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Title: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Chris_ on April 10, 2009, 10:26:37 PM
(http://www.boingboing.net/200904101210.jpg)
We know, that is why we paid for dinner...
Any woman who wears this and doesn't put out, is just a bitch.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: RobJohnson on April 11, 2009, 07:30:33 AM
She looks like a nice girl.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 11, 2009, 08:09:56 AM
I don't think there is a girl in the world who would go out in public like that....
and Underground Panther doesn't count.

Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: NHSparky on April 11, 2009, 09:09:03 AM
I don't think there is a girl in the world who would go out in public like that....
and Underground Panther doesn't count.



Going out in public, or pubic?
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Eupher on April 11, 2009, 09:57:09 AM
Going out in public, or pubic?

Yes.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: DixieBelle on April 11, 2009, 12:25:44 PM
Maybe it's a map for the inexperienced prom date. :-)
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: NHSparky on April 11, 2009, 05:25:49 PM
Maybe it's a map for the inexperienced prom date. :-)

Inexperienced, or dead?
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: debk on April 11, 2009, 05:27:04 PM
that dress is just....wrong.  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Hawkgirl on April 11, 2009, 06:44:56 PM
That has got to be the ugliest dress I've seen in years....
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 11, 2009, 07:00:35 PM
Maybe it's a map for the inexperienced prom date. :-)

It's some fag designers attempt to frighten some poor boy into being queer.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Chris on April 11, 2009, 07:18:26 PM
"Jam out with your clam out" (http://craftastrophe.net/2009/04/jam-clam/)

Much more creative than the "Meat curtains ahoy, Captain!" I was going to use. :rofl:
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Mr Mannn on April 11, 2009, 07:38:43 PM
I wonder how long the model laughed before she could get a decent picture.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Chris_ on April 11, 2009, 08:01:34 PM
Yeah, Jam out with your clam out... Bastards, I had to explain to my sister why they used the word Clam...
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: jinxmchue on April 11, 2009, 11:14:28 PM
I've seen enough in my lifetime to know that sending the message that you have huge labia is not a good thing.

Of course, here's a cringeworthy second shoe that hasn't dropped yet: a similar deal for a mens' tuxedo
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: thundley4 on April 11, 2009, 11:18:18 PM
I've seen enough in my lifetime to know that sending the message that you have huge labia is not a good thing.

Of course, here's a cringeworthy second shoe that hasn't dropped yet: a similar deal for a mens' tuxedo

I've got the motto for it. "Hang out, with your wang out".
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Chris on April 11, 2009, 11:18:22 PM
I noticed the model is going for the I-got-poked-in-the-eye Paris Hilton look.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Tucker on April 12, 2009, 08:44:02 AM
She looks like a nice girl.

She looks like Paris Hilton with a dye job.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: thundley4 on April 12, 2009, 08:59:12 AM
She looks like Paris Hilton with a dye job.

OMG, then maybe that isn't part of the dress. :bolt:
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Chris_ on April 12, 2009, 07:46:08 PM
OMG, then maybe that isn't part of the dress. :bolt:

That is so wrong....
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Hi5
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: happy1ga on April 13, 2009, 04:17:10 AM
Rock out with yer cock out, Jam out with yer clam out. Wow, what have we come to? Someone on that site posted this link as another visual of something that looks like a vagina:

http://www.metal-online.com/de/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/metallica-death-magnetic.jpg

But one would think this is on purpose.

Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: JohnnyReb on April 13, 2009, 06:46:40 AM
Rock out with yer cock out, Jam out with yer clam out. Wow, what have we come to? Someone on that site posted this link as another visual of something that looks like a vagina:

http://www.metal-online.com/de/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/metallica-death-magnetic.jpg

But one would think this is on purpose.



OH, now I see what the problem has been. For years I've been trying to put a round peg in a somewhat square hole.
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Tucker on April 13, 2009, 06:53:46 AM
OH, now I see what the problem has been. For years I've been trying to put a round peg in a somewhat square hole.

What kind of male are you? Didn't you play with paper dolls as a kid. It's tab A into slot B. :naughty:
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: DixieBelle on April 13, 2009, 07:37:21 AM
"Jam out with your clam out" (http://craftastrophe.net/2009/04/jam-clam/)

Much more creative than the "Meat curtains ahoy, Captain!" I was going to use. :rofl:

:rofl: OMG!!!
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on April 13, 2009, 11:36:10 AM
I wonder how long the model laughed before she could get a decent picture.

Must've been awhile, it looks like she's still struggling to master the smirk.

 :-)
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Konssurvative1 on April 14, 2009, 10:39:31 AM
Rock out with yer cock out, Jam out with yer clam out. Wow, what have we come to? Someone on that site posted this link as another visual of something that looks like a vagina:

http://www.metal-online.com/de/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/metallica-death-magnetic.jpg

But one would think this is on purpose.



Not like any I have ever seen... :rotf:
Title: Re: Oh look! Its the I HAVE A VAGINA Prom Dress
Post by: Wineslob on April 14, 2009, 12:14:46 PM
Must've been awhile, it looks like she's still struggling to master the smirk.

 :-)



Na, she's just a c***














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