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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on April 10, 2009, 04:36:42 PM
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luvspeas (338 posts) Fri Apr-10-09 05:31 PM
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Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San Antonio?
I was thinking:
An XXXL t-shirt with a teddy bear wearing a straw hat waving an American flag on it.
Some nice Sag Harbor elastic waist slacks in navy.
Red Keds.
A brimmed hat with teabags hanging off of it,
and of course a yellow ribbon pin and an American flag.
I should blend right in
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What a POS.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5430094
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I dunno; it's hard to disguise that one's a primitive.
I'm no expert on plastic surgery and fat removal, but as the tea parties are set for next Wednesday, I really doubt a primitive can have a whole-body overhaul done in time.
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What a POS.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5430094
The DUmmies from the Island won't be doing any infiltrating, that would require them to leave their basements. Besides the yellow/oranges on their hands and clothes from Cheetos would give them away.
That is if their unwashed stench didn't first.
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Fri Apr-10-09 05:33 PM
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3. if you REALLY want to blend in, I might suggest
one of those tshirts with obama as a monkey.
or else a tshirt with a portapotty on it.
Where can I get one of those shirts?
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I wouldn't worry about DUmmies showing at the Tea Parties.
They get distracted pretty easily.
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The DUmmies from the Island won't be doing any infiltrating, that would require them to leave their basements. Besides the yellow/oranges on their hands and clothes from Cheetos would give them away.
That is if their unwashed stench didn't first.
I was going to say that a good wash would be the primary element of disguise. :-)
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Most lefty types are easy to spot. They all have that same crazed look in their eyes. I'm serious. They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.
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I'm looking forward to seeing if they actually do show up and start trouble like the news has been saying. The SAPD probably needs some stick time with their PR-24's
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Most lefty types are easy to spot. They all have that same crazed look in their eyes. I'm serious. They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.
That, and their greasy pony-tails....
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I wouldn't worry about DUmmies showing at the Tea Parties.
They get distracted pretty easily.
I agree. We'll get some bounceys about how they confronted freepers and brought them to their knees, but that's all it will be, bounceys.
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Most lefty types are easy to spot. They all have that same crazed look in their eyes. I'm serious. They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.
You mean like this? :-)
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/tuolumnejim/nancy_pelosi.jpg)
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I agree. We'll get some bounceys about how they confronted freepers and brought them to their knees, but that's all it will be, bounceys.
I never thought of that.
Thank you, sir.
I'll be looking for bouncies on Skins's island beginning on Wednesday late afternoon, after we're done with our tea party out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska.
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You mean like this? :-)
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/tuolumnejim/nancy_pelosi.jpg)
That's a damgood example.
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Most lefty types are easy to spot. They all have that same crazed look in their eyes. I'm serious. They look like something evil has borrowed their eyes to use as windows.
Eloquently stated, and scary as hell. I commented the other day that the ones I had seen all look like there is a vacancy thing going on in their brain, but "windows as evil" may be the best description I have ever heard. And a really cool name for a band. :-)
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luvspeas (338 posts) Fri Apr-10-09 05:31 PM
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Fashion tip for the day - What shall I wear to infiltrate the teabaggers in San Antonio?
I was thinking:
An XXXL t-shirt with a teddy bear wearing a straw hat waving an American flag on it.
Some nice Sag Harbor elastic waist slacks in navy.
Red Keds.
A brimmed hat with teabags hanging off of it,
and of course a yellow ribbon pin and an American flag.
I should blend right in
This is very telling. To infiltrate our side they need an American flag. To infiltrate their side we need to go a week without taking a bath and combing our hair while wearing Che t-shirt. What does this say about the respective sides?
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Ya gotta love how their minds work. Infiltrate. How in the HELL to do you infiltrate something that is open to the public?! They make it sound like they are James Bond! LOL
Hey DUmb asses..... I don't think you have thought this through. You may just get an education if you come to the tea parties.
KC
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Ya gotta love how their minds work. Infiltrate. How in the HELL to do you infiltrate something that is open to the public?! They make it sound like they are James Bond! LOL
Hey DUmb asses..... I don't think you have thought this through. You may just get an education if you come to the tea parties.
KC
I can't wait until one of them tries to stir the shit. I think they'll be surprised at how quickly they're subdued.
Cindie
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My husband has been working on his signs for our local tea party. Since there is a rumor that ACORN and lefties will be attending and attempting to cause trouble, he has signs that say:
1. ACORN LOSER.....
2. COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.....
3. OBAMALAMADINGDONG...
They have arrows pointing one way or another which he will use as needed for any idiots.
I will have to tell him to make one that says:
4. DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND DUMMIE
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My husband has been working on his signs for our local tea party. Since there is a rumor that ACORN and lefties will be attending and attempting to cause trouble, he has signs that say:
1. ACORN LOSER.....
2. COMMUNITY ORGANIZER.....
3. OBAMALAMADINGDONG...
They have arrows pointing one way or another which he will use as needed for any idiots.
I will have to tell him to make one that says:
4. DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND DUMMIE
It's going to be a lot of fun, isn't it?
This is one of those rare times I wished I lived in a more-populated area, and an area with primitives.
But as it is, we'll probably just have a near-100% turnout of the local citizenry, which is not a large number. No excitement, pretty humdrum, but one has to do what one has to do.
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It's going to be a lot of fun, isn't it?
This is one of those rare times I wished I lived in a more-populated area, and an area with primitives.
But as it is, we'll probably just have a near-100% turnout of the local citizenry, which is not a large number. No excitement, pretty humdrum, but one has to do what one has to do.
I'm actually quite looking forward to it. I'm in Austin and Gov. Perry is speaking at ours. However, Glenn Beck is going to be at the Alamo in San Antonio just down Interstate 35 so we may be losing some partiers to there.
What is unique about these tea parties - and something the MSM is missing - is that most of these tea parties are not being planned by "professional" demonstrators - they are being planned by people who are just so angry about what is going on.
There is one concept liberals talk about that just blows my mind - paying more taxes. They seem to be fine with paying more taxes; that is, if they work and earn money. My goal my entire working life has been to pay as little in taxes as possible. It has nothing to do with being selfish - it has to do with self-preservation.
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You mean like this? :-)
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/tuolumnejim/nancy_pelosi.jpg)
"Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'."
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There is one concept liberals talk about that just blows my mind - paying more taxes. They seem to be fine with paying more taxes; that is, if they work and earn money.
Actually, they don't want to pay more in taxes. They want someone else, preferably an "evil RethugliKKKan," to pay the additional amount in taxes.
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Actually, they don't want to pay more in taxes. They want someone else, preferably an "evil RethugliKKKan," to pay the additional amount in taxes.
So true.
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Actually, they don't want to pay more in taxes. They want someone else, preferably an "evil RethugliKKKan," to pay the additional amount in taxes.
Absolutely. If they wanted to pay more there is nothing stopping them. The IRS has even, conveniently, put a box on the form to allow you to send in extra for them.
KC
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I will be at the one in Virginia Beach in a nice skirt suit. Going to take a long lunch break that day then back to work. I would love to see the DUmmies imitate that one.
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Suits with skirts don't go well with flip flops, Birkenstocks, multi-colored wigs and cat tattooing. I would be willing to lay down serious money there's some heavy duty stretch pant/huge t-shirt wearing going on over on the island. Seems like projection to me. Everyone be sure to take lots of pics of your tea parties! And especially take pics of any "infiltrators" who are there. It will be mighty hard for them to sneak in, I hear you actually have to walk up and join the other people standing around in the streets. That takes some big time stealth, right there. :thatsright:
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Dang. I wish the 15th was on a Thursday, I would go to the one here. I have to work on Wednesday.
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The Albany NY one will be within walking distance of me. I'll go on my lunch break.
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Bluesaint, one has cropped up in little old Watertown, up north here. It's a little late in organizing, but I'm hoping for a good turnout. I'll be there. I'll also be in professional dress, like Aprilrazz.
Gee, for a DUmmy to "infiltrate," there's going to have to be a big investment: Nice work clothes and shoes, a haircut & shave for both genders, a flag, a pin, a sign, and herculean effort to pretend they're something they're not. OK, then what? Are they going to try and evangelize and convert to Obamabot-dom right on the street corner?
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This is what happens when they stereotype either side. I don't want them taxing the hell out of me and a casual outfit for me would be lower waisted jeans, layered fitted shirts, probably lower cut at the neckline, and a pair of stylish sandals. I don't think I've worn keds since the 80's. Not every conservative female is a dowdy, overweight, matronly type and there is nothing wrong wtih those who are.
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I have a well fitting suit with a slightly shorter skirt(above the knee. My grandmother left me a classic Chanel suit that I had tailored) and hit the gym at least 4 times per week. Not to toot my own horn I have great legs and I am more than ready for bathing suit season. They may be able to dump 200lbs of fat into a K-mart suit but they have nothing on me.
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I have a well fitting suit with a slightly shorter skirt(above the knee. My grandmother left me a classic Chanel suit that I had tailored) and hit the gym at least 4 times per week. Not to toot my own horn I have great legs and I am more than ready for bathing suit season. They may be able to dump 200lbs of fat into a K-mart suit but they have nothing on me.
Nevermind. I was going to be a bad boy. Too close to Easter.
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Nevermind. I was going to be a bad boy. Too close to Easter.
I appreciate the sentiment though. ;)
DH loves that suit. Grandma could spot a classic a mile away when she bought it back in the 60's.
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This is what happens when they stereotype either side. I don't want them taxing the hell out of me and a casual outfit for me would be lower waisted jeans, layered fitted shirts, probably lower cut at the neckline, and a pair of stylish sandals. I don't think I've worn keds since the 80's. Not every conservative female is a dowdy, overweight, matronly type and there is nothing wrong wtih those who are.
I know, my main "outfit" is either Levis or leggings with cowboy boots. I do enjoy wearing dresses and high heels though, there's just not much call for it here on the farm.
Cindie
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I know, my main "outfit" is either Levis or leggings with cowboy boots. I do enjoy wearing dresses and high heels though, there's just not much call for it here on the farm.
Cindie
This reminds me of the time I was helping a friend load up his car to go on a deer hunting trip with some of his business associates. I noticed he had packed his best suit. I ask him if he planned to charm the deer out of the woods.
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Bluesaint, one has cropped up in little old Watertown, up north here. It's a little late in organizing, but I'm hoping for a good turnout. I'll be there. I'll also be in professional dress, like Aprilrazz.
The more, the merrier.
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I know, my main "outfit" is either Levis or leggings with cowboy boots. I do enjoy wearing dresses and high heels though, there's just not much call for it here on the farm.
Cindie
Heh, heh! "Toots" wears slacks and such to work everyday since she is a purchasing agent. Around the ranch it's Levis and rubber boots!
She does wear high heels, stilettos actually, when she wants to get laid, nyu...uuh...uuuh!
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Heh, heh! "Toots" wears slacks and such to work everyday since she is a purchasing agent. Around the ranch it's Levis and rubber boots!
She does wear high heels, stilettos actually, when she wants to get laid, nyu...uuh...uuuh!
a report on FR says that Code Pink is now telling members to infiltrate and disrupt the tea parties
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Don't the think all the pink shit would be tip-off?
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a report on FR says that Code Pink is now telling members to infiltrate and disrupt the tea parties
There was some idiot at the Albany one today, with a sign saying, "The Republicans started this mess." Said disruptor was . . . "tombstoned" and ejected.
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I know, my main "outfit" is either Levis or leggings with cowboy boots. I do enjoy wearing dresses and high heels though, there's just not much call for it here on the farm.
Cindie
Hey me too! ...erm...nevermind...
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Sorry dummies, it's not advisable to walk around after liposuction, tummy tucks, and facelifts...
You'll have to sit this one out.