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Title: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: bijou on March 23, 2009, 12:41:43 PM
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A wronged wife has taken revenge on her cheating husband by biting off his private parts.

Katya Kharitovonova has been jailed for two years for the attack on husband Mikhail after waking up to find him and her best friend half-naked.

She also lashed out at Lisa Dmitriyeva, smashing her over the head with a floor lamp.



Liza, 33, had earlier been invited to a meal at the couple's home in Russia, before they all sat down to watch The War Of The Worlds.

Katya, 36, fell asleep, allowing 40-year-old Mikhail and Liza to fall into each other's arms.

Mikhail told a court near Moscow: "Liza started stroking my hair and legs, and then it went further."

Liza revealed: "I kissed Mikhail's lips. He didn't resist, and then I kissed him more."

When Katya awoke to discover oral sex going on, she furiously hit her love rival than bit her husband - though did then call an ambulance to take him to hospital.

Mikhail said: "I saw the blood spurting out of Liza's mouth and then felt a sharp pain. I don't remember what happened next, I was unconscious."

Doctors were eventually able to stitch him back together.
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Cheated_wife_chews_off_mans_manhood&in_article_id=592401&in_page_id=64)
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: dutch508 on March 23, 2009, 12:46:01 PM
Quote from: bijou on March 23, 2009, 12:41:43 PM
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Cheated_wife_chews_off_mans_manhood&in_article_id=592401&in_page_id=64)


OOoo...that's gonna leave a mark.
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: Chris_ on March 23, 2009, 12:51:58 PM
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Doctors were eventually able to stitch him back together.

I guess we know whether she spits or swallows, now don't we. :popcorn:
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 23, 2009, 01:35:23 PM
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 23, 2009, 12:51:58 PM
I guess we know whether she spits or swallows, now don't we. :popcorn:

 :lmao: :lmao:

Ding ding ding, we have a winner
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: Texacon on March 23, 2009, 02:25:13 PM
Wonder if this dude will start making porn like Bobbett?  You know ... the uncut version?

KC
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 23, 2009, 02:54:37 PM
*Note to self*


Do NOT cheat on Russian mail order bride when she arrives.
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 23, 2009, 03:14:57 PM
Man, this story just bites.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: Texacon on March 23, 2009, 03:50:51 PM
Quote from: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 23, 2009, 03:14:57 PM
Man, this story just bites.

 :whatever:

Boy, you said a mouthful.

 :uhsure:

KC
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: bijou on March 23, 2009, 03:54:00 PM
Quote from: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on March 23, 2009, 03:14:57 PM
Man, this story just bites.

 :whatever:
It's the sort of story a journalist can really get his teeth into.
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: Eupher on March 23, 2009, 03:54:47 PM
We oughta have this all sewed up about now.
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: dutch508 on March 23, 2009, 04:10:23 PM
Quote from: Eupher on March 23, 2009, 03:54:47 PM
We oughta have this all sewed up about now.

I find the husband's story hard to swallow...
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: Wayne on March 23, 2009, 06:47:29 PM
should be a longer thread........
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: NHSparky on March 23, 2009, 06:52:01 PM
That definitely took balls to do.
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 24, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
"A stitch in time saves nine."........only if you have that much to start with.
Title: Re: Cheated wife chews off man's manhood
Post by: Chris_ on March 24, 2009, 07:42:47 AM
Hope the police aren't too hard on her.