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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Miss Mia on April 02, 2009, 03:44:08 PM
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Squeez Bacon!!!! (http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/squeez-bacon.jpg)
A few years after WWII ended, a young man working in a small restaurant in Sweden developed a new way to process bacon. By precooking it and blending it in a special way, he was able to make a fully cooked 100% bacon paste that could be squeezed from a tube. Knowing he had discovered something paradigm-shifting, young Vilhelm Lillefläsk quickly went into business. That, dear friends, is when Squeez Bacon® was born. And this delicious delectable from Sweden has finally been brought over to the USA - now with American Flavor!
We've been working for months now with Vilhelm Lillefläsk (yes, he still runs the company!) to bring Squeez Bacon® here, and boy are we proud. Why? Because Squeez Bacon® is simply the tastiest bacon food product ever made. Did you know that it's rumored ABBA met while eating Squeez Bacon® sandwiches? And even IKEA founder Ingvar Kamprad (we've heard) never travels without a case! He loves it on his American style meatballs. Ojojoj!
Vilhelm Lillefläsk's Squeez Bacon® is fully cooked 100% bacon. Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon! You can put it on sandwiches, pizza, pastas, bacon, soups, pies, eat it hot or cold (warm Squeez Bacon® on toasted rye is to die for), substitute it for bacon in your recipes, or even eat it right out of the tube like we do! If it's edible, it's better with Squeez Bacon®. In the immortal words of Vilhelm Lillefläsk, "Aldrig kommer att ge dig upp!" Once you get a taste of Squeez Bacon®, you'll know exactly what he meant.
Product Features
* Each tube contains 21oz (595g) of Squeez Bacon®.
* 16 servings - equivalent to 64 slices of bacon!
* Bottled in Sweden, made from U.S. bred swine.
* Shelf Life of 12 years.
* No refrigeration needed.
* Jätte gott!
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is this for real??
Just yesterday I said we needed a Bacon forum
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is this for real??
Just yesterday I said we needed a Bacon forum
Fortunately for our hearts it's actually not. But still, I'm surprised someone hasn't made squeeze bacon yet.
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I was thinking that it was a sick, sick late April Fools' joke. Mia, to jerk our chains like that is just wrong. :tongue:
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Fortunately for our hearts it's actually not. But still, I'm surprised someone hasn't made squeeze bacon yet.
Damn Mia, that's just wrong.
I could use me some squeeze bacon. :cheersmate:
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Damn Mia, that's just wrong.
I could use me some squeeze bacon. :cheersmate:
I was worried asdf might get too excited when he saw it. :uhsure:
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Sigh. Bacon makes everything better.
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I was worried asdf might get too excited when he saw it. :uhsure:
Damn you, I almost had an orgasm over that.
You tease!
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Damn you, I almost had an orgasm over that.
You tease!
When you make it to Dallas, I'll make you all the bacon you can eat. :-)
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When you make it to Dallas, I'll make you all the bacon you can eat. :-)
You shouldn't tempt me, dear...
(starts looking up airfares on Kayak...oooooh!!! $175 round trip!)
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/baconlube.jpg)
Love bacon and all its goodness? Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Well, you’re sure to love this new product, baconlubeâ„¢ . baconlube is a delicious personal lubricant designed to “keep it sizzlin’â€. Now you can have your cake and eat it too.
Please note that the product is still undergoing FDA testing, although the makers feel confident that it will be fast-tracked given that pigs have be
been using something very similar to this as a breeding enhancer for years with no ill effects
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You shouldn't tempt me, dear...
(starts looking up airfares on Kayak...oooooh!!! $175 round trip!)
We'll start with drinks first
(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bakon-vodka.png)
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(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c64/mamacags/baconlube.jpg)
W...T.....F? :o
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I was worried asdf might get too excited when he saw it. :uhsure:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/jinp.gif) :uhsure:
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We'll start with drinks first
(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bakon-vodka.png)
Wait a minute--no beer? Who's driving, and am I allowed to sleep on the couch or will I have to camp out on the lawn?
BTW--I only do pepper bacon for breakfast.
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(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/jinp.gif) :uhsure:
Here have a lollipop
(http://www.lollyphile.com/images/maplebacon4index.jpg)
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Wait a minute--no beer? Who's driving, and am I allowed to sleep on the couch or will I have to camp out on the lawn?
BTW--I only do pepper bacon for breakfast.
Sigh, so picky. I'll pick up some bacon beer then linky (http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-reviews/bacon-beer-yes/)
(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/smoke-beer-156x300.jpg)
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I'm gonna be like Curly...where when I die, someone's gonna say, "The man ate bacon at every meal...you just can't do that!"
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Sigh, so picky. I'll pick up some bacon beer then linky (http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-reviews/bacon-beer-yes/)
(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/smoke-beer-156x300.jpg)
See? I **KNEW** you cared!
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See? I **KNEW** you cared!
I'll even splurge and set out some candles for dinner
(http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/BLT-Candles(1).jpg)
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So what weekend works for you...? :naughty:
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Fortunately for our hearts it's actually not.
Just as well. I could see myself sitting in the corner sucking on a bottle of Squeez Bacon as a dozen other empty bottles litter the floor around me.
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No doubt looking at the people surrounding you at your "intervention" with bloodshot eyes and a salt-engorged tongue, claiming, "I can quit anytime!"
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So what weekend works for you...? :naughty:
:evillaugh:
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Sigh, so picky. I'll pick up some bacon beer then linky (http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-reviews/bacon-beer-yes/)
(http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/smoke-beer-156x300.jpg)
This one is FOR REAL!!!!!
(http://www.cruisingsupplies.com/catalog/images/bacon2.jpg)
its for real
(http://www.cruisingsupplies.com/catalog/images/bread1.jpg)
brown bread.....
CruisingSupplies.com also has canned butter and cheese with 10 year shelf lives