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Title: The pickle slicer
Post by: 5412 on April 05, 2009, 09:42:55 PM

A guy who works in a pickle factory comes home from work and tells his wife he has a confession to make.

"Honey, I got fired today."

"Oh my, what for?"

"Ummm, well for a few years now I have had this great desire to put my thingie in the pickle slicer.  Today I did it and they fired me for it."

"Oh boy, wow, what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"They fired her too!"

Title: Re: The pickle slicer
Post by: rich_t on April 05, 2009, 10:19:23 PM

Quote from: 5412 on April 05, 2009, 09:42:55 PM

A guy who works in a pickle factory comes home from work and tells his wife he has a confession to make.

"Honey, I got fired today."

"Oh my, what for?"

"Ummm, well for a few years now I have had this great desire to put my thingie in the pickle slicer.  Today I did it and they fired me for it."

"Oh boy, wow, what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"They fired her too!"

LOL

Title: Re: The pickle slicer
Post by: Chris_ on April 06, 2009, 11:19:19 PM

Quote from: 5412 on April 05, 2009, 09:42:55 PM

A guy who works in a pickle factory comes home from work and tells his wife he has a confession to make.

"Honey, I got fired today."

"Oh my, what for?"

"Ummm, well for a few years now I have had this great desire to put my thingie in the pickle slicer.  Today I did it and they fired me for it."

"Oh boy, wow, what happened to the pickle slicer?"

"They fired her too!"

I LOVE the way Ron White tells that joke.  :lmao: