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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: 5412 on April 08, 2009, 04:57:18 PM
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> The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
> unit, called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
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> These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afganistan and will be
> given only the following facts about the Taliban:
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> 1. The season opened today.
> 2. There is no limit.
> 3. They taste just like chicken..
> 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
> 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
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> The Pentagon expects the problem to be over by Saturday.
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> Applications are available at your local
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> Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
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....and a free case of beer for the soldier that shoots the largest one and a free 6-pac for the smallest one.
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two new units:
"1st 'Barack Obama' Apology Detachment (Airborne) to be sent overseas."
(AP)-Washington.
President Obama is sending a brand new unit into the Overseas Contingency Operation Zone; The 1st Apology Detachment, named the Barack Obama Detachment, will be deploying first to Somolia, and then onwards to various countries within the OCOZ.
This special unit, comprised of veteran ACORN trained apologists, are to make sure the people who don't like us much know we are sorry that we have offended them.
A spokesman for the unit, Major Bifarni Notahero, said, "We're sorry. Really."
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Hi,
Hey Regan apologized too. When they found out that Khadfi was responsible for the downed Pan AM flight is Scotland they bombed Khadfi's house and killed several people. Reagan said he was sorry......that they missed Khadfi.
regards,
5412