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Title: Well I quit my job today
Post by: ScubaGuy on April 01, 2009, 07:25:58 PM
Twixvoy claims to be a supervisor at Target.

Uh huh, sure you did (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5372177#5372194)

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TwixVoy  Donating Member  (800 posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Apr-01-09 05:32 PM
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Well I quit my job today
   
Well I put in my two weeks today. Retail was already the pits, but it seems every year the ****ers at HQ design new ways to screw over everyone at the bottom.

I had just turned in to HR my annual reviews I had written for several employees. Many of them top performers. The HIGHEST raise HQ would allow me to give them was 3.5% of what they currently make. (all under $10/hr... even the ones who had been with the company multiple years)

I was informed by our HR manager at that time that HQ has just further decreased the merit increase guidelines, and I must go back and revise the reviews because the new maximum is 2% - which means the top performing people who bust their ass every day now get less than 20 cents for the ENTIRE YEAR. We only give out raises once a year - no exceptions ever.

I was advised to write comments on the reviews that suggested 2% was a very generous increase.

Our CEO just got a couple million dollars bonus.

I decided enough of this bull shit. I wrote a letter of resignation, filled out the voluntary termination form, and left it on our store managers desk. I will be gone in two weeks.

Being in management at retail has done something to me. I see my self as the emissary of hell for the executives at corporate. They find a way to screw over people more, and I am the one that is expected to make it happen. I am tired of getting hateful looks every time I have to deliver more of this to people who are just trying to survive.

Half of the other people in management I work with go along gladly with all of this. Part of me believes some of them actually enjoy it. Half of them actually are deluded enough to believe one day they will be the executives at corporate making millions and screwing over everyone else. What is more sick is the fact they desire that. I look at them every day and hope to god I never become them. I won't become them.

I remember last year giving out annual merit increases. One of the people I was responsible for giving a merit increase to came to the United States from the middle east. She always told me stories about people with guns in the streets, having to fear for her life every day. How she and her children had to drink urine to survive some days.

She has been doing the same job for years at our store. NEVER comes in late. ALWAYS gets the job done. One of our best employees. Puts up with bull shit such as leaving the store at 12AM and being expected to come back at 4AM.

The maximum raise HQ allowed for her was 20 cents bringing her to less than $8/hr. She just cried and said to me "I wish I go back my country. It better there"

I will always remember that. I am done working for mega corporations. I am getting the **** away before they change me.


Translation

I got fired today.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: rich_t on April 01, 2009, 07:35:51 PM
No bounce.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 01, 2009, 07:47:01 PM
3% to 5% annual increases are standard for that type of job and most jobs, DUmb-ass. :whatever:
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: asdf2231 on April 01, 2009, 07:51:33 PM
So everything was okay till Obama got elected?  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Carl on April 01, 2009, 08:03:01 PM
Yeah,whatever. :whatever:
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: MrsSmith on April 01, 2009, 08:04:03 PM
3% to 5% annual increases are standard for that type of job and most jobs, DUmb-ass. :whatever:
I work in one of the surviving industries...healthcare...and NO ONE got raises this year.  We're just glad we have jobs.   ::)
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Rebel on April 01, 2009, 08:04:07 PM
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I had just turned in to HR my annual reviews I had written for several employees. Many of them top performers. The HIGHEST raise HQ would allow me to give them was 3.5% of what they currently make.

Hell, that's about .5% over the norm.

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(all under $10/hr... even the ones who had been with the company multiple years)

Is it me or does it seem this company has a high turnover rate? Look at how the DUmmie emphasized the people that had been there "multiple" years. The DUmmie is writing that as if it's an anomaly. Every employee at my office has been there multiple years.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 01, 2009, 08:06:16 PM
Twixvoy claims to be a supervisor at Target.

Uh huh, sure you did (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5372177#5372194)


Translation

I got fired today.



     So...let me get this straight.

     You quit because you could only give 2% merit increases? We lost something like 750,000 jobs in March. You don't think your people would appreciate having a job, period?

     What a *******ed ****ing moron. Nowonder you worked at WalMart.

    
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: asdf2231 on April 01, 2009, 08:13:00 PM
My wife got 1% this year and we were DAMN grateful that she got a raise or a bonus at ALL considering the state of the economy.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: rich_t on April 01, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
I work in one of the surviving industries...healthcare...and NO ONE got raises this year.  We're just glad we have jobs.   ::)

I wish I still had a job. 
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Traveshamockery on April 01, 2009, 08:24:11 PM
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The maximum raise HQ allowed for her was 20 cents bringing her to less than $8/hr. She just cried and said to me "I wish I go back my country. It better there"


I like the way TwixVoy quoted her middle east friend just perfectly.

That's one of the bouncies in her story. 

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Tantal on April 01, 2009, 08:27:57 PM
My wife got 1% this year and we were DAMN grateful that she got a raise or a bonus at ALL considering the state of the economy.
Exactly. Being a public servant, I realize that tax revenues are down and that people are strapped. I wouldn't dream of asking the citizens of my city to pay more in taxes with the current state of the economy. If I get no COLA or even a slight pay cut, I'll still consider myself fortunate to be employed. Rather than curse the powers that be, I'll just look at how the Lord has blessed me with gainful employment and the ability to keep food on the table. If we don't take a vacation or can't buy whatever doodads that Mrs. Tantal and I have had our eyes on, so what? Then again, I'm not a DUmmie.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: TheSarge on April 01, 2009, 08:28:41 PM
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I had just turned in to HR my annual reviews I had written for several employees. Many of them top performers. The HIGHEST raise HQ would allow me to give them was 3.5% of what they currently make.

And yet when the little goons find out the men and women of the armed services are getting a raise of the same amount it's called a bribe and "too much".
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 01, 2009, 08:32:57 PM
 

     I'm picturing a large sticky note on the side of TwixVoy's monitor that reads, "DO NOT MENTION JOB ON DU AGAIN."
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: rich_t on April 01, 2009, 08:36:48 PM
And yet when the little goons find out the men and women of the armed services are getting a raise of the same amount it's called a bribe and "too much".

We still don't pay our service members what they are really worth.  But it is better than what it used to be.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on April 01, 2009, 08:38:20 PM
I work in one of the surviving industries...healthcare...and NO ONE got raises this year.  We're just glad we have jobs.   ::)

I was referring to normal economic times, not what is going on at the moment.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: TheSarge on April 01, 2009, 08:39:14 PM
We still don't pay our service members what they are really worth.  But it is better than what it used to be.

Yeah that's true.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Zathras on April 01, 2009, 08:46:22 PM
I wish I still had a job. 

Yeah, I heard that...wonder where this DUmmy worked at, could use the job.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 01, 2009, 08:50:35 PM
Twixvoy claims to be a supervisor at Target.

Uh huh, sure you did (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5372177#5372194)

Translation

I got fired today.


either he was fired, drunk or a moron
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 01, 2009, 08:51:50 PM
    You quit because you could only give 2% merit increases? We lost something like 750,000 jobs in March. You don't think your people would appreciate having a job, period?


don't forget over 700,000 in February
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Lord Undies on April 01, 2009, 08:59:22 PM
I'll bet that CEO feels bad now.  Sad bastard.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: TheSarge on April 01, 2009, 09:07:56 PM
don't forget over 700,000 in February

And there are experts saying that with the official numbers come out in a couple days there will be an addition of 25,000 Government jobs lost as well.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 01, 2009, 09:12:59 PM
I'll bet that CEO feels bad now.  Sad bastard.

will not be missed. not one bit.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Miss Mia on April 01, 2009, 10:24:01 PM
Yeah, I heard that...wonder where this DUmmy worked at, could use the job.

Target, I think.

In the near future I predict posts that say how hard it is to find a job.  Then possibly the "I can't afford rent!" or even the "my house is being foreclosed on." 
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Crazy Horse on April 01, 2009, 10:34:30 PM
We still don't pay our service members what they are really worth.  But it is better than what it used to be.


Nor there civilian counterparts
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 01, 2009, 10:35:39 PM
Target, I think.

In the near future I predict posts that say how hard it is to find a job.  Then possibly the "I can't afford rent!" or even the "my house is being foreclosed on." 

or please paypal me a few dollars someone, I am getting very hungry
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Celtic Rose on April 01, 2009, 10:54:29 PM
I work in one of the surviving industries...healthcare...and NO ONE got raises this year.  We're just glad we have jobs.   ::)

I work in a law office, and my boss said that I deserve a promotion and raise, but they just weren't giving them out this year.  We've had two layoffs in the past 6 months, so I am very thankful to have a job. 
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: franksolich on April 01, 2009, 11:49:14 PM
So everything was okay till Obama got elected?  :uhsure:

I guess.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 02, 2009, 10:40:17 AM
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"I wish I go back my country. It better there"
I LOL'D my ass off at this! :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:! What a moley thing to say! :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Chris_ on April 02, 2009, 11:47:49 AM
I'll bet that CEO feels bad now.  Sad bastard.
If the DUmmie stands in the corner holding his breath long enough, maybe Uncle Zer0 will make the eeeeevil CEO quit his job. 
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 02, 2009, 11:59:39 AM
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"I wish I go back my country. It better there"


     One day later: 


     "Can you believe stupid jackass quit job in Obama economy? I wish he see how shit my country. I bullshit about my country when I want raise. We get raise in worst economy since Big War, and dumb son of bitch quit? He moron, he leave with cart filled Cheeto. I have restock."
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: YupItsMe on April 02, 2009, 12:07:33 PM
 
Quote from: Banned FromDU
So...let me get this straight.

     You quit because you could only give 2% merit increases? We lost something like 750,000 jobs in March. You don't think your people would appreciate having a job, period?

     What a *******ed ******* moron. Nowonder you worked at WalMart.


But look at the drastic improvement from the 500,000,000 jobs Nancy Pelosi said we lost in January.  See what a good job the Obamessiah's doing already.  :whatever:
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: BannedFromDU on April 02, 2009, 12:10:53 PM
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Nowonder you worked at WalMart.

     Yikes, I said that. Someone bitchslap me before I lose self-respect.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2009, 12:13:09 PM
Okay, people, how about this?

The Twix candy bar primitive said she quit her job at Target.

As we all know, DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.

I suspect what really happened was that the Twix candy bar primitive wanted to quit.  And not necessarily over the issue of pay raises, but the issue of pay raises provided a facade of "principle"--remember that primitives otentimes cloak base motives with ostensible noble reasons.

Give it time; I'll bet in two weeks or two months, the Twix candy bar primitive will be posting as if she never left Target.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Chris_ on April 02, 2009, 12:18:11 PM
Okay, people, how about this?

The Twix candy bar primitive said she quit her job at Target.

As we all know, DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.

I suspect what really happened was that the Twix candy bar primitive wanted to quit.  And not necessarily over the issue of pay raises, but the issue of pay raises provided a facade of "principle"--remember that primitives otentimes cloak base motives with ostensible noble reasons.

Give it time; I'll bet in two weeks or two months, the Twix candy bar primitive will be posting as if she never left Target.
...but for now, she'll receive kudos for "sticking it to the Man". 
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: The Village Idiot on April 02, 2009, 01:59:30 PM

     One day later: 


     "Can you believe stupid jackass quit job in Obama economy? I wish he see how shit my country. I bullshit about my country when I want raise. We get raise in worst economy since Big War, and dumb son of bitch quit? He moron, he leave with cart filled Cheeto. I have restock."

now she be supervisor
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Karin on April 02, 2009, 02:41:53 PM
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  I'm picturing a large sticky note on the side of TwixVoy's monitor that reads, "DO NOT MENTION JOB ON DU AGAIN."

I was a little slow on the uptake but I finally got it.   :lmao:

Definitely a lie about that middle easterner's quote.  My ex came from the middle east, his first job here was at $4/hour.  Even so, he knew he was one of the luckiest men on earth. 
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Texacon on April 02, 2009, 03:49:10 PM
Okay, people, how about this?

The Twix candy bar primitive said she quit her job at Target.

As we all know, DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie.

I suspect what really happened was that the Twix candy bar primitive wanted to quit.  And not necessarily over the issue of pay raises, but the issue of pay raises provided a facade of "principle"--remember that primitives otentimes cloak base motives with ostensible noble reasons.

Give it time; I'll bet in two weeks or two months, the Twix candy bar primitive will be posting as if she never left Target.

I've been thinking maybe this DUmmie is actually upset about the peasants raises but not because they are low.  Maybe the peasants got a higher percentage raise than Twixvoy and it got pissed .... it's just blowing off steam over being passed over.

KC
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 02, 2009, 04:36:11 PM

     One day later: 


     "Can you believe stupid jackass quit job in Obama economy? I wish he see how shit my country. I bullshit about my country when I want raise. We get raise in worst economy since Big War, and dumb son of bitch quit? He moron, he leave with cart filled Cheeto. I have restock."

H5!
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: MrsSmith on April 02, 2009, 05:31:40 PM
I was referring to normal economic times, not what is going on at the moment.
Yeah, I know.  I wasn't  ::)  at you, but at the OP.   :-)
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: happy1ga on April 02, 2009, 06:19:55 PM
Heck, who WOULDN'T rather drink piss for days, and dodge bombs, than work at that sweatshop Target? I mean, really! The inhumanity! And those corporate bastards, they whack off at the idea of screwing the little man, everyone knows that! I say, fired, or just let go due to economic reasons, needs a reason to bitch.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: ScubaGuy on April 02, 2009, 07:15:17 PM
How does OMC not get the granite cookie?

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-02-09 07:34 AM
Response to Original message
115. What A Stupid, Stupid Reason To Quit A Job.
   
In this environment most people aren't getting ANY merit raises. 2% is most definitely not something to quit over. I find your actions to not be honorable, but instead quite childis

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157. There Was Not A Thing Stupid About My Post.
   
In fact, it is something that would likely be agreed upon by 99% of all normal non-DU people in life you would ask.

Quitting a job because this year there is a 2% cap on raises, when for most people they would WELCOME even a 2% raise, is just plain stupid.

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Apr-02-09 01:43 PM
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162. Oh, And In Addition;
   
I don't buy your story nor your little Middle East anecdote for a second.

H5 to OMC.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: thundley4 on April 02, 2009, 07:23:01 PM
How does OMC not get the granite cookie?

H5 to OMC.


Suppose that OMC could be Skinner's puppet, and that he uses it to let off steam at the daily stupidity he is forced to endure?
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2009, 08:23:33 PM
Suppose that OMC could be Skinner's puppet, and that he uses it to let off steam at the daily stupidity he is forced to endure?

There has been speculations along those lines for a few years now.

It's probably not likely, but one shouldn't disregard that possibility entirely.

After all, my fellow alum Skins is a cerebral and feeling person, not a primitive, and I'm sure he gets tired of his charges many times.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Carl on April 02, 2009, 08:40:32 PM
There has been speculations along those lines for a few years now.

It's probably not likely, but one shouldn't disregard that possibility entirely.

After all, my fellow alum Skins is a cerebral and feeling person, not a primitive, and I'm sure he gets tired of his charges many times.

A question....

Skins rides herd over a group of the most idiotic,demented and purely evil folks that roam this world all the while benefitting financially from it.

How does he reconcile all that in his mind if he is the good,altruistic lib that they all proclaim themselves to be?
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2009, 08:44:02 PM
A question....

Skins rides herd over a group of the most idiotic,demented and purely evil folks that roam this world all the while benefitting financially from it.

How does he reconcile all that in his mind if he is the good,altruistic lib that they all proclaim themselves to be?

Money.

And remember the slave-owning mentality of the Democrats; it hasn't gone away yet.

I'm like my fellow alum in this respect; if I were Skins, I'd take a great deal of amusement and pleasure and fulfillment out of owning one of the largest collections of some of the weirdest people in the world, like a stamp-album jampacked with postage stamps.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: thundley4 on April 02, 2009, 08:46:01 PM
There has been speculations along those lines for a few years now.

It's probably not likely, but one shouldn't disregard that possibility entirely.

After all, my fellow alum Skins is a cerebral and feeling person, not a primitive, and I'm sure he gets tired of his charges many times.
If OMC isn't Skinner, then he is at least under some sort of protection from the top admins on that board. I've seen many posts from OMC that should have caused an immediate granite slab.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Carl on April 02, 2009, 08:48:36 PM
Money.

And remember the slave-owning mentality of the Democrats; it hasn't gone away yet.

I'm like my fellow alum in this respect; if I were Skins, I'd take a great deal of amusement and pleasure and fulfillment out of owning one of the largest collections of some of the weirdest people in the world, like a stamp-album jampacked with postage stamps.

Skins then has risen in life to a position of some prominence as an overseer but has done so within the system that his website despises.

All the DUmmies yearn for the same but of course consider it an entitlement.
Skinner basically is a contradiction in terms to what is espoused by his domain....in other words the perfect definition of a conniving lib while the DUmmies are.....well just what their name suggests.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: franksolich on April 02, 2009, 08:52:56 PM
Skins then has risen in life to a position of some prominence as an overseer but has done so within the system that his website despises.

All the DUmmies yearn for the same but of course consider it an entitlement.
Skinner basically is a contradiction in terms to what is espoused by his domain....in other words the perfect definition of a conniving lib while the DUmmies are.....well just what their name suggests.

You nailed it, sir.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Lanie on April 02, 2009, 10:58:55 PM
Target, I think.

In the near future I predict posts that say how hard it is to find a job.  Then possibly the "I can't afford rent!" or even the "my house is being foreclosed on." 

I can understand not wanting to work for Target though. I never worked for them, but I did fill out an application years ago. It asked personal questions about what I thought of those in Congress and what my family was like. Personal stuff. Stuff that I think doesn't have a lot to do with whether one is right for the job.

With that said, don't quit your job before getting another one, especially in a recession.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Purrcival on April 03, 2009, 01:27:57 AM
At our company, we all got pay CUTS, even though we beat the Street.  The exception is Europe.  I guess there's a law there that people have to AGREE to a pay cut before they can get one.  Fat chance of THAT happening.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: NHSparky on April 03, 2009, 01:38:51 AM
At our company, we all got pay CUTS, even though we beat the Street.  The exception is Europe.  I guess there's a law there that people have to AGREE to a pay cut before they can get one.  Fat chance of THAT happening.

I know that sucks, but look at it this way--even in GOOD times, their economies suck.
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on April 03, 2009, 07:21:50 AM
How does OMC not get the granite cookie?

H5 to OMC.
If you read his posts carefully he rarely breaks the rules. There is no rule on DU against stating your opinion......unless it happens to be a blatantly conservative one :-) He's very good at walking that fine line....having 26000 posts doesn't hurt either! :-)
Title: Re: Well I quit my job today
Post by: AprilRazz on April 03, 2009, 08:20:54 PM
If you read his posts carefully he rarely breaks the rules. There is no rule on DU against stating your opinion......unless it happens to be a blatantly conservative one :-) He's very good at walking that fine line....having 26000 posts doesn't hurt either! :-)
I still keep him and his kids in my prayers. I hope life has at least returned somewhat to normal for them after his wife passed. For a lib he is a pretty class act.