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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 25, 2009, 08:11:02 PM
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Name shame causes Cock shrinkage but Wang is on the rise
Valentine Low | March 25, 2009
Article from: Times Online/The Australian EXCERPT: (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25239454-2703,00.html)
THEY are some of the oldest British surnames, passed down from generation to generation for hundreds of years. But over the past century or so, they have gone into a catastrophic decline.
Is it migration? Death? Disease? Some socio-demographic calamity that has befallen these families? Perhaps not. A list of the names reveals that their fall in popularity may have a more prosaic cause.
Cock, Daft, Death, Smellie, not to mention Gotobed, Shufflebottom and Jelly: they are all surnames that would have caused their owners considerable embarrassment over the years. A new analysis of British surnames reveals how names with rude overtones have seen the sharpest decline over the past 120 years as their owners have changed them to something more innocuous.
A comparison of the 2008 population - using data from a variety of sources - with the first census in 1881 shows that the number of Cocks has shrunk by 75 per cent, while the number of people called Balls or Daft has fallen by more than 50 per cent.
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I really wonder about the origins of those last names! How on earth do you get a name like Shufflebottom?
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Funny, but not Breaking News. :p
I have yet to meet anyone with the hyphenated name Cock-Knocker. Pity the poor soul that winds up with that unfortunate surname.
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I have yet to meet anyone with the hyphenated name Cock-Knocker. Pity the poor soul that winds up with that unfortunate surname.
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:2muchgay:
That critter has Cock-Knocker written all over him.