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Title: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 11:35:00 AM
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Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts

An Orange County, Calif. woman is accused of stealing a pair of new breasts and then going on the lam.

Yvonne Pampellonne, 30, allegedly used a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implant exchange, according to the Huntington Beach Police Department.

The Laguna Niguel woman is accused of opening a line of credit in someone else's name in September 2008, having the procedures and then never showing up for any follow-up appointments.

Employees at the Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery were able to identify Pampellonne as a suspect in this case after viewing a photograph line-up, police said.

She has been charged with commercial burglary, grand theft and identity theft.

Police said the total loss is valued at more than $12,000.

LINK (http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Woman-Allegedly-Steals-New-Breasts.html)

Has anyone ever stolen used ones?   :thatsright:

Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:40:03 AM
Only in Orange County.   :lmao:

I am also wondering about the used ones..... :o
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 11:42:29 AM
Only in Orange County.   :lmao:

I am also wondering about the used ones..... :o
Maybe she could sell 'em at a pron pawn shop.   :-)
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:47:38 AM
Maybe she could sell 'em at a pron pawn shop.   :-)

 :lmao:

She could run a deal - 2 for the price of 1.

Do you think she could gain support for such a cause?  After all, it is a needed commodity in Southern California...and Californians love to recycle.
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 11:49:31 AM
:lmao:

She could run a deal - 2 for the price of 1.

Do you think she could gain support for such a cause?  After all, it is a needed commodity in Southern California...and Californians love to recycle.
Maybe she could call it a "half off" sale.   :naughty:
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:52:40 AM
Maybe she could call it a "half off" sale.   :naughty:

Now with 33% less filler!   :-)
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 11:53:33 AM
Now with 33% less filler!   :-)

Boob LiteTM  ?
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Tess on March 24, 2009, 11:56:00 AM
Boob LiteTM  ?

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

H5!  OMG!  I need my own office.  I am laughing SO HARD right now!!
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 11:59:31 AM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

H5!  OMG!  I need my own office.  I am laughing SO HARD right now!!
Glad to oblige.  Keeping everyone abreast of this situation.   :-)
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Eupher on March 24, 2009, 04:10:05 PM
Glad to oblige.  Keeping everyone abreast of this situation.   :-)

It's a good thing the arrest nipped her in the bud. You never know when somebody can rip off a dear part of the anatomy.

I'll bet the perp is drooping with embarrassment.
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 05:03:06 PM
It's a good thing the arrest nipped her in the bud. You never know when somebody can rip off a dear part of the anatomy.

I'll bet the perp is drooping with embarrassment.
I would imagine that interest in this sort of article will sag over time.
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: jinxmchue on March 24, 2009, 10:58:23 PM
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Employees at the Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery were able to identify Pampellonne as a suspect in this case after viewing a photograph line-up, police said.

Photos were, of course, taken from the neck down.
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Chris on March 24, 2009, 11:00:46 PM
Photos were, of course, taken from the neck down.
:rofl:
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 25, 2009, 12:04:12 AM
I am just wondering how they got them into the evidence room
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Tess on March 25, 2009, 08:12:13 AM
I am just wondering how they got them into the evidence room

Now you have me wondering about how they would be tagged as evidence as well.  oh my. 
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 25, 2009, 12:09:16 PM
Now you have me wondering about how they would be tagged as evidence as well.  oh my. 


Just tie the tag to the ring in the ni......never mind.
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: NHSparky on March 25, 2009, 12:47:17 PM
Is that an Adam's apple I see there?

(http://media.nbclosangeles.com/images/600*339/Yvonne+Pampellonne+16x91.jpg)
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 25, 2009, 03:44:00 PM
Is that an Adam's apple I see there?

(http://media.nbclosangeles.com/images/600*339/Yvonne+Pampellonne+16x91.jpg)

are we sure thats a woman?? was she born a woman??
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Eupher on March 25, 2009, 03:47:37 PM
are we sure thats a woman?? was she born a woman??

yeah, that's a pretty stout neck there and that squared-off jaw would give Tom Selleck a run for his money. I'd say non-op tranny wannabe.
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Mr Mannn on March 25, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
Think she'll be upfront about this and confess?
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 25, 2009, 10:35:35 PM
Think she'll be upfront about this and confess?

she or he has a lot to get off their chest I would think.
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 26, 2009, 07:49:49 AM
she or he has a lot to get off their chest I would think.




What needs to be off is located a little lower, I'd say. 
Title: Re: Woman Allegedly Steals Brand New Breasts
Post by: Tess on March 26, 2009, 10:36:41 AM
are we sure thats a woman?? was she born a woman??

I'm willing to bet "she" has manhands.