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Title: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: CC27 on April 15, 2009, 04:39:35 PM
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Joanne98  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-15-09 05:07 PM
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TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
 
Courtney Love on the Howard Stern show.. "He went down on me when I was eleven"

Ted's own daughters "She was so young all she wanted to do was play basketball" VH1 documentary.

And he has a camp for KIDS!

>>>>>>>

TED NUGENT, GUN RIGHTS ADVOCATE: Well, I started the Ted Nugent Camp for Kids charity, Miles, many years ago.

And we have proven, statistically, what the report just said on your show there, is that it's safer for kids to go hunting than to go skateboarding or camping or canoeing or skiing or any number of sports that are out there. Ultimately, the decision should be in the hands of the parent. The parents are in tune with their children.

In my own experience, we have taken children out 5 and 6 and 7 years old. You -- you hear me right, 5, 6 and 7...

http://www.tednugent.com/hunting/news/2005/default.aspx...

I just had to post this since Chester the molester is on the Glenn Beck Show!
 


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Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: USA4ME on April 15, 2009, 04:50:18 PM
(insert Cat Scratch Fever joke)

.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Ree on April 15, 2009, 04:54:21 PM
Why would anyone believe a thing courtney love says?
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 04:57:05 PM
Why would anyone believe a thing courtney love says?

(http://thm-a04.yimg.com/image/dcd946230286a10c)
we DO NOT diss teh Courtny.

 :hammer:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Tantal on April 15, 2009, 05:04:13 PM
Why would anyone believe a thing courtney love says?
That drug-addled whore usually can't remember her own name, much less what happened to her when she was 11. I'd put about as much stock in her story as if Gary Busey said he'd blown lines of coke with the Pope.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Wineslob on April 15, 2009, 05:10:14 PM
Essentially.........................she's full of sh.....coke.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 05:11:17 PM
That drug-addled whore usually can't remember her own name, much less what happened to her when she was 11. I'd put about as much stock in her story as if Gary Busey said he'd blown lines of coke with the Pope.

what part of no DISSing teh Courtney don't you understand?

(http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/b9513dd63cacf194)

 :hammer:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 05:13:43 PM
Essentially.........................she's full of sh.....coke.


you are only making it worse for yourselves....

(http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/ea3669f09392404c)
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 15, 2009, 05:22:46 PM
what part of no DISSing teh Courtney don't you understand?

(http://thm-a01.yimg.com/image/b9513dd63cacf194)

 :hammer:

A lot of nasty sh*t comes in alluring packages.  Love is a 45-year-old cocaine soaked mattress.  She probably has "Serta" imprinted on her butt backwards due to sweat/dye transfer.

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While in boarding school, Love wrote poetry, joined a Bay City Rollers fan club, and, at 12, applied to join the Mickey Mouse Club;[16] she was rejected after reading a poem by Sylvia Plath at the audition.[17] On the Howard Stern Show Love claimed that when she was "12 and a half" she gave rockstar Ted Nugent oral sex backstage at one of his shows.[18]


This is from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Love so it must be true.   :lmao:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 05:28:41 PM
A lot of nasty sh*t comes in alluring packages.  Love is a 45-year-old cocaine soaked mattress.  She probably has "Serta" imprinted on her butt backwards due to sweat/dye transfer.
 

This is from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney_Love so it must be true.   :lmao:

Now, I don't believe Courtney and Ted did any of this.....we just don't be DISSin' teh Courtney...



In my book, anyone who kills Kurt C. should be sainted.

(don't make me post Courtney pics in the 'secured' threads, Undies. I'll do it.)
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Chris_ on April 15, 2009, 05:31:35 PM
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Joanne98  (1000+ posts)      Wed Apr-15-09 05:07 PM
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TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!

Hmmm. I guess, based upon many previous DUmp posts, that this means that the DUmmies will now become Nugent fans.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: thundley4 on April 15, 2009, 05:37:47 PM
That skank looks 20 years older than she is, so at 12 she probably looked 30.  WTH was she doing roaming around a Nugent concert at 12 anyway?  Looking to score some drugs for her parents.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Tantal on April 15, 2009, 05:42:09 PM

you are only making it worse for yourselves....

(http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/ea3669f09392404c)
Is her lipstick just smeared, or is that what it looks like when applied over a severe herpes outbreak?
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 05:50:53 PM
Is her lipstick just smeared, or is that what it looks like when applied over a severe herpes outbreak?

Ok, you were warned, naked Courtney pictures coming soon.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: TheSarge on April 15, 2009, 05:52:13 PM
Ok, you were warned, naked Courtney pictures coming soon.

d00d if I wanted to see a naked crackwhore I'd go look at a picture thread at teh DUmp
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 05:53:44 PM
d00d if I wanted to see a naked crackwhore I'd go look at a picture thread at teh DUmp


multi naked Courtney pics.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: TheSarge on April 15, 2009, 05:55:06 PM

multi naked Courtney pics.

As long as you do the gentlemanly thing and provide a spork for the rest of us when you post them.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 06:01:00 PM
As long as you do the gentlemanly thing and provide a spork for the rest of us when you post them.

Nope. just gonna randomly place them the various shortbus threads... over the next several days...


under various log-ins...


like this one...


























(http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/a2d8c83a4dbac22c)


Courtney Love after a Concert in Vegas...
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: TheSarge on April 15, 2009, 06:06:21 PM
Nope. just gonna randomly place them the various shortbus threads... over the next several days...


under various log-ins...


like this one...


























(http://thm-a02.yimg.com/image/a2d8c83a4dbac22c)


Courtney Love after a Concert in Vegas...


:lmao:

Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: dutch508 on April 15, 2009, 06:08:39 PM
obviously, she's next to a mirror....
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Tantal on April 15, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
obviously, she's next to a mirror....
Pictures of Courtney's vagina, especially in duplicate, probably belong in the Short-Bus. Come to think of it, I believe that may be the first vagina to ever have incisors.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 15, 2009, 06:29:08 PM
Pictures of Courtney's vagina, especially in duplicate, probably belong in the Short-Bus. Come to think of it, I believe that may be the first vagina to ever have incisors.

Nope....pus pockets.


I think I'm gonna be sick after that one........ :rotf:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: TheSarge on April 15, 2009, 06:30:09 PM
Pictures of Courtney's vagina, especially in duplicate, probably belong in the Short-Bus. Come to think of it, I believe that may be the first vagina to ever have incisors.

Gives new meaning to the term Red Snapper. :-)
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Ree on April 15, 2009, 07:45:37 PM
Gives new meaning to the term Red Snapper. :-)
YUCK!!! :bwah:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: DixieBelle on April 15, 2009, 07:46:06 PM
This thread is payback for the birthing babies thread. I just know it!!! :rofl:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Ree on April 15, 2009, 07:48:03 PM
This thread is payback for the birthing babies thread. I just know it!!! :rofl:
I missed that one....  :naughty:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 15, 2009, 07:55:44 PM
This thread is payback for the birthing babies thread. I just know it!!! :rofl:

Payback's a bitch.........well, she is one, isn't she?
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Rebel on April 15, 2009, 08:56:02 PM
No one knew who the **** that skank was at 11. Sorry, the DUmmies got played.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 15, 2009, 09:03:14 PM
No one knew who the **** that skank was at 11. Sorry, the DUmmies got played.

Her mother and stepfather were commune hippie-types with many associations in the "scene".  It's plausible little Courtney was dragged through that muck.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Rebel on April 15, 2009, 09:10:41 PM
I don't think the Nuge was EVER a ****ing hippie.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 15, 2009, 09:18:06 PM
I don't think the Nuge was EVER a ****ing hippie.

Neither was I, but when you are "in the business" you have to be friends with a lot of people not like you.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: delilahmused on April 16, 2009, 12:49:39 PM
Pictures of Courtney's vagina, especially in duplicate, probably belong in the Short-Bus. Come to think of it, I believe that may be the first vagina to ever have incisors.

You mean like this?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE[/youtube]

Cindie
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 16, 2009, 02:15:08 PM
You mean like this?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8yuld4DUE[/youtube]

Cindie

TEETH??

never heard of it
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: md11hydmec on April 17, 2009, 09:42:56 AM
Ok, that was definately different.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Rebel on April 17, 2009, 09:57:33 AM
We went from classics like Ben Hur, The Godfather, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and Lawrence of Arabia to movies about teeth in a damn vagina.

Wow.
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: DixieBelle on April 17, 2009, 10:10:36 AM
We went from classics like Ben Hur, The Godfather, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and Lawrence of Arabia to movies about teeth in a damn vagina.

Wow.
:rofl:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Lord Undies on April 17, 2009, 10:29:31 AM
We went from classics like Ben Hur, The Godfather, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and Lawrence of Arabia to movies about teeth in a damn vagina.

Wow.

The Vagina Molar Logs
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: DixieBelle on April 17, 2009, 10:35:40 AM
The Vagina Molar Logs

You owe me a new monitor!!! :rofl:
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 18, 2009, 08:18:17 AM
As much as I like Uncle Ted. He at one time had a penchant for very young "girls"! When he was 30 he actually was seeing a 17 year old girl and even had her parents sign over custody to him! Is he a pedophile? No...... but he has had a very checkered past with women!
Title: Re: TED NUGENT IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
Post by: happy1ga on April 20, 2009, 06:03:20 AM
Well, if Courtney looked anything like Frances Bean, then she probably looked much older. And why in the world would anyone except for trashy hippies have their daughter running around alone at a rock concert? Especially one who is a preteen? Pics of Frances Bean:

http://stereogum.com/archives/frances-bean-cobain-acts-dresses-nicely_008055.html

Hopefully she won't be as screwed up as mama and daddy. Be hard to top them.Maybe she will go the opposite way.Cute kid.