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Title: Friend bites man's penis off in row
Post by: bijou on April 07, 2009, 12:01:53 PM

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A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it.

Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer.

'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said.
Police and medics could find no trace of Marian's missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it. ...

link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2)

I expect he is rethinking that whole 'friend' thing.

Title: Re: Friend bites man's penis off in row
Post by: Chris_ on April 07, 2009, 12:05:20 PM

Betcha that'll be the last time he ever tells a friend to "bite me".

Title: Re: Friend bites man's penis off in row
Post by: Taxman on April 07, 2009, 12:09:16 PM

Quote from: bijou on April 07, 2009, 12:01:53 PM

link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Friend_bites_mans_penis_off_in_row&in_article_id=613133&in_page_id=2)

I expect he is rethinking that whole 'friend' thing.

I have heard of people eating Polish sausage before, but I thought they were referring to something different. 

Title: Re: Friend bites man's penis off in row
Post by: thundley4 on April 07, 2009, 12:21:42 PM

I find this story hard to swallow.

Title: Re: Friend bites man's penis off in row
Post by: Chris_ on April 07, 2009, 12:33:30 PM

Hospital workers never sausage a mess.
 :-)