The Conservative Cave
The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 16, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
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Yo mamma is so fat she spits butter.
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Yo mama's so fat yo daddy had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Hey, hey!
Git offa Mamas...
I jist got offa yours!
:-)
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Yo momma is so skinny, she could run around outside during a thunerstorm and not get wet.
Yo momma is so fat, she's going to star as Unicron in the next Transformers movie.
Yo momma is so easy, she'll do anything for a Klondike Bar.....anything.
Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on using a boomerang.
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Hey, hey!
Git offa Mamas...
I jist got offa yours!
:-)
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
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Yo momma is so gullible, she spent more than three weeks trying to prop up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with her hands.
Yo momma is so fat, everything really does revolve around her.
Yo momma is so fat, the last time she got out of the ocean, they found Atlantis on dry land.
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Yo momma is so fat, she beeps when she walks backwards...
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Yo mama's so fat she got a roller skate for her belly button.
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yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! (my all-time favorite)
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Yo mama so dumb she snorted Coke and almost drown.
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Don't know if it's the 3 margaritas I've had tonight or not, but this thread has me laughing my arse off!
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Your Mama so fat her ass got 3 zip codes.
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Yo momma is so fat, she can solve global warming just by standing up.
Yo momma is so fat, someone from Namco saw her walking down a hill, and immediately came up with the idea for Katamari Damacy.
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Yo mama so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
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Yo momma is so poor, burglars break into her house and leave money.
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Don't be hatin.... momma hatin that is... she gets pretty pissed. :-)
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If my momma read this, she'd get her flying slipper and wooden spoon out... :bitchslap:
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If my momma read this, she'd get her flying slipper and wooden spoon out... :bitchslap:
If that's the case, yo mama needs a man.
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If that's the case, yo mama needs a man.
She doesn't have yo mama's phone number....
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She doesn't have yo mama's phone number....
:lmao:
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Yo mamma so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus and the doctor gave her 75 years to live.
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She doesn't have yo mama's phone number....
Ouch! :lmao:
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Yo momma is so fat, people run out of gas trying to drive around her.
Yo momma is so fat, whenever she goes overseas, they need to bring a forklift....to carry her passport.
Yo momma is so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday.
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Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is equator.
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo mamma is so cheap, she hangs toilet paper out to dry.