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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: asdf2231 on April 12, 2009, 01:05:29 PM

Title: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: asdf2231 on April 12, 2009, 01:05:29 PM
[youtube=425,350]d6R_stKxHIw[/youtube]



50 H5's for whoever finds his User Name over there! :rofl:
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: thundley4 on April 12, 2009, 01:12:46 PM
Here is the guys MySpace page.  http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=173763214
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: seabelle on April 12, 2009, 02:14:54 PM
He's got a bunch more videos you can SUBSCRIBE to  :mental:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Dethbysheep

Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Chris on April 12, 2009, 02:23:46 PM
Quote from: pasty white Internet kid
What up, nigga? Only joking, I'm actually quite white. I even have a racist video. Check out my rather incomplete crazy story... it's long. I'm bipolar and schizophrenic... the two combined I simply call "crazy." I smoke a good amount of weed. They say it's why I'm crazy.

He's a catch.  Better hurry, laides. :whatever:
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Tess Anderson on April 12, 2009, 02:35:23 PM
I'll pass it along:

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1019/1399944474_4ad9e917f4.jpg?v=0)

YEAH!!!
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: seabelle on April 12, 2009, 02:53:14 PM
He's a catch.  Better hurry, laides. :whatever:

LOLOLOL.....*caution - will damage eyes*

http://tr.youtube.com/watch?v=nxrczsn-Irs

Hey, not even for that million dollars  :p


Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 12, 2009, 03:09:56 PM
 :thatsright: "I have no job nor the motivation to get a job. If I had a job, it would be to get more weed, cause that's all I think about. I get high whenever I can. Maybe I'll get a job for my girlfriend."

Yeah, thats a DU 1000+ poster right there. He lives with his parents.

Girls. come on! What are you waiting for?
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Chris on April 12, 2009, 06:10:54 PM
Here is the guys MySpace page.  http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=173763214

He's 21??  He looks like he's 13.
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 12, 2009, 06:19:36 PM
How come the girls aren't on this? They should be the first to get a laugh.
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: thundley4 on April 12, 2009, 07:16:31 PM
How come the girls aren't on this? They should be the first to get a laugh.

Maybe some of them are trying to find out how to contact him.  :bolt:
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Vagabond on April 12, 2009, 10:47:32 PM
I'd like to say this guy is just putting on.  Then I took a look at his other videos and realized he isn't.  Yeah, what woman wouldn't wanna hit dat!  :rotf:
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: jinxmchue on April 12, 2009, 11:15:04 PM
Wasn't that an episode of MadTV's "Lowered Expectations" dating spoof?
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Chris_ on April 12, 2009, 11:22:59 PM
Wasn't that an episode of MadTV's "Lowered Expectations" dating spoof?

If not, it sure is a case of truth being stranger than comedy.
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: happy1ga on April 13, 2009, 02:12:11 AM
Dammit! That's what I get for letting my daughter get hooked up so early!!! She didn't get to see all the quality mens out there! I actually watched the video, and was scared he was going to take the boxers all the way off, and we were going to see the 6 inch penis. Then I realized I could turn it off.  :-) If he isn't a DUmmie now, my guess is he is one their fine offspring. The apple usually doesn't fall far from the tree, and all that. :loser:
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 13, 2009, 04:16:51 AM
I'd like to say this guy is just putting on.  Then I took a look at his other videos and realized he isn't.  Yeah, what woman wouldn't wanna hit dat!  :rotf:

Maybe with a blast of 10% OC . . .
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Chris_ on April 13, 2009, 06:22:02 AM
I think UGP just fell in love.... :lmao: :loser:
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: jinxmchue on April 13, 2009, 08:12:42 AM
I think UGP just fell in love.... :lmao: :loser:

Didn't Lorne Michaels already make that movie?
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Chris_ on April 13, 2009, 09:59:34 AM
Didn't Lorne Michaels already make that movie?

So is it's name Chris?  Or Terry...
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Karin on April 13, 2009, 02:41:49 PM
So it's his uncle who's really really rich?  Oh I'm just sure he's at the top of the will. 
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 13, 2009, 05:31:20 PM
Sounds like real quality stand up guy. Wants to pimp his GF... should he actually find one
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 13, 2009, 06:00:57 PM
So it's his uncle who's really really rich?  Oh I'm just sure he's at the top of the will. 
So if the uncle is rich and gonna die in a few years, why hang with this schmuck? Marry the uncle and cut out the middleman?
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 13, 2009, 07:20:31 PM
Sounds like real quality stand up guy. Wants to pimp his GF... should he actually find one

Two observations, one of which is connected to your post . . .

1)  Blowup dolls tend not to move.  It should be rather easy for this DUmb**** to get one of those as his GF.

2)  Shouldn't the thread title be "The DU Bating Video?"
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 13, 2009, 07:27:36 PM
Two observations, one of which is connected to your post . . .

1)  Blowup dolls tend not to move.  It should be rather easy for this DUmb**** to get one of those as his GF.

2)  Shouldn't the thread title be "The DU Bating Video?"

i didn't watch it... why would I? I'll let you title it
Title: Re: The DU Dating Video.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 13, 2009, 07:33:47 PM
i didn't watch it... why would I? I'll let you title it

I didn't, either.  Just figured that the play on words tied in with the whole "GF" request . . .