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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: DULurkster on April 01, 2009, 10:09:23 PM

Title: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 01, 2009, 10:09:23 PM
I haven't been one to post on forums until now, but enjoy reading posts of others on many different sites.

Shamefully, I have to admit that I spend way too much time lurking "one particular site" I'm sure some of you have heard of it, but as per the board's rules, I'll refrain from mentioning it by name.;) I'm practically compulsive about reading the latest topics almost each day, but since I had discovered it just after the 2000 elections (you know, when * stole the election):sarcasm: it has provided me with hours of fascination :mental:, amusement :popcorn:, and hilarity :lmao: of some pretty wacky discussions.

I guess you know where I'll be spending a lot of my time here.

btw. I found this site a few months ago. I was compelled to join because I believe laughter is best when shared with others.

ps.  I definitely would describe my personal values as conservative but politically identify myself independent. I fear for my country's future at this time because many of our fellow Americans have lost their way.
I'll stay optimistic, though, that folks will come round to realizing eventually that something cannot come from nothing (socialism = slavery), and our individual rights are too valuable to trade for any kind of bribe.

Thanks for the site, I'll be looking forward to meeting you guys.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Chris on April 01, 2009, 10:12:05 PM
:hyper:

Welcome to Conservative Cave. :p
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: guest on April 01, 2009, 10:13:32 PM
Welcome to CC!  :cheersmate:

PS: You are more than welcome to refer to THAT site as DU, or as we often call it,the DUmp. :p  We don't play by DU's fascist rules of "the sites that must not be named."
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: asdf2231 on April 01, 2009, 10:13:46 PM
Ummm...

There isn't any website here that's prohibited to be mentioned.

Welcome aboard though.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Duke Nukum on April 01, 2009, 10:20:34 PM
Welcome!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 01, 2009, 10:36:55 PM
howdy
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 01, 2009, 11:27:19 PM
oops, I skimmed quickly over board rules before posting, I guess I  ass u me d wrongly.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 02, 2009, 12:22:20 AM
oops, I skimmed quickly over board rules before posting, I guess I  ass u me d wrongly.

You can mention any website you want
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Flame on April 02, 2009, 06:53:50 AM
Welcome!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: dutch508 on April 04, 2009, 01:35:02 PM
bitchslapped for using more than two emo-cons in an opening statement.

 :loser:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: thundley4 on April 04, 2009, 02:04:08 PM
bitchslapped for using more than two emo-cons in an opening statement.

 :loser:

emo-con? is that short for emo emoticon?
(http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons/e/emo-emoticon.gif)

Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Texacon on April 04, 2009, 02:17:08 PM
emo-con? is that short for emo emoticon?
(http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons/e/emo-emoticon.gif)



LOL  That shit is funny right there!

KC
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Texacon on April 04, 2009, 02:18:02 PM
emo-con? is that short for emo emoticon?
(http://www.emofaces.com/en/emoticons/e/emo-emoticon.gif)



^5 btw.  Why is the 'emo' con smiling though?  It should be a straight line.

KC
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Lord Undies on April 04, 2009, 02:27:41 PM
Hi and welcome.  I am one of the few token liberals on this board, so treat me like I'm made of glass. 
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: franksolich on April 04, 2009, 05:49:57 PM
Welcome, Lurks, and have a good time here.

By the way, just for statistical reasons, how did you come to learn of this place?

We're all mellow and laid back here, excepting for my fellow Nebraskan dutch508 who can get uptight once in a while.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Dragon on April 04, 2009, 06:10:34 PM
Hey, Lurker, I'm new as well.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Carl on April 04, 2009, 06:12:56 PM
Welcome, Lurks, and have a good time here.

By the way, just for statistical reasons, how did you come to learn of this place?

We're all mellow and laid back here, excepting for my fellow Nebraskan dutch508 who can get uptight once in a while.
Is there any way to disable the H5/BS thing for him...it is getting old and annoying.

At -17 right now as I post this,we`ll see how this post goes over. :whatever:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Lord Undies on April 04, 2009, 06:14:07 PM
Hey, Lurker, I'm new as well.

Quit sucking up.  It makes you look weak.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Lord Undies on April 04, 2009, 06:16:45 PM
Is there any way to disable the H5/BS thing for him...it is getting old and annoying.

At -17 right now as I post this,we`ll see how this post goes over. :whatever:

Ahhh.  What's the matter.  Is Little Lord Crysalot getting his wittle fweelings hurt?  Poor baby.  Let Papa hold you.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Carl on April 04, 2009, 06:36:34 PM
Ahhh.  What's the matter.  Is Little Lord Crysalot getting his wittle fweelings hurt?  Poor baby.  Let Papa hold you.

No,I for one don`t care or think I need to be worried about it but the gag or joke has run its course,it is just being foolish now and I am not the first to address the subject.
New folks should not be made to feel like an outcast at the start unless they are trying to be an obvious troll.

If up to me I would get rid of the thing as it usually turns into a prank or a vendetta on the negative side.

Just my opinion overall but really think it is in poor form to do to a newbie that hasn`t earned or deserved it one way or the other.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Lord Undies on April 04, 2009, 06:47:31 PM
No,I for one don`t care or think I need to be worried about it but the gag or joke has run its course,it is just being foolish now and I am not the first to address the subject.
New folks should not be made to feel like an outcast at the start unless they are trying to be an obvious troll.

If up to me I would get rid of the thing as it usually turns into a prank or a vendetta on the negative side.

Just my opinion overall but really think it is in poor form to do to a newbie that hasn`t earned or deserved it one way or the other.


I agree, but I don't want you to know that.  The B/S thing has run it's course, indeed.   :innocent:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 04, 2009, 07:47:17 PM
Hi and welcome.  I am one of the few token liberals on this board, so treat me like I'm made of glass. 

No worries your Lordship, many of my friends and family are libs as well. I treat them in turn with the same degree of respect they afford me.

But I'll still call them on any  :bs: .

But seein's how you are a mod and all  :bow2: :bow2: :bow2: :suckup:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Lord Undies on April 04, 2009, 08:09:40 PM
No worries your Lordship, many of my friends and family are libs as well. I treat them in turn with the same degree of respect they afford me.

But I'll still call them on any  :bs: .

But seein's how you are a mod and all  :bow2: :bow2: :bow2: :suckup:

If you buy my bullshit about being a lib, then you haven't lurked here at all.  God Knows, as does every poster here, that I pee on liberals, pretend it's gasoline, and set them on fire.  I'm more conservative than ever liberal who died and actualy met Jesus.  Molly Ivins shines my golden slippers.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 04, 2009, 08:12:22 PM
Welcome, Lurks, and have a good time here.

By the way, just for statistical reasons, how did you come to learn of this place?

We're all mellow and laid back here, excepting for my fellow Nebraskan dutch508 who can get uptight once in a while.

Thanks Frank, I am already.

I'll let you take an educated guess (considering my opening post). Yup. Some DUmmy decided to Google his or her SN & this site returned. It went back to the DUmp to report its findings and was promptly spanked and Message_deleteded for mentioning the Cave.

No worries about the Dutchmaster, I noticed from his photo the metal plate. Being a newbie, I figured I'd not start any shizzle right away, you know, especially since I don't know the extent of his head injury and all. :mental:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 04, 2009, 08:26:22 PM
If you buy my bullshit about being a lib, then you haven't lurked here at all

OK, the jokes on me, I guess. Truth is I only click on the headers so's I can read the funny. I'm just as bad with names face2face.

I've been reading posts at that dirty place for years and I barely can keep track of who's who. I'm just in it looking for high #'s on the DUmbass O meter.

Being this is the first board I've ever actually joined. I'll probably do a lot better 'cause of these intros and discussions.

So bear with me... I'm new here. OK? :tongue:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Lord Undies on April 04, 2009, 08:30:53 PM
OK, the jokes on me, I guess. Truth is I only click on the headers so's I can read the funny. I'm just as bad with names face2face.

I've been reading posts at that dirty place for years and I barely can keep track of who's who. I'm just in it looking for high #'s on the DUmbass O meter.

Being this is the first board I've ever actually joined. I'll probably do a lot better 'cause of these intros and discussions.

So bear with me... I'm new here. OK? :tongue:

No.  **** you.  I hate you.  I will destroy you.  And yo mama.   :tongue: 
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 04, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
Is there any way to disable the H5/BS thing for him...it is getting old and annoying.

At -17 right now as I post this,we`ll see how this post goes over. :whatever:

Thanks Carl, but no, I wouldn't have it any other way. Besides, I've got a pretty thick skin. The way I figures, if ya have to start avoiding certain thoughts and words (even when meant in a good nature), well, ...you know what that might lead to.  :kumbaya:

Besides, I just figured out the h5/bs. Kinda looks like it might be fun. Mebee, I'll treat every body back in kind at the end o' this thread. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 04, 2009, 08:45:02 PM
No.  **** you.  I hate you.  I will destroy you.  And yo mama.   :tongue: 

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!!!11111 HellYeah!!!!!1
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DixieBelle on April 05, 2009, 10:07:27 AM
Welcome!!!! Pull up a chair and have some fun. There are wet wipes and face shields at the door for your protection when you enter the DUmpster. :-)
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 05, 2009, 12:03:44 PM
Welcome!!!! Pull up a chair and have some fun. There are wet wipes and face shields at the door for your protection when you enter the DUmpster. :-)

Thanks, I will, & I even brought my own protective gear.  :dozer:
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: Airwolf on April 06, 2009, 10:28:46 AM
Welcome . Its a good place here.
Title: Re: Hi everybody, new guy here
Post by: DULurkster on April 06, 2009, 06:03:36 PM
Welcome . Its a good place here.

Thanks