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Title: I've already said this once....
Post by: CC27 on March 30, 2009, 05:24:53 PM
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Aviation Pro  (1000+ posts)        Mon Mar-30-09 06:06 PM
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I've already said this once.... 
 Edited on Mon Mar-30-09 06:10 PM by Aviation Pro
...but it's worth saying again. If you're a troll, poser, Freep****, asshole or any combination thereof, we will ferret you out. You can try to hide behind "liberal" codewords, but in the end your "concern," your covert racism, and your just plain bug****ery will undo your stupid, puerile attempts to win points (remember, morans, it's a forum not a policy think tank).

Finally, learn to live with the following, President Barack Hussein Obama is the President of the United States and that means he's your President too, mother****ers.


 :mental:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5358736
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: NHSparky on March 30, 2009, 05:25:39 PM
Cujo?  That you?
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 30, 2009, 05:30:14 PM
I've had a puppet there since before the 2006 election. got plenty of people mad at me, but no one has ferreted me out yet.
and NO tombstone.

This guy is a poser. Like a Freeper is going to egg him on. Guys like this amuse me.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: NHSparky on March 30, 2009, 05:32:01 PM
Hmmmm...makes me wanna sign up just to see how long I can last there.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Chris_ on March 30, 2009, 05:40:27 PM
I've had a puppet there since before the 2006 election. got plenty of people mad at me, but no one has ferreted me out yet.
and NO tombstone.

This guy is a poser. Like a Freeper is going to egg him on. Guys like this amuse me.

Does your puppet have over 1000 posts yet?

I've had 2 or 3 identities there in the past. I don't think I've ever made it past 100 posts. It's difficult for me to pretend that I'm bat-shit crazy all the time. I eventually slip up and post something that is sane and immediately they know I'm not one of them.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: lars1701c on March 30, 2009, 05:42:45 PM
You know what I cant stand the most?

For the last 8 years they went on and on about how President Bush was not their prez but NOW we have to call the Magic Negro the president. **** THAT :bird:
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: dutch508 on March 30, 2009, 05:43:39 PM
Been posting there since shortly after I joined CU:TOS.

..and, to answer your question, No- I am not Underground Panther.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Lord Undies on March 30, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
Does your puppet have over 1000 posts yet?

I've had 2 or 3 identities there in the past. I don't think I've ever made it past 100 posts. It's difficult for me to pretend that I'm bat-shit crazy all the time. I eventually slip up and post something that is sane and immediately they know I'm not one of them.

Half the people who post on DeludedUnderground.com are "trolls".  In fact, the trolls may outnumber the mentally ill who post there seriously and on purpose.

I know some poster who have been taking DU for a ride for years.  Some of them have pretty good "sanedar" and can tell who is there for the same reason.  

DU is a joke.  
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Texacon on March 30, 2009, 05:54:45 PM
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(remember, morans, it's a forum not a policy think tank).

Damn, it nailed that one.  I wonder who helped it come up with that!  LOL

KC
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Chris_ on March 30, 2009, 06:07:46 PM
Half the people who post on DeludedUnderground.com are "trolls".  In fact, the trolls may outnumber the mentally ill who post there seriously and on purpose.

I know some poster who have been taking DU for a ride for years.  Some of them have pretty good "sanedar" and can tell who is there for the same reason.  

DU is a joke.  

Even if two-thirds of the DUers were moles that still leaves a bunch of crazy condensed in one place.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Tantal on March 30, 2009, 06:16:53 PM
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Aviation Pro  (1000+ posts)        Mon Mar-30-09 06:06 PM
Original message
I've already said this once.... 
 Edited on Mon Mar-30-09 06:10 PM by Aviation Pro
...but it's worth saying again. If you're a troll, poser, Freep****, ******* or any combination thereof, we will ferret you out. You can try to hide behind "liberal" codewords, but in the end your "concern," your covert racism, and your just plain bug****ery will undo your stupid, puerile attempts to win points (remember, morans, it's a forum not a policy think tank).

Finally, learn to live with the following, President Barack Hussein Obama is the President of the United States and that means he's your President too, mother****ers
Methinks he protests too much. Lord Marblehead is probably data-mining his computer as we speak. 
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 30, 2009, 06:22:53 PM
Hmmmm...makes me wanna sign up just to see how long I can last there.

Don't forget to wear your rubbers...... :-)
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: asdf2231 on March 30, 2009, 08:39:05 PM
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intheflow  (1000+ posts)        Mon Mar-30-09 06:52 PM
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14. While I approve of this general message,
 this post sounds a lot like freepers calling me a Sore Loserman or a pinko-lefty-commie-mother****er. Do we have to beat down our opposition? Doesn't that just encourage them to retrench in their parents' basements, buying more ammo and masterbating to Rush ever more fervently? Does our lovely President Obama engage in this kind of divisive language and behavior? I'm just sayin'... we could prove we're better than them by not stooping to their name-calling level. jmo.



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Aviation Pro  (1000+ posts)        Mon Mar-30-09 06:55 PM
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17. For what they did to the country.... 
 ...not just in the last eight years, but the last 30 years they deserve a beat down of such gigantic proportions that it would lay claim to the beat down of history
Aviation Pro has tiny undersized Liberal Democrat man parts.  You can always tell by the missplaced agression.

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david13 (264 posts)      Mon Mar-30-09 07:13 PM
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24. Ditto. Oh, I mean, yeah are we just like them? Or are we
 different? And no, our president, of whom we are proud does not do that stuff.
And are the wackos really our enemies, or our fellow country men (and women) people, fellow country, hey, I mean were all from the same country.
We have to be proud also of our nation at this time for electing MR BARACK as the president for all of us, each and every one of us.
So the idea is compromise, congeniality, and tolerance, not combat confrontation.
 

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newtothegame  (764 posts)      Mon Mar-30-09 08:36 PM
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29. I've already said this once...
 This is a forum for discussion, not a place for friendless and miserable individuals to spend their day desperately search for trolls. You keep up your desperate search, we'll take care of discussion of the issues.
Oh SNAP!

Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Carl on March 30, 2009, 09:17:34 PM
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newtothegame  (764 posts)      Mon Mar-30-09 08:36 PM
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29. I've already said this once...
 This is a forum for discussion, not a place for friendless and miserable individuals to spend their day desperately search for trolls. You keep up your desperate search, we'll take care of discussion of the issues.

Just as long as complete and utter insanity rules the day. :lmao:
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: dandi on March 30, 2009, 09:18:25 PM
I've always found it odd in the extreme, the gusto with which they, the rank-and-file members, go after moles .

I mean, sure, it's their site and $kimmer can make whatever rules he wants, allowing whomever he wants on the site and kicking others off.

But they're not content to just let $kimmer and the mods do their job. No, they love to play Junior G-Man and start investigating posters who even hint of falling out of lockstep, sniffing through their posting history and Googling their screen names, announcing how they're "watching" certain posters and advertising it when they alert on someone, like it's some kind of badge of honor, in their insatiable quest for purer-than-thou brownie points. "Hey, look at me. I'm a good little Brownshirt!" It is at once laughable and pathetic.

How paranoid and/or unsure of your belief system do you have to be to react that hysterically to the slightest hint of an opposing point of view? Does anyone doubt for a second that in a totalitarian state these creeps would be the first to line up to be informers on their neighbors, to be toadies for the local Gestapo, turning in for the gallows anyone breathing a word of dissent?

What simpleminded, puerile fools.

Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 30, 2009, 09:18:58 PM
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your covert racism

The key here is DUmmies are overt racists.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 30, 2009, 09:45:02 PM
Hmmmm...makes me wanna sign up just to see how long I can last there.

I only lasted a few posts
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 31, 2009, 02:41:42 AM
Does your puppet have over 1000 posts yet?

I've had 2 or 3 identities there in the past. I don't think I've ever made it past 100 posts. It's difficult for me to pretend that I'm bat-shit crazy all the time. I eventually slip up and post something that is sane and immediately they know I'm not one of them.
No. I would tell you more, but i don't want to ID myself. But you're right. I have to check every response and run it through a stupid filter before I hit post. And every other post you need to misspell a word or two. 
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2009, 04:20:44 AM
I could never mole over there.  Too much stoopid in one place--some of it would get on me and infect me.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 31, 2009, 06:20:00 AM
I've always found it odd in the extreme, the gusto with which they, the rank-and-file members, go after moles .

It's an 'affirmation of the faith' thing, it makes them feel exclusive which of course is exactly the bent they all have - underneath all the egalitarain rhetoric, they all secretly (or not-so-secretive) think they are superior to the common man and should be placed in charge by a grateful proletariat.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Taxman on March 31, 2009, 06:42:33 AM
I have been for about five years.  I am not the most prolific poster.  I agree just enough to raise suspicion but every once in awhile I get into a minor scrap with an idiot.  Facts drive them crazy.  I am very surprised that I still have posting privileges.  The "hotties" in the lounge have a serious crush on me...I think I have a chance at scoring a date with UP soon.  :-) 
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 31, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
I have been for about five years.  I am not the most prolific poster.  I agree just enough to raise suspicion but every once in awhile I get into a minor scrap with an idiot.  Facts drive them crazy.  I am very surprised that I still have posting privileges.  The "hotties" in the lounge have a serious crush on me...I think I have a chance at scoring a date with UP soon.  :-) 

will you have to turn into a female cat first?
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: djones520 on March 31, 2009, 09:08:46 AM
I've danced the line over there a few times.  Like pointing out that allowing gays to openly serve would for an increase in the military budget.  That subthread eventually got deleted, because the dummies thought I was a freeper for pointing out reality, but I'm still kicking.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 31, 2009, 09:45:05 AM
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Aviation Pro  (1000+ posts)        Mon Mar-30-09 06:06 PM
Original message
I've already said this once....
 Edited on Mon Mar-30-09 06:10 PM by Aviation Pro
...but it's worth saying again. If you're a troll, poser, Freep****, asshole or any combination thereof, we will ferret you out. You can try to hide behind "liberal" codewords, but in the end your "concern," your covert racism, and your just plain bug****ery will undo your stupid, puerile attempts to win points (remember, morans, it's a forum not a policy think tank).

Finally, learn to live with the following, President Barack Hussein Obama is the President of the United States and that means he's your President too, mother****ers.


     Anyone else notice how often they start their posts with "Let's get one thing straight right now" or "I've said this before"? Sort of shows you how weak and ineffectual the bastards are in real life.

     And suppose you ferret me out, DUmbass. Then what? I'll just get another login, slap a Marx avatar on, and let the poking commence again. It's just the Internet, asshole. When you have a life, the Internet doesn't seem all that critical. Try it out sometime.

     Barack Hussein Obama is a stupid, clueless, inarticulate, elitist, stammering, and overwhelmed poser who's getting reamed by every leader in the world for his arrogance and utter lack of class. If he's my President, then my President is so *******ed stupid and classless that he gives 25 Region 1 DVDs to our greatest ally, who can't play them in Europe.  He's so pigheaded and provincial that he gives a toy button to a leader that makes clear his incompetence with their language. He's such a wannabe celebrity diva that he brings a 500-person entourage to Europe, when just a couple will do. My President is so insecure that his wife needs to appear on the cover of every glossy magazine in order to feel good about herself. My President let Kentucky and Tennessee suffer through an ice storm while he turned up the White House thermostat like he's Lionel Fricking Barrymore in a wheelchair.

     My President is so unattuned to actual crises in the world that he text messaged dickheads George Clooney and Scarlet Johanson throughout the Presidential campaign. My President would rather sound good yet look like an idiot, as opposed to sounding human but refusing a teleprompter. My President is so afraid of actual questions that he circumvents journalists by having on "online Town Hall" where he secures the crucial White College Girl vote (maybe he should move Congress to Lake Havasu at Spring Break, huh? They'd vote YES by showing their tits). My President is so unable to concentrate on the actual world around him that he insists on having a Blackberry...probably so he can get important foreign policy tips from Barbra Streisand. My President is so unconcerned with the crumbling economy that he goes on Jay Leno to remind us how great he is.

     Oh, and DUmb****istanis? Barack Hussein Obama is YOUR President, too, and among his policies are (1) no legalized weed, (2) no single payer healthcare, (3) an utterly blank check to the financial services industry, and (4) no prosecution of any Bush Administration officials for "war crimes." Oh, and (5) he's threatening to bust the UAW like he's in some 1930's B-movie, and (6) he's lobbing missiles from drones and sending yet more soldiers to die in his War for Oil in Afghanistan. How's that working for you?
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Lord Undies on March 31, 2009, 09:51:27 AM

     Anyone else notice how often they start their posts with "Let's get one thing straight right now" or "I've said this before"? Sort of shows you how weak and ineffectual the bastards are in real life.

     And suppose you ferret me out, DUmbass. Then what? I'll just get another login, slap a Marx avatar on, and let the poking commence again. It's just the Internet, asshole. When you have a life, the Internet doesn't seem all that critical. Try it out sometime.

     Barack Hussein Obama is a stupid, clueless, inarticulate, elitist, stammering, and overwhelmed poser who's getting reamed by every leader in the world for his arrogance and utter lack of class. If he's my President, then my President is so *******ed stupid and classless that he gives 25 Region 1 DVDs to our greatest ally, who can't play them in Europe.  He's so pigheaded and provincial that he gives a toy button to a leader that makes clear his incompetence with their language. He's such a wannabe celebrity diva that he brings a 500-person entourage to Europe, when just a couple will do. My President is so insecure that his wife needs to appear on the cover of every glossy magazine in order to feel good about herself. My President let Kentucky and Tennessee suffer through an ice storm while he turned up the White House thermostat like he's Lionel Fricking Barrymore in a wheelchair.

     My President is so unattuned to actual crises in the world that he text messaged dickheads George Clooney and Scarlet Johanson throughout the Presidential campaign. My President would rather sound good yet look like an idiot, as opposed to sounding human but refusing a teleprompter. My President is so afraid of actual questions that he circumvents journalists by having on "online Town Hall" where he secures the crucial White College Girl vote (maybe he should move Congress to Lake Havasu at Spring Break, huh? They'd vote YES by showing their tits). My President is so unable to concentrate on the actual world around him that he insists on having a Blackberry...probably so he can get important foreign policy tips from Barbra Streisand. My President is so unconcerned with the crumbling economy that he goes on Jay Leno to remind us how great he is.

     Oh, and DUmb****istanis? Barack Hussein Obama is YOUR President, too, and among his policies are (1) no legalized weed, (2) no single payer healthcare, (3) an utterly blank check to the financial services industry, and (4) no prosecution of any Bush Administration officials for "war crimes." Oh, and (5) he's threatening to bust the UAW like he's in some 1930's B-movie, and (6) he's lobbing missiles from drones and sending yet more soldiers to die in his War for Oil in Afghanistan. How's that working for you?

I like you.   :-)
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: dutch508 on March 31, 2009, 09:52:42 AM
I like you.   :-)


you big ghey bastard!
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Lord Undies on March 31, 2009, 09:59:35 AM

you big ghey bastard!

Put me in the Army!   :catfight:
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 31, 2009, 10:21:02 AM

     Anyone else notice how often they start their posts with "Let's get one thing straight right now" or "I've said this before"? Sort of shows you how weak and ineffectual the bastards are in real life.

     And suppose you ferret me out, DUmbass. Then what? I'll just get another login, slap a Marx avatar on, and let the poking commence again. It's just the Internet, *******. When you have a life, the Internet doesn't seem all that critical. Try it out sometime.

     Barack Hussein Obama is a stupid, clueless, inarticulate, elitist, stammering, and overwhelmed poser who's getting reamed by every leader in the world for his arrogance and utter lack of class. If he's my President, then my President is so *******ed stupid and classless that he gives 25 Region 1 DVDs to our greatest ally, who can't play them in Europe.  He's so pigheaded and provincial that he gives a toy button to a leader that makes clear his incompetence with their language. He's such a wannabe celebrity diva that he brings a 500-person entourage to Europe, when just a couple will do. My President is so insecure that his wife needs to appear on the cover of every glossy magazine in order to feel good about herself. My President let Kentucky and Tennessee suffer through an ice storm while he turned up the White House thermostat like he's Lionel Fricking Barrymore in a wheelchair.

     My President is so unattuned to actual crises in the world that he text messaged dickheads George Clooney and Scarlet Johanson throughout the Presidential campaign. My President would rather sound good yet look like an idiot, as opposed to sounding human but refusing a teleprompter. My President is so afraid of actual questions that he circumvents journalists by having on "online Town Hall" where he secures the crucial White College Girl vote (maybe he should move Congress to Lake Havasu at Spring Break, huh? They'd vote YES by showing their tits). My President is so unable to concentrate on the actual world around him that he insists on having a Blackberry...probably so he can get important foreign policy tips from Barbra Streisand. My President is so unconcerned with the crumbling economy that he goes on Jay Leno to remind us how great he is.

     Oh, and DUmb****istanis? Barack Hussein Obama is YOUR President, too, and among his policies are (1) no legalized weed, (2) no single payer healthcare, (3) an utterly blank check to the financial services industry, and (4) no prosecution of any Bush Administration officials for "war crimes." Oh, and (5) he's threatening to bust the UAW like he's in some 1930's B-movie, and (6) he's lobbing missiles from drones and sending yet more soldiers to die in his War for Oil in Afghanistan. How's that working for you?


but do you have an opinion?? h5
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Taxman on March 31, 2009, 10:37:09 AM
will you have to turn into a female cat first?

Already in process.  I had my tiger stripes tattooed on yesterday. Turned a certain appendage into a rather long tail.   :-)
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Karin on March 31, 2009, 12:59:54 PM
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at this time for electing MR BARACK as the

Who is Mr. Barack?  This sounds plantation-like, like "Miz Scawlett." 

I like BannedfromDU, too.  Quite a piece.  H5.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 31, 2009, 01:18:31 PM
I like BannedfromDU.....  Quite a piece.

well, thats just sexual harassment
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Texacon on March 31, 2009, 01:52:14 PM

     Anyone else notice how often they start their posts with "Let's get one thing straight right now" or "I've said this before"? Sort of shows you how weak and ineffectual the bastards are in real life.

     And suppose you ferret me out, DUmbass. Then what? I'll just get another login, slap a Marx avatar on, and let the poking commence again. It's just the Internet, asshole. When you have a life, the Internet doesn't seem all that critical. Try it out sometime.

     Barack Hussein Obama is a stupid, clueless, inarticulate, elitist, stammering, and overwhelmed poser who's getting reamed by every leader in the world for his arrogance and utter lack of class. If he's my President, then my President is so *******ed stupid and classless that he gives 25 Region 1 DVDs to our greatest ally, who can't play them in Europe.  He's so pigheaded and provincial that he gives a toy button to a leader that makes clear his incompetence with their language. He's such a wannabe celebrity diva that he brings a 500-person entourage to Europe, when just a couple will do. My President is so insecure that his wife needs to appear on the cover of every glossy magazine in order to feel good about herself. My President let Kentucky and Tennessee suffer through an ice storm while he turned up the White House thermostat like he's Lionel Fricking Barrymore in a wheelchair.

     My President is so unattuned to actual crises in the world that he text messaged dickheads George Clooney and Scarlet Johanson throughout the Presidential campaign. My President would rather sound good yet look like an idiot, as opposed to sounding human but refusing a teleprompter. My President is so afraid of actual questions that he circumvents journalists by having on "online Town Hall" where he secures the crucial White College Girl vote (maybe he should move Congress to Lake Havasu at Spring Break, huh? They'd vote YES by showing their tits). My President is so unable to concentrate on the actual world around him that he insists on having a Blackberry...probably so he can get important foreign policy tips from Barbra Streisand. My President is so unconcerned with the crumbling economy that he goes on Jay Leno to remind us how great he is.

     Oh, and DUmb****istanis? Barack Hussein Obama is YOUR President, too, and among his policies are (1) no legalized weed, (2) no single payer healthcare, (3) an utterly blank check to the financial services industry, and (4) no prosecution of any Bush Administration officials for "war crimes." Oh, and (5) he's threatening to bust the UAW like he's in some 1930's B-movie, and (6) he's lobbing missiles from drones and sending yet more soldiers to die in his War for Oil in Afghanistan. How's that working for you?

LOL.  You have a MOLE?!  Really?!  I don't know how you can keep this stuff under wraps. 

^5.  You should seek out Hollyweird.  You HAVE to be one hell of an actor.

Your UP aren't you.  Fess up.

KC
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 31, 2009, 05:45:02 PM
BFDU, I've got to echo the sentiment here--H5!  I couldn't have said it better myself.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 31, 2009, 07:30:40 PM
LOL.  You have a MOLE?!  Really?!  I don't know how you can keep this stuff under wraps. 

^5.  You should seek out Hollyweird.  You HAVE to be one hell of an actor.

Your UP aren't you.  Fess up.

KC


Yes, I do have a mole, and MANY MANY times I've stopped myself from posting anything that would out me. I have well over 1000 posts and I'm sure I'm on a lot of ignore lists. It takes serious patience.
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: thundley4 on March 31, 2009, 07:33:04 PM

Yes, I do have a mole, and MANY MANY times I've stopped myself from posting anything that would out me. I have well over 1000 posts and I'm sure I'm on a lot of ignore lists. It takes serious patience.

I registered over there with one name that lasted less than 10 posts.  :-)
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: DixieBelle on March 31, 2009, 08:46:37 PM
bannedfromDU = you rock :-)
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 31, 2009, 09:44:05 PM
bannedfromDU = you rock :-)


Aw shux.  :-)
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Texacon on April 01, 2009, 02:50:27 PM

Yes, I do have a mole, and MANY MANY times I've stopped myself from posting anything that would out me. I have well over 1000 posts and I'm sure I'm on a lot of ignore lists. It takes serious patience.

That is hilarious.  I don't have the patience for it.  I had a mole there but .... it didn't take me long to get banned. 

KC
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: diesel driver on April 01, 2009, 02:56:47 PM
I registered over there with one name that lasted less than 10 posts.  :-)

I think I lasted 3....

That was over 12 years ago, and I haven't been back. 

It took me that long to decontaminate myself and my computer and recover my lost intelligence....
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: Ree on April 01, 2009, 03:00:54 PM
I only lasted a few posts
Don't feel to bad...I got every IP from my college banned at the DUmp....
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: diesel driver on April 01, 2009, 03:15:30 PM
Already in process.  I had my tiger stripes tattooed on yesterday. Turned a certain appendage into a rather long tail.   :-)

So I take it you have to walk backwards....   :uhsure:
Title: Re: I've already said this once....
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 01, 2009, 04:44:04 PM
So I take it you have to walk backwards....   :uhsure:

With his head up his ass . . .  :innocent:

Sorry.  I had to!