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Title: Russian cannibals 'eat their brother'
Post by: bijou on April 15, 2009, 03:50:19 PM
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Two cannibals have been feasting on the remains of their brother for the last six months in an effort to hide his murder, it was revealed today.
The brothers, identified only as 28-year-old Timur and 23-year-old Marat admitted killing their older brother Rafis and then eating him, in the central Russian city of Perm.

Police grew suspicious when the brothers reported Rafis missing but were vague giving details of their brother, according to tabloid Tvoi Den.


After raiding the house of the brothers police discovered the skeleton of Rafis that the brothers had stripped bare and buried in the garden.

Timur said he ate his brother because he couldn't face going back to prison, where he had served 10 years for murdering his next door neighbour.
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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Russian_cannibals_eat_their_brother&in_article_id=621266&in_page_id=2)

While the story doesn't say I very much suspect that a great deal of drink was involved in order for them to come up with this plan.
Title: Re: Russian cannibals 'eat their brother'
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 15, 2009, 06:29:44 PM

While the story doesn't say I very much suspect that a great deal of drink was involved in order for them to come up with this plan.
Hmmmm. Too much alcohol and dear brother would have "come up."


this reminds me of a similar story. A circus plane went down in New Guinea. The cannibals showed up and ate the survivors.
Two cannibals were eating a clown, and one turned to the other and said,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Title: Re: Russian cannibals 'eat their brother'
Post by: mamacags on April 16, 2009, 07:20:10 AM
In their defense, maybe he tasted like bacon.
Title: Re: Russian cannibals 'eat their brother'
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 16, 2009, 06:04:03 PM
Did they ever serve finger food?