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Title: Yo Mamma!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 16, 2009, 10:10:04 AM
Yo mamma is so fat she spits butter.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 16, 2009, 10:19:14 AM
Yo mama's so fat yo daddy had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
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Post by: Chris on April 16, 2009, 11:16:08 AM
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: asdf2231 on April 16, 2009, 12:58:43 PM
Hey, hey!

Git offa Mamas...

I jist got offa yours!

:-)
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 16, 2009, 02:21:51 PM
Yo momma is so skinny, she could run around outside during a thunerstorm and not get wet.

Yo momma is so fat, she's going to star as Unicron in the next Transformers movie.

Yo momma is so easy, she'll do anything for a Klondike Bar.....anything.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to put her belt on using a boomerang.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Chris on April 16, 2009, 06:16:24 PM
Hey, hey!

Git offa Mamas...

I jist got offa yours!

:-)

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 16, 2009, 07:06:05 PM
Yo momma is so gullible, she spent more than three weeks trying to prop up the Leaning Tower of Pisa with her hands.

Yo momma is so fat, everything really does revolve around her.

Yo momma is so fat, the last time she got out of the ocean, they found Atlantis on dry land.
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Post by: Hawkgirl on April 16, 2009, 08:07:54 PM
Yo momma is so fat, she beeps when she walks backwards...
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Post by: Lord Undies on April 16, 2009, 08:11:32 PM
Yo mama's so fat she got a roller skate for her belly button.
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Post by: Schadenfreude on April 16, 2009, 08:14:25 PM
yo mamma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
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Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2009, 08:14:55 PM
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! (my all-time favorite)

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 16, 2009, 08:18:39 PM
Yo mama so dumb she snorted Coke and almost drown.
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Post by: Flame on April 16, 2009, 08:22:53 PM
Don't know if it's the 3 margaritas I've had tonight or not, but this thread has me laughing my arse off!
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: asdf2231 on April 16, 2009, 08:26:18 PM
Your Mama so fat her ass got 3 zip codes.
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Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 16, 2009, 08:33:52 PM
Yo momma is so fat, she can solve global warming just by standing up.

Yo momma is so fat, someone from Namco saw her walking down a hill, and immediately came up with the idea for Katamari Damacy.
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Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2009, 08:40:57 PM
Yo mama so nasty she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!


Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 16, 2009, 09:24:16 PM
Yo momma is so poor, burglars break into her house and leave money.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 16, 2009, 09:30:10 PM
Don't be hatin.... momma hatin that is... she gets pretty pissed.  :-)
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Post by: Hawkgirl on April 16, 2009, 09:34:05 PM
If my momma read this, she'd get her flying slipper and wooden spoon out... :bitchslap:
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Post by: Lord Undies on April 16, 2009, 09:35:35 PM
If my momma read this, she'd get her flying slipper and wooden spoon out... :bitchslap:

If that's the case, yo mama needs a man.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 16, 2009, 09:38:28 PM
If that's the case, yo mama needs a man.

She doesn't have yo mama's phone number....
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Chris_ on April 16, 2009, 09:39:24 PM
She doesn't have yo mama's phone number....

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 17, 2009, 05:58:06 AM
Yo mamma so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus and the doctor gave her 75 years to live.
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Post by: Schadenfreude on April 17, 2009, 06:47:59 AM
She doesn't have yo mama's phone number....

Ouch!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on April 17, 2009, 07:01:46 AM
Yo momma is so fat, people run out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she goes overseas, they need to bring a forklift....to carry her passport.

Yo momma is so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: lizard on April 17, 2009, 11:49:29 PM
Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is equator.

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Post by: Chris on April 18, 2009, 01:05:47 AM
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Title: Re: Yo Mamma!
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 18, 2009, 12:20:01 PM
Yo mamma is so cheap, she hangs toilet paper out to dry.