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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: LC EFA on March 24, 2009, 05:42:32 PM
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I thought the Chemtrail kooks had quietly vanished into the bottomless pit of stupid.
jberryhill (1000+ posts) Sat Dec-06-08 12:57 AM
Original message
Will Barack Obama Stop The Chemtrail Program?
Join us in Washington to Pray Against Chemtrails:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=125x229257
Turns out I was wrong.
Forgotten helper (1 posts) Sun Mar-08-09 06:29 AM
Response to Reply #2
20. Whos the one in charge of a few aspects really?
Edited on Sun Mar-08-09 06:34 AM by Forgotten helper
Dear Sirs and Misses!
I posted on here once before but revealed a bit too much and so deleted my posts. It is not innaccurate to say that I am responsible for the appearance and continuance of the sylphs. However it would seem maniacal or egotistical to make such claims and evidently if I were to proe such things it would merely place me in jeapoardy or the people around me so it appears im alone on this on. That looks like the nature of the game. I accept that. The secrecy aspects ect. One world needs one thing and another persons world has needs to not be interfered with in some ways and so my work and the sylphs work and the work of heaven and earth is left anonymous. Pehaps its an ancient tradition.
I need to get out of the matrix. If any one can help me to get to europe please grab me up a ticket and either reply to this posting or email me by sending an email to ken to forward to me. Perhaps I am on my own in all this...
Well anyways the world kind of pissed me off recently (mainly america but also humanity in general) after all i did for it... and so im going to trash alot of the states with hurricanes... Ill be working on the whole tornado thing to trash everything also but that takes other secret formulas so dont count on them as much... I dont feel all bad about it... i mean, Peoples souls can learn from stuff getting trashed so its not that bad. but if your living in hurricane areas its gonna be a bit windy so sell your house or something... If I cant get out of this hempisphere im melting the north pole next summer probably... problem with melting the pole is it trashes the environment for the penguins and caribou and also trashes some cool areas in europe and elsewhere that dont deserver to be trashed. Im hoping to mainly trash america but hey a little mayhe never hurt right to spice things up. People and humanity in general seems to think that they can just do whatever they want and theres no consequences...
Well anyways im in Florida and am headed north soon. once im north in like a month and out of the way of hurricane areas, i'll start sending them one after another... so itll break records an all that... and Ive discovered how to amplify them a bit and all that jazz so there really gonna suck!!
I know some of you out there in the matrix try to help me and all but you all fall asleep any ways like with christ in the garden when he asks you to stay up and be real with him you all fall asleep if shit gets to real as to whats going on so I cant be in that level with you in normal life and have to pretend that im a normal human with no superhero dork stuff going on haha...
Anyways its all good. I just need a plane ticket out of here but ive got some ways to sell art and all that sincec the economy is tanked and I cant land any construction house building work lately so ill probly make the money myself. Just know people in the matrix are like two inches tall anyways and are not in reality in th faintest.
Cheers
The forgotten fool :)
Keywords for article: Chemtrail Reduction; less chemtrails lately; not as many chemtrails; sylphs
PS you guys came up with the sylphs name.. not me :}
I always just called them clouds
I cant even spell sylphs and im the one who makes them duh so you guys should come up with a new name sometime i guess who know...
end comminication .
Either this is very good satire - or this person is totally wasted.
Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Dec-07-08 10:43 AM
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12. Probably not--Presidents are temp workers, compared to the power structure
Edited on Sun Dec-07-08 10:44 AM by lulu in NC
made by the military-industrial complex, which has been rolling along for decades.
defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Thu Mar-19-09 11:42 PM
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22. There's Senate legislation on them -- a few years back . . .
supposedly "weather modification" but they didn't identify chemicals which
are a great concern.
Still very heavy in my area --
All of this started more than a decade ago -- Kucinich was big on following it --
and was international.
A few years ago they seem to have given it out to private sources ---
These chemtrail threads are great for bringing out the real crackpots and Kucinich supporters.
defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-24-09 01:19 AM
Response to Reply #26
31. For anyone interested . . . I can't provide the link simply because I no longer have it . . .
Edited on Tue Mar-24-09 01:30 AM by defendandprotect
even when I had it, it was a difficult reference number to connect with.
It's unlike the usual numbers -- and has add-on to the end of the number.
Again . . . if you're interested, ask your Senator about it --
Kucinich worked on this in the very early stages trying to find out what the
chemicals being used were. I think he considers his work on this done now .
And, this is international -- been going on at least ten years.
Presumably now it has been turned over to private interests -- but I don't think
they confirmed that one way or another, either.
I was at the shore the other day - Saturday -- and there was a clear blue sky.
Coming home, stopping in Colts Neck, they had pretty much covered the sky with
Chemtrails which were expanding across the sky, wiping out the blue.
Coming home to central NJ, I found my hometown and neighboring town covered with
chemtrails -- and they were still going at it past 6pm.
Entire sky turned milky white by chemtrails.
They're called called clouds you simpleton.
SDuderstadt (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-24-09 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #31
34. I'm just curious....
how would you tell a "chemtrail" from a contrail?
defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue Mar-24-09 03:31 PM
Response to Reply #34
38. First, you look up at the sky . . .
Edited on Tue Mar-24-09 03:31 PM by defendandprotect
then you notice that the sky is blue --
You also notice a group of planes working together making large white trails along the
sky -- sometimes crosshatching, but no longer a frequent method -- and spewing out
long white trail of dots or small squares which expand by length and width into
cloudlike formations. Working much of the day, they generally manage to cover the
entire sky as these formations continue to expand.
Looks like the estimated budget in 2005 was at least $10,000,000 per year!
Don't lose the link to the legislation, you may need a reminder again!!!
Correction - First you go and get that sheet of acid, and a big bag of those "special" mushrooms and have yourself a bit of a feed.
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good god.
Art Bell's fault
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The chemtrail program will expand over the next 2 years. It was placed in the Porkulus package when the dims weren't looking.
:rotf:
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I don't think Rove re-set the password on the VWRC weather machine. Sorry DUmmies!
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:thatsright:
Yet they wonder why they are considered batshit effen crazy?
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:thatsright:
Yet they wonder why they are considered batshit effen crazy?
that stoopid is eye deep and I'm 6'2"
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
[youtube=425,350]sXiAivAh6WM[/youtube]
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:lmao: Sounds like a classy lady.
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
[youtube=425,350]sXiAivAh6WM[/youtube]
I don`t know on that one,if you haven`t and think you can stand it,take a stroll through the 9/11 dungeon at the DUmp.
That is a whole new level of messed up insane. :mental:
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
[youtube=425,350]sXiAivAh6WM[/youtube]
:lmao: :rotf:
I wonder if that DefendAndProtect, Joanne98, or SeemsLikeADream on that video?
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
LOL! I hope no one has told her that water particles cause rainbows, that right there is seriously funny!
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Correction - First you go and get that sheet of acid, stick your head in a big bag of those "special" mushrooms, tie it off at the neck, and have yourself a bit of a feed.
I just HAD to "fix" that.
Ok lurking DUmmies......................................YOU ARE ALL FU*KING CRAZY. :mental:
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
[youtube=425,350]sXiAivAh6WM[/youtube]
Seriously, there can not be people that stupid out there, can there?
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Sadly............yes. :thatsright:
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Seriously, there can not be people that stupid out there, can there?
We're talking about them, aren't we? "Chemtrails" or rainbows near the ground: it's all 3rd grade science.
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Seriously, there can not be people that stupid out there, can there?
Well, look who they elected. :fuelfire:
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Please, please for all that is good and holy in this world tell me this is all made up, some sort of bizarre non-funny parody???? I know those people are nuts, but this is a whole new level. Clouds, Chemtrails and Rainbows. Oh My! I have a cold and almost choked up a lung laughing at those posts and that vid clip. I just want their addresses, so I know where to avoid. Forever. :o
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Please, please for all that is good and holy in this world tell me this is all made up, some sort of bizarre non-funny parody???? I know those people are nuts, but this is a whole new level. Clouds, Chemtrails and Rainbows. Oh My! I have a cold and almost choked up a lung laughing at those posts and that vid clip. I just want their addresses, so I know where to avoid. Forever. :o
No, and No. This is Serious Business.
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Forgotten helper (1 posts) Sun Mar-08-09 06:29 AM
Ya know damn well this is TiT. :lmao: :-)
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
[youtube=425,350]sXiAivAh6WM[/youtube]
That makes me laugh every time I see it. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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good god.
Art Bell's fault
Without Art Bell, explaining the DUmmies would be a greater challenge to us all. :-)
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
[youtube=425,350]sXiAivAh6WM[/youtube]
The problem here is what you do not see - piled high BEHIND the DUmmie's camera: A mountain of MD 20/20 and Nightrain bottles and half a dozen worn out bongs.
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I am thoroughly speechless that this is real. I shouldn't be, I know, I read all I could find of the troofer stuff on 9/11, but dear heavens, do they really think that there's something in the water making rainbows? And this Chemtrail business, I take it this is long standing, but I swear I've never heard of it. Can someone point me in the best direction to get a feel for how this crazy stuff got started?
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---> http://www.coasttocoastam.com/art/about.html :-)
This is one of the few useful purposes for Wikipedia... a topic so stupid that it doesn't matter if any of the "sources" are legitimate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory
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It doesn't get any kookier than the chemtrail business. Dominionism, 9/11 Truth, New World Order, etc. all take at least some brains to come up with and follow. The chemtrail nonsense is as stupid as this:
[youtube=425,350]sXiAivAh6WM[/youtube]
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
That is as silly as the chicken wire experiment!
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I am thoroughly speechless that this is real. I shouldn't be, I know, I read all I could find of the troofer stuff on 9/11, but dear heavens, do they really think that there's something in the water making rainbows? And this Chemtrail business, I take it this is long standing, but I swear I've never heard of it. Can someone point me in the best direction to get a feel for how this crazy stuff got started?
Art Bell (and others), magic mushrooms, copious quantities of pharmaceuticals (both legal and otherwise), being dropped on ones head as a child (repeatedly), parents doing drugs whilst en uteri, too much idle time (no job), and this :hammer:
BTW, don't forget about the black helicopters....
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Hoookay, this little story was invented by that kook, Art Bell, and conflated by that super-idiotic alien Dennis Kuchinich? I get it now! So supposedly, contrails, a perfectly normal occurance, that I loved seeing as a child, are supposedly these dangerous chemical cocktails that the government is pumping out there for us all the suck into our lungs, daily, and it's DOUBLE PLUS TOP SECRET. Well, now how does one argue with logic like that?? :mental:
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Hoookay, this little story was invented by that kook, Art Bell, and conflated by that super-idiotic alien Dennis Kuchinich? I get it now! So supposedly, contrails, a perfectly normal occurance, that I loved seeing as a child, are supposedly these dangerous chemical cocktails that the government is pumping out there for us all the suck into our lungs, daily, and it's DOUBLE PLUS TOP SECRET. Well, now how does one argue with logic like that?? :mental:
Kinda like "double secret probation," if you asked me . . .
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No, and No. This is Serious Series Business.
Fixed.
BS'ed for failing to use proper moonbat spelling syntax. :cheersmate:
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Tell the DUmmies that Obama has ordered that all chemtrails be sprayed at night......I have a couple of WW2 searchlights I need to sell.