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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 07:45:19 PM

Title: Headline of the day!
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 07:45:19 PM
See for yourself (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.33f98480869b474b6d10cafcf0b1de64.7c1&show_article=1)
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: Chris on March 24, 2009, 07:48:33 PM
I prefer to donate mine the old-fashioned way. :p
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: Tantal on March 24, 2009, 10:44:57 PM
Hells Bells! If you can't pony up an extra $200 for some decent baby batter, you probably can't afford to have kids anyway.
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 24, 2009, 10:49:41 PM
See for yourself (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.33f98480869b474b6d10cafcf0b1de64.7c1&show_article=1)

the deal is on redneck and inner-city donors who don't have jobs besides selling blood and sperm
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 25, 2009, 12:36:12 PM
GOOD GRIEF! What are these "Donors" doing, making jerking the turkey an occupation?

"These are Donors who can stop by several times a week". So all these guys do for a job is stop by the local 'milk a worm' bank?

I am so totally in the wrong business!  :banghead:
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 25, 2009, 03:44:58 PM
GOOD GRIEF! What are these "Donors" doing, making jerking the turkey an occupation?

"These are Donors who can stop by several times a week". So all these guys do for a job is stop by the local 'milk a worm' bank?

I am so totally in the wrong business!  :banghead:

Just 15 minutes a week!!
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: Tantal on March 26, 2009, 07:47:31 PM
I am so totally in the wrong business!  :banghead:
Reminds me of Nick DiPaulo. He claimed that a woman gets up to $5,000 for allowing her eggs to be harvested, while men only get $50 a shot for sperm donations. He then went on to say that he had a towel at home worth $250,000.....it's propped-up against the wall in the bedroom.
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2009, 12:13:00 PM
DAMN!.....I left my first million $$$ in the hay loft.
Title: Re: Headline of the day!
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 30, 2009, 01:55:35 PM
DAMN!.....I left my first million $$$ in the hay loft.



Yeah, about that, there's a pissed off bull outside looking for you.