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Title: Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
Post by: Chris_ on March 31, 2009, 07:54:38 AM: Quote
Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire

FERNDALE, Mich. â€” Police in a Detroit suburb say a teenager has been charged with lighting an unconscious man's pants on fire and causing a third-degree burn to the man's groin.

Police in Ferndale, Mich., said 18-year-old Tyler Quick was arraigned Friday on a charge of assault.

Ferndale police Lt. William Wilson tells The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak that Quick was attending a party at the home of a 51-year-old man when the host passed out.

Police say Quick placed a lit candle under the man's crotch, setting fire to his pants. The man awoke and extinguished the fire. A police lieutentant said Quick thought it would be funny to burn the victim.

Authorities said Quick is being held in lieu of $25,000 bail.

They said the injured man was ticketed for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511640,00.html)

That just ain't right.
Title: Re: Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
Post by: asdf2231 on March 31, 2009, 08:00:48 AM: Quote from: lug-nut on March 31, 2009, 07:54:38 AM
LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,511640,00.html)

That just ain't right.

Providing alchohol to people under the age is generally frowned apon.

I agree though it's insult to injury.
Title: Re: Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
Post by: Lord Undies on March 31, 2009, 08:05:48 AM: The defense: The man had lied. The liar's pants weren't on fire. The youth was attempting to help nature, as he knew it should be.
Title: Re: Mich. Teen Charged With Setting a Man's Pants on Fire
Post by: thundley4 on March 31, 2009, 08:14:43 AM: I think the teen was just trying to perform a mankini wax using the candle.