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Title: Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'
Post by: RobJohnson on March 22, 2009, 07:21:29 PM

SAN FRANCISCO – The Clorox Company is offering a $5,000 reward and a year's supply of toilet cleaning products for tips leading to the arrest of San Francisco's notorious portable potty pyromaniac.

The Oakland-based chemical company deployed a "potty patrol" team in the city Friday to make residents aware of its offer marrying marketing and community service.

Since November, more than two dozen construction site toilets have been set on fire in the city, causing an estimated $50,000 in property damage and leaving a trail of foul-smelling evidence.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090321/ap_on_fe_st/odd_toilet_torcher_reward

Title: Re: Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'
Post by: Chris_ on March 22, 2009, 07:29:55 PM

Meh. Let San Francisco burn. They can rebuild and start over.

Title: Re: Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'
Post by: NHSparky on March 22, 2009, 07:34:14 PM

Meh--nuke it from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.

Title: Re: Clorox offers $5K to wipe out SF 'toilet torcher'
Post by: RobJohnson on March 22, 2009, 07:44:03 PM

Quote from: jendf on March 22, 2009, 07:29:55 PM

Meh. Let San Francisco burn. They can rebuild and start over.

 :-)