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Title: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: TheSarge on March 31, 2009, 11:50:39 AM
(http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/09/03/in_attack_1.jpg)

DERA ISMAIL KHAN, Pakistan —  The commander of the Pakistani Taliban claimed responsibility Tuesday for a deadly assault on a Pakistani police academy and said the group was planning a terrorist attack on the U.S. capital.

Baitullah Mehsud, who has a $5 million bounty on his head from the U.S., said Monday's attack outside the eastern city of Lahore was in retaliation for U.S. missile strikes against militants along the Afghan border.

"Soon we will launch an attack in Washington that will amaze everyone in the world," Mehsud told The Associated Press by phone. He provided no details.

Mehsud and other Pakistani Taliban militants are believed to be based in the country's lawless areas near the border with Afghanistan, where they have stepped up their attacks throughout Pakistan.

The Taliban leader also claimed responsibility for a suicide car bombing that killed four soldiers Monday in Bannu district and a suicide attack targeting a police station in Islamabad last week that killed one officer.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511740,00.html
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 31, 2009, 11:57:06 AM
I sleep better knowing Obama has put an end to warrantless wiretaps and electronic sweeps ala ECHELON so that even if Washington DC is reduced to glowing, uninhabitable slag at least our nation will collapse with its civil liberties intact.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: debk on March 31, 2009, 12:02:59 PM
I heard Obama make a comment the other day, that the Taliban are "saying they are going to attack us"....and we need to expect it.

...but didn't someone say there really aren't any more "terrorists"?

Just what are those monsters who are saying they are going to attack us?
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2009, 12:05:16 PM
I heard Obama make a comment the other day, that the Taliban are "saying they are going to attack us"....and we need to expect it.

...but didn't someone say there really aren't any more "terrorists"?

Just what are those monsters who are saying they are going to attack us?
Democrats wearing turbans.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Splashdown on March 31, 2009, 12:08:18 PM
I heard Obama make a comment the other day, that the Taliban are "saying they are going to attack us"....and we need to expect it.

...but didn't someone say there really aren't any more "terrorists"?

Just what are those monsters who are saying they are going to attack us?

Don't know what THEY are, but the attack will create a "man-made disaster. (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2009/03/19/obama-speak-homeland-security-secretary-replaces-terrorism-term-man-caus)"

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: debk on March 31, 2009, 12:12:25 PM
Don't know what THEY are, but the attack will create a "man-made disaster. (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2009/03/19/obama-speak-homeland-security-secretary-replaces-terrorism-term-man-caus)"

 :whatever:


When (not if) it happens....wonder how soon the liberals will be saying it's Bush's fault and just how he conspired to have it done.  :censored:
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2009, 12:13:05 PM
Quote
I heard Obama make a comment the other day, that the Taliban are "saying they are going to attack us"....and we need to expect it.

A smart man would have said, "...and we need to PREVENT it."   I suppose that's because he hasn't the first clue how.  We are sooooooo scr*wed.


Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 31, 2009, 12:13:43 PM
I fully expect the next round to be like India.

All it will cost them is a dozen or so AK-47's and the dozen or so suicidal camelf*ckers to use them.

Think the Smithsonian or the monuments in D.C. filled with tourists and two guys each with a backpack full of ammo.

Maximum effect, minimal investment.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 31, 2009, 12:16:02 PM
I fully expect the next round to be like India.

All it will cost them is a dozen or so AK-47's and the dozen or so suicidal camelf*ckers to use them.

Think the Smithsonian or the monuments in D.C. filled with tourists and two guys each with a backpack full of ammo.

Maximum effect, minimal investment.
If they were to take Capitol Hill I might be willing to forgive their excesses and call it Even-Stevens.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2009, 12:17:54 PM
If they were to take Capitol Hill I might be willing to forgive their excesses and call it Even-Stevens.
Oh H*ll no.  They ain't leaving Uncle Zer0 with sole charge of the country.  They take him too, or it's no deal.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: debk on March 31, 2009, 12:19:03 PM
I fully expect the next round to be like India.

All it will cost them is a dozen or so AK-47's and the dozen or so suicidal camelf*ckers to use them.

Think the Smithsonian or the monuments in D.C. filled with tourists and two guys each with a backpack full of ammo.

Maximum effect, minimal investment.

Hit Hoover Dam.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Bluesuiter-Retired on March 31, 2009, 12:21:26 PM
 :rotf:

Maybe we will get lucky and they will take obama and clinton hostage while destroying the capital building which results in every member of the congress having to be replaced.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 31, 2009, 12:24:22 PM
Oh H*ll no.  They ain't leaving Uncle Zer0 with sole charge of the country.  They take him too, or it's no deal.



     You might want to disclaim this one, bro.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2009, 12:41:35 PM
It's actually not a good idea to float fresh ideas for "What I'd do if I was them boys" on a public internet site, and it would be best to refrain from the temptation to unleash your inner intelligence analyst.  The value of being able to say 'I sure called that one' later is not even remotely close to the damage that can be caused by giving the camelhumpers (or just plain nutters) any fresh inspiration.  Left to their own devices, they may come up with something that has inherent flaws which will lead to a failed op.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: thundley4 on March 31, 2009, 01:11:15 PM
It's actually not a good idea to float fresh ideas for "What I'd do if I was them boys" on a public internet site, and it would be best to refrain from the temptation to unleash your inner intelligence analyst.  The value of being able to say 'I sure called that one' later is not even remotely close to the damage that can be caused by giving the camelhumpers (or just plain nutters) any fresh inspiration.  Left to their own devices, they may come up with something that has inherent flaws which will lead to a failed op.

Remember a few years back when Hollyweird screenwriters were asked to come up with terrorist attack scenarios, and several were leaked to the press?
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 31, 2009, 01:31:35 PM
It's actually not a good idea to float fresh ideas for "What I'd do if I was them boys" on a public internet site, and it would be best to refrain from the temptation to unleash your inner intelligence analyst.  The value of being able to say 'I sure called that one' later is not even remotely close to the damage that can be caused by giving the camelhumpers (or just plain nutters) any fresh inspiration.  Left to their own devices, they may come up with something that has inherent flaws which will lead to a failed op.


I seriously doubt any taliban or taliban wannabes are monitoring this site.

All they would need for their inspiration was the 24/7 news cycle covering the last go round in Mumbai.

Nor would I remotely consider any 'I sure called that one' if there were to be something along those lines, and I kind of resent the insinuation.

Do you think Tom Clancy reveled in 9/11 when he described it nearly to a 'tee' seven years prior in Debt of Honor?
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2009, 02:52:24 PM

I seriously doubt any taliban or taliban wannabes are monitoring this site.

All they would need for their inspiration was the 24/7 news cycle covering the last go round in Mumbai.

Nor would I remotely consider any 'I sure called that one' if there were to be something along those lines, and I kind of resent the insinuation.

Do you think Tom Clancy reveled in 9/11 when he described it nearly to a 'tee' seven years prior in Debt of Honor?

Your reading comprehension needs work.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: TheSarge on March 31, 2009, 03:47:41 PM
I fully expect the next round to be like India.

All it will cost them is a dozen or so AK-47's and the dozen or so suicidal camelf*ckers to use them.

Think the Smithsonian or the monuments in D.C. filled with tourists and two guys each with a backpack full of ammo.

Maximum effect, minimal investment.

Better yet...4th of July when the National Mall is packed with people.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Hawkgirl on March 31, 2009, 03:49:35 PM
I sleep better knowing Obama has put an end to warrantless wiretaps and electronic sweeps ala ECHELON so that even if Washington DC is reduced to glowing, uninhabitable slag at least our nation will collapse with its civil liberties intact.

 :bow:  I couldn't say it better myself.  You reap what you sew moonbats..
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Hawkgirl on March 31, 2009, 03:52:45 PM
:rotf:

Maybe we will get lucky and they will take obama and clinton hostage while destroying the capital building which results in every member of the congress having to be replaced.

:coffee:
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 03:55:49 PM
Why on Earth would the Taliban want to hit a government that's sympathetic with their cause?
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Hawkgirl on March 31, 2009, 03:57:51 PM
Why on Earth would the Taliban want to hit a government that's sympathetic with their cause?


This just goes to show that sympathizing with these animals will not work...when will this Administration get that???
Only way is to fight them with all the military might we can...moonbats are just too stupid for common sense.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2009, 05:17:49 PM

This just goes to show that sympathizing with these animals will not work...when will this Administration get that???
Only way is to fight them with all the military might we can...moonbats are just too stupid for common sense.

That's right.  The terrorists (yes, I still use that old-school term) have no friends.  They want to kill all of us whether we "make nice" or not.
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: ReaganForRushmore on March 31, 2009, 05:56:08 PM
The Taliban will never attack Washington D.C., the wrath of Helen Thomas will be upon them
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: DixieBelle on March 31, 2009, 06:01:24 PM
That's right.  The terrorists (yes, I still use that old-school term) have no friends.  They want to kill all of us whether we "make nice" or not.

Sadly, a point that will come at too high a price. (And already has if the rest of us had any say)
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: TheSarge on March 31, 2009, 08:35:28 PM
Why on Earth would the Taliban want to hit a government that's sympathetic with their cause?

Because the U.S. government...no matter who is in office...is "The Great Satan"
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 31, 2009, 11:29:38 PM
If they attack with Amazing we will retaliate with

FABULOUS!

(http://img3.travelblog.org/Photos/13471/173133/f/1292442-Gay-Pride-Parade-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 11:48:01 PM
:rofl:

H5 for the Snugster!
Title: Re: Taliban Chief Vows 'Amazing' Attack on Washington 'Soon'
Post by: NHSparky on April 01, 2009, 12:09:50 AM
Which one is he?