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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Apr-13-09 10:04 AM
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Obama Officially Best Military Commander Since Eisenhower! Updated at 10:08 AM
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Obama Officially Best Military Commander Since Eisenhower!
Over Easter weekend while the rest of America was busy gaining 10 pounds eating ham and Peeps, President Obama occupied himself authorizing military action that left three Somali pirates dead and one kidnapped American captain alive. This feat of daring means that nobody can call Obama a ***** anymore.
A dumb liberal bleeding heart like Bill Clinton would have done the same thing as Obama, but somehow the Somalis would have been able to conquer an entire fleet of naval destroyers and murder a dozen Navy Seals, making Clinton look like an asshole.
And a wretched brainless warmonger like George W. Bush would have ordered the Navy to nuke the 18-foot lifeboat where the American captain was being held, just to show the pirates he was crazier than they were.
In sum, only a President Obama could have told the military to just make sure the captain didn’t die, and shoot if they had to. And in so doing, he has effectively ended all wars and conflicts around the world, because really who wants to mess with the US military when they don’t have a complete dingus as Commander in Chief anymore?
More:
http://wonkette.com/407734/obama-officially-best-milita...
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Apr-13-09 10:21 AM
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2. That is soooo beautiful and hilarious at the same time...LOL..n/t
brand new on the DUmp.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Apr-13-09 10:04 AM
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Obama Officially Best Military Commander Since Eisenhower! Updated at 10:08 AM
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My biggest fear is that Obama believes the propaganda from his staff and supporters.
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My biggest fear is that Obama believes the propaganda from his staff and supporters.
What? He shouldn't?
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H5 for anyone that can read that and keep a straight face.
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From what I hear around the ol' internet water cooler I think it is pretty clear to all who pay attention and are intellectually honest that the igmo in the White House was not a postive factor in the outcome of this event. It is a case of getting the job done in spite of Jihaddy Jug-ears, not because of him. I like to think Gen. Eisenhower would be proud of our real men and quite disgusted by the lite-loafer pizza boy sitting in the Big Man's chair.
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That is one low bar the left has set for the unicorn rider.
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H5 for anyone that can read that and keep a straight face.
I tried, but I didn't make it past the title before laughing.
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H5 for anyone that can read that and keep a straight face.
I kept a straight face only because I've read way too much of the most ridiculous shit from that cesspool over the years. Nothing surprises me anymore.
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Oooobama had to figure out how do to absolutely nothing while appearing to do everything with no personal or political risk yet leaving the option to take credit for anything positive in the outcome.
Yeah, just another typical weekend at the WH.
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My biggest fear is that Obama believes the propaganda from his staff and supporters.
Heck, he probably writes it...the one time he doesn't need a teleprompter is when talking about how wonderful he is.
Cindie
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Heck, he probably writes it...the one time he doesn't need a teleprompter is when talking about how wonderful he is.
Cindie
Considering there were news reports last week stating that pretty much all the TV's in the White House offices are set to MSNBC, he's just aglow in ass kissing there.
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Considering there were news reports last week stating that pretty much all the TV's in the White House offices are set to MSNBC, he's just aglow in ass kissing there.
I had read somewhere that he doesn't pay attention to the news and he gets his reports from his aides. If this is true, then he would never see any criticism of himself or his policies.
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I saw this coming a mile away. As soon as I heard about the rescue, I just knew the DUmmies would be falling all over each other as they rush to their keyboard to post their latest mindless fawning praises of their god. The only thing I'm surprised about is that they compared Obama to Eisenhower, an eeeeeeeevil, hate-filled, racist, etc. republican. You'd think they would have used Roosevelt or Truman instead.
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The next time there is a bank robbery with a single hostage Obama should get involved too.
This was nothing more than a very simple police action that all men were trained for. However, the MSM will paint this as the greatest war ever won by a mere mortal..well kind of sort of demi-god.
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Yawn,
BO has been screwed. He sells out Eastern Europe in his G-20 visit, He sells out Japan with the decision to eliminate missile defense. Taiwan is gone with the military cuts, particularly the Navy. Europe now fears a Putin led Russia since B.O. has decided to cut nuclear warheads. Iran and North Korea are laughing at this guy. Iraq is troubled by B. O. visit and his announcement that Iraqis need to take over the defense of their country, never mind they already have their own troops in 13 of the 18 provinces.
Meanwhile, China sits and waits.............
and the Obamaniacs thump their collective chests on a lifeboat in the Indian Ocean and the military doing what they are trained to do. :censored:
Let's not even talk about Al Queda and Afghanistan. :banghead:
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Yawn,
BO has been screwed. He sells out Eastern Europe in his G-20 visit, He sells out Japan with the decision to eliminate missile defense. Taiwan is gone with the military cuts, particularly the Navy. Europe now fears a Putin led Russia since B.O. has decided to cut nuclear warheads. Iran and North Korea are laughing at this guy. Iraq is troubled by B. O. visit and his announcement that Iraqis need to take over the defense of their country, never mind they already have their own troops in 13 of the 18 provinces.
Meanwhile, China sits and waits.............
and the Obamaniacs thump their collective chests on a lifeboat in the Indian Ocean and the military doing what they are trained to do. :censored:
Let's not even talk about Al Queda and Afghanistan. :banghead:
FYIn - Pakistan with its 120+ million people, 100 nukes and a military larger than that of the US is in freefall collapse because it cannot contend with the jihadists that control 2/3 of its territory.
Look for India to get nervous and the theat of regional strategic war to increase.
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FYIn - Pakistan with its 120+ million people, 100 nukes and a military larger than that of the US is in freefall collapse because it cannot contend with the jihadists that control 2/3 of its territory.
Look for India to get nervous and the theat of regional strategic war to increase.
Yep. One of the two or three most probable scenarios for a nuke being popped in the next four years.
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Yep. One of the two or three most probable scenarios for a nuke being popped in the next four years.
So what will the Messiah do when that happens?
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So what will the Messiah do when that happens?
Blame Bush for being distracted in Iraq while Pakistan is going to hell.
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You can count on the word "Inherited" being used several times in that speech.
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I'm not so sure I would put Ike into the greatest category. I have always disagreed with his notion of putting Montgomery in front of US forces in order to give the Brits political advantage. In my opinion, he sacrificed many US servicemen in order to make the Brits happy.
We should have just let Patton go. Given him the resources he needed and let him kick their ass! Untold casualties came from our lack of letting Patton go whole hog! They held him back because he spoke the truth. Not only about the Brits and Nazis, but also the communists.
It worked out in the end only because the Germans were afraid of Patton. They used him as a decoy for D-Day. The Germans were sure we wouldn't attack without Patton. They viewed him as their greatest threat. That in itself gave enough cover for the invasion in Normandy to succeed. If they had moved their panzer divisions to the front we could have been pushed back into the sea.
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I'm not so sure I would put Ike into the greatest category. I have always disagreed with his notion of putting Montgomery in front of US forces in order to give the Brits political advantage. In my opinion, he sacrificed many US servicemen in order to make the Brits happy.
We should have just let Patton go. Given him the resources he needed and let him kick their ass! Untold casualties came from our lack of letting Patton go whole hog! They held him back because he spoke the truth. Not only about the Brits and Nazis, but also the communists.
It worked out in the end only because the Germans were afraid of Patton. They used him as a decoy for D-Day. The Germans were sure we wouldn't attack without Patton. They viewed him as their greatest threat. That in itself gave enough cover for the invasion in Normandy to succeed. If they had moved their panzer divisions to the front we could have been pushed back into the sea.
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Actually the best analogy to B.O. as a military commander would be Lt. Col George Armstrong Custer
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Actually the best analogy to B.O. as a military commander would be Lt. Col George Armstrong Custer
I'm a tad off on that one. Custer had a pretty good record until Little Bighorn. He actually did something (Civil War and the Battle of the Washita). Yeah, he was supremely arrogant, but not an inexperienced newbie.
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I puked a little just from reading the headline.
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FYIn - Pakistan with its 120+ million people, 100 nukes and a military larger than that of the US is in freefall collapse because it cannot contend with the jihadists that control 2/3 of its territory.
Look for India to get nervous and the theat of regional strategic war to increase.
We all may have reason to get more nervous.
"PAKISTAN could collapse within months, one of the more influential counter-insurgency voices in Washington says.
The warning comes as the US scrambles to redeploy its military forces and diplomats in an attempt to stem rising violence and anarchy in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
"We have to face the fact that if Pakistan collapses it will dwarf anything we have seen so far in whatever we're calling the war on terror now," said David Kilcullen, a former Australian Army officer who was a specialist adviser for the Bush administration and is now a consultant to the Obama White House.
"You just can't say that you're not going to worry about al-Qaeda taking control of Pakistan and its nukes," he said.
As the US implements a new strategy in Central Asia so comprehensive that some analysts now dub the cross-border conflict "Obama's war", Dr Kilcullen said time was running out for international efforts to pull both countries back from the brink."
Warning that Pakistan is in danger of collapse within months (http://www.smh.com.au/world/warning-that-pakistan-is-in-danger-of-collapse-within-months-20090412-a40u.html)
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We all may have reason to get more nervous.
"PAKISTAN could collapse within months, one of the more influential counter-insurgency voices in Washington says.
The warning comes as the US scrambles to redeploy its military forces and diplomats in an attempt to stem rising violence and anarchy in Afghanistan and Pakistan.
"We have to face the fact that if Pakistan collapses it will dwarf anything we have seen so far in whatever we're calling the war on terror now," said David Kilcullen, a former Australian Army officer who was a specialist adviser for the Bush administration and is now a consultant to the Obama White House.
"You just can't say that you're not going to worry about al-Qaeda taking control of Pakistan and its nukes," he said.
As the US implements a new strategy in Central Asia so comprehensive that some analysts now dub the cross-border conflict "Obama's war", Dr Kilcullen said time was running out for international efforts to pull both countries back from the brink."
Warning that Pakistan is in danger of collapse within months (http://www.smh.com.au/world/warning-that-pakistan-is-in-danger-of-collapse-within-months-20090412-a40u.html)
Which is exactly why Os promises to invade at will during the debates last fall was so damned irresponsible imo.
I don`t disagree with the policy but it doesn`t seem to make much sense to have an unstable nuclear power with internal strife be subjected to a slap down of its sovereignty by a presidential candidate.
No relationship between governments or leaders had been formed just an arrogant person sounding like a punk.
It may very well have stirred a nationalistic pride and encouraged the population to support Al Qaida fomenting insurrection.
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So what will the Messiah do when that happens?
Apologize and say it's our fault.
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So, I guess the Opeachment is off then, huh?
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Ian David
Obama Officially Best Military Commander Since Eisenhower!
Probably angling to try and become a member at Augusta National. B. Hussein will never be invited except as a caddie.
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Wait a minute, why didn't Obama use diplomacy? Why did he resort to violence? All he is doing is making more pirates by his actions. :mental:
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I saw a bumper sticker today calling for 0's impeachment. Whoever owned the vehicle probably didn't realize that 0 was "officially the best military commander since Eisenhower".
I guess I could have told him, but I figured if someone's on the right track there's no need to derail them.
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That proves it, "They just don't make'em like they used too."
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You can count on the word "Inherited" being used several times in that speech.
Surprisingly enough that one isn't sticking as much as I thought it would. Obama and the left certainly say it enough but I don't hear it used among the average masses.
Cindie