid bile of selfism actually die that way. I know it happens, but I always hope for redemption.
The Christian hating bleeds through. The clock is running out on ol' Nance...
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Poor Nance, must be feeling incredibly lonely and insecure. She drug her ass out of the bottle long enough to pen one of her useless screeds so someone will pat her on the back.
Cindie
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· Placards and signs will be captured by TV and still cameras. Spelling and grammar come into play here – no, seriesly.
Oh the irony. :evillaugh:
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Does she actually believe anyone gives a rusty about what she posts?
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-17-09 01:03 AM
Tips For Teabaggers
No doubt you have now been convinced, the vast dozens of you, by FOX-News and various and sundry other purveyors of the non-truth, that yesterday’s non-event was an event that rocked the world.
As opposed to those “massive†protests where a handful of liberals got together to show their ignorance and hatred of anything good or American during the Bush administration?
Ergo (oh, for Christ’s sake, Google the word, why don’t you?) you will be planning non-events for the future.
Please consider the following Tips for Teabaggers:
· Change your name. Considering the connotation of teabagging, you might want to – no, uh, nevermind. Stick with teabaggers – it’s just too
Strange. The only places I’ve heard/read referring to teabagging/teabaggers has been the DUmp and the liberal MSM like the Communist News Network (CNN) and the Mighty Shitty National Barrack Channel (MSNBC). Thus far all of the participants that I’ve heard have called the meet-ups “tea partiesâ€.
· Try to find out what is it you are allegedly protesting before you participate. Chances are (being as there are so few of you) you will wind up in front of a TV camera at some point, being asked why you are there. Responses like “duhâ€, “I dunnoâ€, and “beats me†do little to advance your cause – whatever that cause may be.
The only thing in anyway similar to what you’re mentioning that I’ve seen was when the Communist News Network reporter attacked the guy that had the sign saying 0 was a fascist. That guy did indeed appear not to know the definition of fascist. For his sake, let’s look at the definition of fascism...
Main Entry: fascism
Function: noun
Date: 1921
1: often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
2: a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control <early instances of army fascism and brutality>
Hmmm. 0 and his disciples look like they almost meet every single point except “forcible suppression of oppositionâ€. Oops. I forgot about 0’s bunch telling everyone how dangerous right-wing extremists are. It’s strange how that was released just before the tea parties. By the way, do you know who 0 considers a dangerous “right-wing extremistâ€? The answer is apparently anyone who doesn’t support him.
Anyway, while “fascist†may not fit 0 like a glove it does seem to fit him like a nice warm coat.
· Pulling off the grassroots movement thing means NOT making references to FOX-News or corporate sponsors of your non-event. It’s kind of like telling a chick you just met in a bar that you’re single and sexually insatiable – despite the fact that you’re wearing a wedding ring, and your BlackBerry keeps flashing a message about picking up some extra-strength Viagra on your way home.
Are you seriously this stupid? Or should I say “serieslyâ€? What am I thinking? Of course, you’re this stupid. You post at the DUmp. Let’s look at the definition of “grassrootsâ€...
Main Entry: grass roots
Function: noun plural but singular or plural in construction
Date: 1901
1: the very foundation or source
2: the basic level of society or of an organization especially as viewed in relation to higher or more centralized positions of power.
Merriam-Webster must have left out the part about grassroots having no association with Fox News or corporate sponsors. Of course, Merriam-Webster is not smart like you. You’re not called a DUmmie for nothing.
· Placards and signs will be captured by TV and still cameras. Spelling and grammar come into play here – no, seriesly. Don’t be afraid to ask a neighbor for help in bringing properly-spelled words together into a coherent sentence. If you have a Liberal neighbor, he/she is probably your best bet when looking for someone with expertise in this area. (They may not agree with your political views, but they will defend to the death your right to mis-spell them.)
Nance, Nance, Nance. SERIESLY [sic], have you read the liberal haven called DU or do you only write insane rants there? Have you SERIESLY [sic] ever read the signs at a liberal protest? The funny thing is that liberal protests usually have small enough turnouts that all the signs could be checked for spelling very quickly.
· A little fact-checking goes a long way. It’s always wise to make sure you’re not protesting what you think a new administration is about to do, when it turns out to be the same thing the previous administration (the one you supported so vehemently) actually did do for … eight … ******’ … years. “This Obama guy is about to plunge the nation into unfathomable debt – oh, noes!!!
Did you know that we were against a lot of the things that Bush did? The thing is that 0 is doing the things we opposed Bush on on a larger scale PLUS is adding other negatives to it.
By the way, you say that 0 is doing “the same thing the previous administration actually did doâ€. You protested and ranted against Bush for 8 years. When are you going to start protesting 0? Or are you hypocritical?
· The clothes make the man/woman. Wearing a hatful of teabags will (a) demonstrate your idiocy for all the world to see, and (b) ensure that you never get laid again – at least not by anyone who isn’t just itchin’ to **** an idiot.
Ohhhh. Wearing a hatful of teabags is idiotic. I see. It’s not intelligent like removing your shirt, unrolling your ground-dragging tits and screaming “Boobs not bombs!!!!â€
· Stay mindful of those Good Christian Family Values ™ you’re always braggin’ about, especially while you’re out in public. Your seven-year-old with the “Don’t touch my piggy-bank†sign is adorable – why isn’t she in school? Oh, that’s right, schools are evil, what with being funded by tax dollars and all – just like those tax-dollar-funded firefighters who are on their way to your house, trying to save it as it burns to the ground while you’re out rantin’, wearing a hatful of teabags.
Nance, are you seriesly [sic] that stupid? Wait, I’ve asked that before haven’t I?
First, the problem with schools has nothing to do with tax dollars. The problem with schools is that they are largely being run by America hating liberal idiots who are doing everything but teaching writing, reading, and arithmetic.
Second, we have no problems with firefighters. They are heroes. We have no problems with taxes. We do, however, have a problem with over taxation AND spending the country into bankruptcy.
· Find a fact (yes, an actual fact] and commit it to memory (yes, at this point, a single fact will do) – that’s one more fact than you had in your empty head yesterday, and it might come in handy in future.
A fact? The fact is that your idiotic screed has brought several facts to my attention. Some I already knew. Some I’ve recently just learned. Here’s a few...
Fact: Liberals are hypocritical.
Fact: 0 is pretty darn close to fitting the definition of a fascist.
Fact: Liberals are stupid.
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Continued Dregs from Nance. She has too much time on her hands. I always wonder how long it takes for her to write her longwinded screeds and if that's all her life has dwindled down to in her sunset years.
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NanceGreggs (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-17-09 01:03 AM
Tips For Teabaggers
No doubt you have now been convinced, the vast dozens of you, by FOX-News and various and sundry other purveyors of the non-truth, that yesterday’s non-event was an event that rocked the world.
Ergo (oh, for Christ’s sake, Google the word, why don’t you?) you will be planning non-events for the future.
A suggestion for drunken harpies
I actually DO know what ergo means. For instance: You're a long-winded, irrelevant drunk who fancies herself to be rather profound, ERGO you post at the DUmp. I "seriesly" hope you weren't trying to be erudite (oh, for Christ's sake, Google the word, why don't you?) with your commentary because it falls quite flat. Were I still an assistant to my English professor I would have sent it back to you to be redone. It's much too wordy, rambles, and says very little of substance. I'd give it a "D", but only because I do believe it requires SOME degree of talent to put sentences together in your obvious condition.
However, I did decide to take you up on your suggestion to Google "ergo". Interestingly enough here's what I found: Euthanasia Guidance and Resource Organization (http://www.finalexit.org/). Perhaps you should keep it handy...in a couple years when your liver has been eaten by alcohol and you discover socialized medicine doesn't pay for new ones for sots (Google that, too) you might want to avail yourself of their services. It's just a suggestion. One does pity someone as pathetic as you, even if your condition is of your own making.
Cindie
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Undies is right...we need to pray for this woman. She needs help beyond the ability of a mere human.
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Undies is right...we need to pray for this woman. She needs help beyond the ability of a mere human.
While you are right, MrsSmith, I've got to H5 Cindie for her witty response . . . :o
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Ohhhh. Wearing a hatful of teabags is idiotic. I see. It’s not intelligent like removing your shirt, unrolling your ground-dragging tits and screaming “Boobs not bombs!!!!â€
Just to show what hypocrites the DUmmies are, here's a link to the tastefully done code pink protest. (http://zombietime.com/hillary_sf_office_topless_protest/IMG_4984.JPG)
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Just to show what hypocrites the DUmmies are, here's a link to the tastefully done code pink protest. (http://zombietime.com/hillary_sf_office_topless_protest/IMG_4984.JPG)
What about their idea of sending pics of their hands, or sending "healing white light"?
ETA Oops, I forgot about their idea of sending shoes to Bush.
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Just to show what hypocrites the DUmmies are, here's a link to the tastefully done code pink protest. (http://zombietime.com/hillary_sf_office_topless_protest/IMG_4984.JPG)
BitchSlap, BitchSlap, BitchSlap, BitchSlap!!!!!!!! WTF??? No spork alert? Have you completely lost your mind????
DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN, without WARNING!!!!!!
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Uh, could someone tell me what the Code Pinko in the black pants is? I believe those are old worn out breasts, and if I am not mistaken, that is a goatee. Is it being "transformed" in some way, or does he/she/it need Hormone Replacement Therapy? I don't see too many of those type of people, so my education is limited. As for old Nance, I made the mistake of reading her blog over at DU. She is so proud of herself, and what she perceives as great enlightement. GAAAAH.