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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 08:24:07 AM
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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 02:57 AM
Original message
Shamwow guy's handywork.
Pictures of a hooker who got beat up after biting a guys tounge.
http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/entertainment/celebrity_news...
geek tragedy (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 02:59 AM
Response to Original message
1. Just wait.
Someone will be in here to talk about how he was the victim with the standard 'what about teh menz" victimhood stuff.
And we're off!
silverojo (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 03:40 AM
Response to Reply #11
22. Yeah, what the hell was she thinking?
If you bite someone's tongue and refuse to let go, how did she think he was going to react? I mean, she ought to be getting some assault charges slapped on her, too. What he did was self-defense.
Of course, I think he should get charged for picking up a hooker, but that psycho bitch needs to do some time for such a sick crime.
geek tragedy (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 03:45 AM
Response to Reply #22
27. 'psycho bitch'
misogyny much?
ddeclue (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 03:47 AM
Response to Reply #27
29. What part of biting a person's tongue off is OK with you?
The B word is not politically correct but the psycho label seems dead on accurate.
depakid (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 03:41 AM
Response to Reply #11
23. Look, dude didn't do that to her face with his tongue between her teeth
Edited on Tue Mar-31-09 03:42 AM by depakid
She bit the guy (memo to Vince: don't kiss hookers) -and then he punched her out.
geek tragedy (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 03:48 AM
Response to Reply #23
30. Yeah, hard to beat someone about the face
if your face is stuck to theirs.
Of course, everyone is going to assume that the male celebrity is telling the truth and the cheap street whore bitch slut got what she deserved.
:whatever:
Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 03:49 AM
Response to Reply #23
33. You were there?
You should have taken pictures, you could have made a fortune from the tabloids...
depakid (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 03:57 AM
Response to Reply #33
39. No, I just have a rudimentary understanding of anatomy and physics
ddeclue (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 04:02 AM
Response to Reply #39
44. Rudimentary is right... I've got a degree in engineering so don't play the "physics" card with me.
His fists could reach every place on her face that was hit. There were no fist hits to her mouth which is what I would expect if the hits were post biting and he was free to hit her anywhere. They are all on her eyes nose and upper face.
PWNED...
I must have missed the unit on the Physics Of Beating A Whore when I took college classes. Do they do field trips for that?
Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 04:21 AM
Response to Reply #39
62. I wouldn't even label your "understanding" as rudimentary...
.. in fact, I'd say that you don't know jack shit.
Please explain, in detail, how anatomy and physics won't allow me to punch someone in the eye that's standing right in front of me...
I certainly wouldn't have given her an uppercut to the jaw, she would have bitten my tongue off. DO you have a "rudimentary understanding" of self defense? How about 'close quarters combat'?
Save your eye rolling for someone who gives a ****, ok?
depakid (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 05:01 AM
Response to Reply #62
76. Another denisen of the clueless
Try it for yourself and see how much you could apply- or where you could land a blow from that angle in that position-
Believe me, with those comments, you're not going Koestler proud.
Is this guy actually telling him to go out and beat up a whore to test his Physics Of Whore Abuse theorum? :rotf:
Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 05:43 AM
Response to Reply #76
83. There's no need to call yourself names, or put yourself down....
We've already established that you're clueless...
What part of "Please explain, in detail, how anatomy and physics won't allow me to punch someone in the eye that's standing right in front of me..." was a foreign language to you that you didn't understand? You failed to do so in your reply.
As for trying it my self, I already *know* what *I'm* capable of doing. I trained in the martial arts and self defense for most of my life. I'm quite adept at close quarters combat, and I used to get paid to beat people up. Given my choice, I'd rather fight someone in close quarters, like a bathroom stall, or even a phone booth...
This isn't about me, though... this is about you backing up your claims and showing your understanding of anatomy & physics, and explaining how it would prevent someone from doing what shamwow guy did.
You *can* explain it, with your "rudimentary understanding", can't you?
Thanks,
Ghost
"I don't need "Physics" to Falcon Punch some hooker 'cause I'm a NINJA!" :lmao:
depakid (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 05:55 AM
Response to Reply #83
84. "I trained in the martial arts and self defense"
Edited on Tue Mar-31-09 06:26 AM by depakid
an internet tough guy!
Dude- Shamwow guy's not Bruce Lee; he's not breaking cheekbones with his tongue stuck between some girls teeth!
Probably lucky to have tongue left as it is.
Thanks for the amusing comments though....
Ghost in the Machine (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-31-09 06:13 AM
Response to Reply #84
85. Are you really this stupid, or is it just an act?
Why do you keep dodging the issue, which is YOU backing up YOUR claims. I have a low tolerance for ignorance. Quit changing the subject and back up your assertions. Moving the goal posts doesn't help your case..
As for your "internet tough guy" bullshit, it really doesn't merit a response, but here goes... no, I don't play an "internet tough guy". I did, however, lead a very rough and violent life in my younger days. Maybe you can research some of my old threads... not all of us here are pacifists. Not all of us lived "leave it to Beaver" or "Richie Cunningham" lives like good little cub scouts and all american boys. I used to be an enforcer for a very notorious bike gang *and* the Aryan Brotherhood.
Since you seem to be too ignorant to have an intelligent discussion with, I'm done with you. Like I said, I have a low tolerance for ignorance.... go ahead and have the last word, you're not worth responding to again...
Have a nice day....
Ghost
Oh LAWD! So Ghost has actual FIELD EXPERIENCE beating up hookers from his Aryan Brotherhood Enforcer days? Take THAT Physics Boy! :rofl:
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:rotf: Great find.
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meh
We have better arguments over milk.
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meh
We have better arguments over milk.
Come on now. You know that you wish that people here had enough experience beating people up, and who have such intimate knowledge of the physics of beating hookers in the face, to discuss the topic with such acumen :wink:
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the Physics Of Beating A Whore
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Come on now. You know that you wish that people here had enough experience beating people up, and who have such intimate knowledge of the physics of beating hookers in the face, to discuss the topic with such acumen :wink:
I've no experience with malicious tongue-biting, solicited or otherwise, but I can IMAGINE that if someone had such a firm hold on my tongue--or other members--using blunt force to dislodge them could convert the injury from a "simple" bite to an aggravated tearing/avulsion injury.
I would think that a thumb to the eye would be more likely to compel the attacker to release without further harm to one's self.
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Come on now. You know that you wish that people here had enough experience beating people up, and who have such intimate knowledge of the physics of beating hookers in the face, to discuss the topic with such acumen :wink:
If someone is biting your tongue DUmmies, give them an uppercut!!
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Does ShamWow guy have to choke a bitch?
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Does ShamWow guy have to choke a bitch?
Hi5 for the Wayne Brady reference. :rotf:
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This is one of those times where I miss Ben Burch regaling the DUmmies with his tales of befriending "sex workers". :lmao:
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This is one of those times where I miss Ben Burch regaling the DUmmies with his tales of befriending "sex workers". :lmao:
befriending, beseeching.... begging... whatever word he wants to use
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Is Ghost in the Machine another TiT wannabe? Next thing you know he will be telling us of all the famous people he knows and how he held a shotgun to the chest of some cabinet member. Or how he was the third most highly decorated Navy Seal/Marine Recon/Ranger/B2 pilot etc of the Afghanistan conflict due to his submarine skills that he deployed in the tribal mountain region of Afghanistan. The we will read where he single handledly disarmed a nuclear weapon with his bare teeth, blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back after the missile had launched with him strapped to the cone.
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I wonder if somebody is going to build a chicken-wire hooker to prove it's impossible to hit her in the face.
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Is Ghost in the Machine another TiT wannabe? Next thing you know he will be telling us of all the famous people he knows and how he held a shotgun to the chest of some cabinet member. Or how he was the third most highly decorated Navy Seal/Marine Recon/Ranger/B2 pilot etc of the Afghanistan conflict due to his submarine skills that he deployed in the tribal mountain region of Afghanistan. The we will read where he single handledly disarmed a nuclear weapon with his bare teeth, blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back after the missile had launched with him strapped to the cone.
My thoughts as well. Perhaps he's trying to fill the void left by TiT.
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Is Ghost in the Machine another TiT wannabe? Next thing you know he will be telling us of all the famous people he knows and how he held a shotgun to the chest of some cabinet member. Or how he was the third most highly decorated Navy Seal/Marine Recon/Ranger/B2 pilot etc of the Afghanistan conflict due to his submarine skills that he deployed in the tribal mountain region of Afghanistan. The we will read where he single handledly disarmed a nuclear weapon with his bare teeth, blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back after the missile had launched with him strapped to the cone.
Or maybe it's just our buddy Cujo, or ceo (ask TRG).
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Does ShamWow guy have to choke a bitch?
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/shamwow.jpg)
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I wonder if somebody is going to build a chicken-wire hooker to prove it's impossible to hit her in the face.
Totally H5'd you!!11
:bwah:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/engrish/science.jpg)
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Totally H5'd you!!11
:bwah:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/engrish/science.jpg)
Yeah, but you supplied the art! :clap:
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Hmmm I wonder how Ghost in the Machine got around all the 'Blood in, Blood out' rules for the AB? Most 'Notorious Biker Gangs' have the same thing.
If what it says is true .... the Notorious Biker Gang would be even more fun to watch than Navy SEALS beating on TiT!
KC
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(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/shamwow.jpg)
okay the title of this thread is friggin' hilarious! lol This picture, is too funny.
One of my friends posted on facebook about this incident under the title "ShamWOW? More like ShamPOW!" lol :)
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I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment. :p
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I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment. :p
How delightfully evil of you, BEG. :-)
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Yeah sure! Biker gang enforcer! You bet! I believe that like I believe the earth is flat!
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I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment. :p
:rofl:
H5!
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meh
We have better arguments over milk.
Whole milk is too thick for me! My daughter likes it, however. :tongue:
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What else could he do, he can't be beating up hookers all day...
But seriously - At least they didn't find her swinging from a noose made of shredded and braided Sham-WOWs.
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I would like Cold Warriors input on this before I comment. :p
I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?
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Totally H5'd you!!11
:bwah:
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/engrish/science.jpg)
Wait, shouldn't the picture on the right be a replica of the WTC tower made from chicken wire and cinder blocks?
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I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?
As IF! LOL!
A 28 pound Ukranian crank addict hooker with an artificial limb would probably mop the floor with ole Niles Crane. :rofl:
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I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?
let's just say he gave Eliot Spitzer a run for his money in the "recreational spending" dept. Smackin a ho around? That I do not know.... :-)
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let's just say he gave Eliot Spitzer a run for his money in the "recreational spending" dept.
Or so he claimed anyway.
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But still--$1000 for a POA? I never spent that much--even when I was married!
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But still--$1000 for a POA? I never spent that much--even when I was married!
You never pay for it WHILE your married.
You frequently pay through the nose AFTER though. :-)
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You never pay for it WHILE your married.
You frequently pay through the nose AFTER though. :-)
Oh, you pay WHILE you're married as well.
Honey? Don't you think we need a new bedroom set?
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Oh you're always payin for it! :-)
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Oh, you pay WHILE you're married as well.
Honey? Don't you think we need a new bedroom set?
Not me man. My wife is the bread winner. I'm the one bitching about the bedroom set usually.
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I may have missed this story. Is Cold Warrior involved in some type of prostitute pugilism?
It was a not so subtle reference for his love of hookers.
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I wonder if somebody is going to build a chicken-wire hooker to prove it's impossible to hit her in the face.
Ok, those were some of the funniest comments, ever, the WB one masterful, but I nearly peed myself over this^^^^!
I told you guys that my ex was a psychotic wife beater, so I will assure all here, and any DUmmie lurkers, it is very possible to be nose to nose with someone when they beat the crap out of your face. No need to experiment. Unless you really, really want to, that is. I read old Vince and sweetie-pie were stone drunk when the beating occured. No idea how it started, evidently she DIDN'T love his nuts? I am going to semi-side with Vince, until more info comes in, mainly cause he paid her $1,000 bucks, (he is on tv and can't get it for free? I am sure even Billy Mays can do that, maybe even old Ron Popeil.) and because she had his tongue in her mouth and was trying to bite it off. That said, he wouldn't have to beat up hos if he just found Shamwow groupies. Problem solved.