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Title: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Gratiot on April 12, 2009, 03:07:14 PM
Quote from: Article
This is the terrifying moment a woman was attacked by a polar bear after jumping into its zoo enclosure.

The 32-year-old leapt over bars at Berlin Zoo during the bears' feeding time yesterday.

Despite six zookeepers' efforts to distract the four predators kept in the enclosure, the woman was bitten several times on her arms and legs.

*Caution: Startling Pictures and Video in Link.  Thankfully no blood or gore and she was saved*

Link (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1169266/Pictured-Shocking-moment-polar-bear-attacks-woman-climbed-zoo-enclosure.html)
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 12, 2009, 03:15:55 PM
What a stupid woman. What did she expect to happen? She's lucky to be alive and in one piece.
If a person is dumb enough to enter an enclosure with predators, will she actually learn from her encounter?
I think not. You can't fix stupid.

In America. she would be doing at least a few months of jail time.
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: thundley4 on April 12, 2009, 03:29:13 PM
What a stupid woman. What did she expect to happen? She's lucky to be alive and in one piece.
If a person is dumb enough to enter an enclosure with predators, will she actually learn from her encounter?
I think not. You can't fix stupid.

In America. she would be doing at least a few months of jail time.

Huh?  Remember the idiots at the SF Zoo and the Tigers?  The survivors sued.
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Flame on April 12, 2009, 03:35:02 PM
Stupid to climb into an enclosure at ANY time...extra stupid to do it at feeding time!
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Gratiot on April 12, 2009, 04:59:50 PM
What a stupid woman. What did she expect to happen? She's lucky to be alive and in one piece.
If a person is dumb enough to enter an enclosure with predators, will she actually learn from her encounter?
I think not. You can't fix stupid.

In America. she would be doing at least a few months of jail time.

You can't fix stupid, but may possibly find a pill for insanity.  Which she clearly was.  I'd rather her find medical/psychological treatment than pay for her confinement. 
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Gratiot on April 12, 2009, 05:02:20 PM
Huh?  Remember the idiots at the SF Zoo and the Tigers?  The survivors sued.

Considering how maligned they were by the SF Zoo's PR firm and that the zoo it's self did not have an adequate enclosure.  I really can't fault the lawsuit.  Surely they were idiots though  :lmao:
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 12, 2009, 05:15:20 PM
Considering how maligned they were by the SF Zoo's PR firm and that the zoo it's self did not have an adequate enclosure.  I really can't fault the lawsuit.  Surely they were idiots though  :lmao:

Only in America does calling idiots what they are count as 'maligning' them.
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Gratiot on April 12, 2009, 05:21:43 PM
Only in America does calling idiots what they are count as 'maligning' them.

Perhaps, but in the 'Nanny State'/England, I believe calling some one a name is tantamount to assault!

Sigh, the world has gone mad, the gods must be crazy.

Oh, something shiny is falling from the sky... hey, it's a Coca Cola bottle
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on April 12, 2009, 09:03:47 PM
Stupid to climb into an enclosure at ANY time...extra stupid to do it at feeding time!
She's especially stupid to jump into an enclosure with the most carnivorous of mammals. She not only put the keepers into jeopardy, but the polar bears. There are always those that would call for the bears to be put down.

She probably was on drugs or something. No one in their right mind would swim with the polar bears.

People sometimes think zoo animals are tame---they're not.
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: happy1ga on April 13, 2009, 04:20:07 AM
Oh, Look! It's a German DUmmie!!! They are migrating!!
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Wineslob on April 13, 2009, 02:17:52 PM
What an idiot.  On the other hand the bears almost got the blubber they need to feed on......
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: debk on April 13, 2009, 04:43:21 PM
I saw this on tv this morning. To top it off...the woman jumped in during feeding time!

Someone mentioned that it's the same group of polar bears that Knute is in....that maybe because he was in the group, that they were all friendly to humans. Also, the same person said that the woman should have still known that bears EAT people....

She had to have quite a bit of surgery to repair the bites. She's very lucky....fortunately for her.... God seems to watch out for the stupid.....
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: asdf2231 on April 13, 2009, 04:50:12 PM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/cats/kinhazgerman.jpg)
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: debk on April 13, 2009, 04:50:58 PM
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Gratiot on April 13, 2009, 09:45:12 PM
Okay, I feel horrible for this, but, but,  :lmao:
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: happy1ga on April 14, 2009, 05:00:21 AM
I don't feel a bit badly for her. She's a nut, and I am a firm believer in natural selection. Also, that is one of the best lolz I have seen! ^5! Rush said today that it was Al Gore's fault, she probably felt sorry for the PB's and thought they needed a hug, poor persecuted things that they are, what with their kin running out of ice. I still suspect her to be a German DUmmie.  :loser:
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Flame on April 14, 2009, 07:37:15 AM
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/smileys%20and%20fun/cats/kinhazgerman.jpg)
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Hi5!
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: Lanie on April 14, 2009, 09:35:48 AM
I'm wondering if she wasn't sort of retarded, literally.
Title: Re: Crazy German Lady Really Wants to Pet a Polar Bear
Post by: SaintLouieWoman on April 14, 2009, 10:16:16 PM
I'm wondering if she wasn't sort of retarded, literally.

Scary that heard on one of the shows that she was upset as she was fired from her job as a teacher! Hate to have that dumbie in the classroom.