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Title: Man finds nail in genitals after gang attack
Post by: bijou on February 14, 2008, 09:01:24 AM


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Doctors have removed a two-inch nail from a man's genitals which he claimed was inserted there without his knowledge by a gang who attacked and robbed him.

The man admitted himself to hospital with extreme abdominal pain and was unable to speak. However, doctors spotted the nail on X-ray and it was pulled out of the 37-year-old man's urethra in the first attempt.

The X-ray clearly showed the outline of the nail inside his penis, which he claimed was inserted by a gang of Bahrainis.


The man told doctors the last thing he remembered was having something sprayed in his face and being fondled by one of his assailants before he blacked out.

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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=99050&in_page_id=2)
Title: Re: Man finds nail in genitals after gang attack
Post by: Lord Undies on February 14, 2008, 09:07:49 AM
S&M gone wrong.
Title: Re: Man finds nail in genitals after gang attack
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2008, 11:16:54 AM
...told his friends he "wanted to get nailed".  Not quite what he meant.   :whatever:   :-)
Title: Re: Man finds nail in genitals after gang attack
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 14, 2008, 11:47:45 AM
What a stud.
Title: Re: Man finds nail in genitals after gang attack
Post by: Chris_ on February 14, 2008, 04:55:59 PM
Wooo!  Nail gun party!  :rocker:
Title: Re: Man finds nail in genitals after gang attack
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on February 14, 2008, 05:23:00 PM
the nail hit the wrong head.


 :lmao: