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Title: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: thundley4 on April 16, 2009, 09:26:52 AM
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A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?
MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30226391/)

Um, um, OW !!!
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: Lord Undies on April 16, 2009, 09:44:36 AM
Bite it?  I can't even see it without a mirror.
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: Wineslob on April 16, 2009, 10:26:50 AM
If it's THAT long WTF, can't find someone to do it for him????     :mental:
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: Eupher on April 16, 2009, 04:35:37 PM
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 16, 2009, 09:44:36 AM
Bite it?  I can't even see it without a mirror.

 :rotf: :lmao:

h5
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 16, 2009, 05:29:31 PM
Quote from: Eupher on April 16, 2009, 04:35:37 PM
:rotf: :lmao:

h5

that is funny and for many too true
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 16, 2009, 06:09:48 PM
Fat man at the urinal tells skinny guy next to him, "Damn. I'm so fat I haven't seen my dick in years."  Skinny guy says, "Why don't you diet."  Fat guy turns to skinny guy, exposing himself and says, "Dye it? Hell, what color is it now?"
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 16, 2009, 09:53:19 PM
Here's a Tip.... Don't Bite Your Own Junk... :evillaugh:.

Reminds me of the rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions, yeah he only took tips.
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: Chris_ on April 17, 2009, 12:14:53 AM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 16, 2009, 09:53:19 PM
Here's a Tip.... Don't Bite Your Own Junk... :evillaugh:.

Reminds me of the rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions, yeah he only took tips.

*groan*  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: Schadenfreude on April 17, 2009, 06:49:29 AM
Quote from: jendf on April 17, 2009, 12:14:53 AM
*groan*  :thatsright:

I'll be here till Thursday!  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk
Post by: RobJohnson on April 17, 2009, 11:38:07 AM
Quote from: Schadenfreude on April 17, 2009, 06:49:29 AM
I'll be here till Thursday!  :evillaugh:

Promise?