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Title: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 11:41:07 AM
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Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him

FAIRFIELD, Conn. —  A Connecticut woman attempting to reconcile with her husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms, police said.

Helen Sun, 37, told police she wanted to have a conversation with her husband Robert Drawbough without him leaving. They said she changed the locks on their bedroom and handcuffed herself to Drawbough while he was sleeping Monday.

Drawbough used a cell phone to call police. Officers heard his screams when they arrived at the couple's Fairfield home. He was treated at a hospital.

Police charged Sun with third-degree assault, disorderly conduct, reckless endangerment and unlawful restraint. She was due in court on Tuesday.

She just wanted a captive audience.   :-)

LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510321,00.html)
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 24, 2009, 12:14:22 PM
I say, that's pretty close to really being the old "ball and chain".
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 12:18:55 PM
I say, that's pretty close to really being the old "ball and chain".
I dont' think that's where she used them.
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: Eupher on March 24, 2009, 12:21:55 PM
The biting humor on this thread is simply gnawing at the essence of the issue. She's needy and he's sleepy.
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: dutch508 on March 24, 2009, 12:24:31 PM
foreplay
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 12:26:30 PM
The biting humor on this thread is simply gnawing at the essence of the issue. She's needy and he's sleepy.
Where's Snow White?   :-)
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: Eupher on March 24, 2009, 12:27:01 PM
Where's Snow White?


She's having a threesome with Doc and Grumpy.
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 12:34:30 PM
She's having a threesome with Doc and Grumpy.
...or in the WH with Dopey.   :-)
Title: Re: Cops: Woman Handcuffs Self to Husband, Bites Him
Post by: Tantal on March 24, 2009, 10:10:28 PM
I heard the 911 call. He was whining and screaming like a little bitch every time she bit him. I hate to throw chivalry out the window, but after about the second bite, I woulda used my non-cuffed hand to punch her in the melon..... just sayin'.