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Title: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 02, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
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~~ Large Collection Of Used Porn For Sale! ~~ Magazines Only $1.00!!! ~~
   

Also, various taxidermied animals and animal body parts, highlights including a large intact horse's mane with exceptionally long hair from from forelock to withers, and what appears to be a hawk of some type, sans head. And assorted household goods, and a great many brightly colored plastic forks in plastic bag lots.

At an estate sale a mile or so away from my house.

And w00t, everything is half-price tomorrow!

I'm sure the porn and stuffed animals have NOTHING to do with each other (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8660053)


Um....USED porn? You can't read the articles if the pages are stuck together. Yeesh.
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: thundley4 on April 02, 2009, 12:34:48 PM
I'm sure the porn and stuffed animals have NOTHING to do with each other (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8660053)


Um....USED porn? You can't read the articles if the pages are stuck together. Yeesh.


Wouldn't the pages with articles be the only ones not stuck together?  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on April 02, 2009, 12:37:17 PM
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For a stuffed rabbit, it looks awfully lifelike.
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 02, 2009, 02:01:40 PM

and a great many brightly colored plastic forks in plastic bag lots
 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8660053)

um... what?? used plastic forks??
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: miskie on April 02, 2009, 02:08:19 PM
um... what?? used plastic forks??

what I want to know is if there are also individual packets of salt, ketchup and sweet-and-low for sale.. I bet there is !
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: bijou on April 02, 2009, 02:22:54 PM
Don't mock. Who can afford brand new pr0n in this Obama economy?  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 02, 2009, 02:24:53 PM
what I want to know is if there are also individual packets of salt, ketchup and sweet-and-low for sale.. I bet there is !

I bet there are sporks
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: miskie on April 02, 2009, 02:42:45 PM
Don't mock. Who can afford brand new pr0n in this Obama economy?  :-)

looks like the makings of a cottage industry - Distributer of 'gently used' pr0n and refurbished 'marital aids.'

Quote from: Spank-4-Le$$
Mission Statement:

Since its inception in 2009 ,we at Spank-4-Le$$ have remained your discount pornography and related paraphernalia leader. Through your generous donations, and purchase of private collections, S4L has helped lower-income and price conscious shoppers to experience the joys of ownership of quality-tested, gently used items, while protecting the environment by keeping these materials in use that may have ended up in landfills, in boxes under beds, or stuffed between mattresses and forgotten. S4L strives to preserve and promote an inclusive environment for everyone, and operates as an Equal Opportunity Employer.
     
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: bijou on April 02, 2009, 02:50:25 PM
looks like the makings of a cottage industry - Distributer of 'gently used' pr0n and refurbished 'marital aids.'
     
LOL. H5 for that.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 02, 2009, 03:11:49 PM
LOL. H5 for that.  :lmao:

porntrader?
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: tuolumnejim on April 02, 2009, 03:29:36 PM
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and what appears to be a hawk of some type, sans head.
If it's a Red-tail Hawk every feather is a felony. Now where did I put the number to fish and game?  :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: Miss Mia on April 02, 2009, 03:40:28 PM
This was from their Lounge.  It would be like someone taking a post here saying all we want to do is kick some guy named Wretched Excess in the nuts. 

 :whatever:
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: NHSparky on April 02, 2009, 04:11:59 PM
So is that anything like trying to sell a slightly used rubber fist?
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: AllosaursRus on April 02, 2009, 05:32:14 PM
Just when I think they can sink no lower............
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: LC EFA on April 02, 2009, 05:56:35 PM
Just when I think they can sink no lower............

You should know by now that there is bottom to that particular sinkhole.
Title: Re: DUmmy selling "used" porn and animal body parts
Post by: Lord Undies on April 02, 2009, 06:05:25 PM
Since when is the unloading of the contents of a repo'ed trailer called an "estate sale"?