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Title: Chicken Run in local high school
Post by: jtyangel on February 13, 2008, 08:25:20 AM
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/02/11/national/a133912S75.DTL

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(02-11) 20:10 PST PHILADELPHIA (AP) --

Monday mornings are hard enough. Imagine finding 50 chickens running loose in your high school. Workers arriving about 5:30 a.m. to open Northeast High School in Philadelphia found dozens of hens and roosters wandering around the hallways. The birds were apparently brought to the school sometime over the weekend, said school district spokesman Fernando Gallard.

"We don't know where the chickens came from or who they belong to," Gallard said. "I'm pretty sure there is a very upset poultry farmer somewhere who wants them back."

The floors were covered with droppings and chicken feed. Most of the school's 3,600 students were sent home for the day because the school required extensive cleanup, he said.

A farmer was called to round up the birds and bring them to Fox Chase Farm, the district's agricultural school, Gallard said.

Police are checking surveillance tapes to see if they can determine the perpetrator of the fowl prank. The culprit will have to pay a hefty fine, said Gallard.

"It's not going to be chicken scratch," he said.

This sounds half cocked.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Chicken Run in local high school
Post by: NHSparky on February 13, 2008, 08:34:13 AM
What a chickenshit thing to do.
Title: Re: Chicken Run in local high school
Post by: Splashdown on February 13, 2008, 08:47:08 AM
School officials cried fowl.  :hammer:
Title: Re: Chicken Run in local high school
Post by: jtyangel on February 13, 2008, 09:07:15 AM
i can't even come up with a reply worthy...those are good.
Title: Re: Chicken Run in local high school
Post by: Happy Fun Ball on February 13, 2008, 09:27:49 AM
What a chickenshit thing to do.
Yeah, probably someone from a rival school who was giving them the bird.
Title: Re: Chicken Run in local high school
Post by: DaSaintFan on February 13, 2008, 10:11:44 AM
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We don't know where the chickens came from or who they belong to," Gallard said. "I'm pretty sure there is a very upset poultry farmer somewhere who wants them back."

probably getting hen-pecked by his wife about this...