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Title: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: Chris_ on March 20, 2009, 05:42:18 PM
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Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone

A 14-year-old Saginaw boy has been charged with strong-arm robbery and assault in juvenile court after he pushed a woman and broke her cell phone while taking a walk naked with a large white poodle in Hart Township Monday, police say.

Lt. Craig Mast of the Oceana County Sheriff’s Office said a 14-year-old youth walked away from a youth behavioral treatment facility Monday morning, stripped down, and was with a “giant” white poodle when he approached a woman working in her yard just after 11:30 a.m. Monday in the area of Oceana Drive and Lake Road.

“The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar,” Mast said.  ::)

MORE (http://www.ludingtondailynews.com/news.php?story_id=43885)

Oddly enough, not in Florida.
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 21, 2009, 03:10:39 AM
 â€œgiant” white poodle .... that is so ghey.
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: Wayne on March 21, 2009, 07:23:01 AM
"and she immediately realized something peculiar,”



  I am impressed.....He must not have been very impressive....
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: Chris_ on March 21, 2009, 08:06:52 AM
Quote from: Wayne on March 21, 2009, 07:23:01 AM
"and she immediately realized something peculiar,”



  I am impressed.....He must not have been very impressive....
And this line is soooo wrong on soooo many levels:
"The young naked man approached her with this poodle..."
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: Wayne on March 21, 2009, 09:03:13 AM
in hand
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: YupItsMe on March 21, 2009, 01:56:29 PM
Quote from: Wayne on March 21, 2009, 07:23:01 AM
"and she immediately realized something peculiar,”



  I am impressed.....He must not have been very impressive....


Well, it is Michigan in March.  I imagine it's har.. uh, difficult for anybody to be impressive. 
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: Wayne on March 21, 2009, 03:34:55 PM
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff84/wayne66_01/FEB%202009/LOL_SM12.gif)
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: Black Swan on March 21, 2009, 04:25:19 PM
Quote from: YupItsMe on March 21, 2009, 01:56:29 PM

Well, it is Michigan in March.  I imagine it's har.. uh, difficult for anybody to be impressive. 

There are many things peculiar about Michigan.  Hamtramck and Dearborn and call to prayer 5 times a day for starters.  Then there is Conyers, Kwame and Levin. 
Title: Re: Police: Naked boy, 14, on walk with dog, pushes woman, breaks phone
Post by: Mike220 on March 21, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
Quote from: Black Swan on March 21, 2009, 04:25:19 PM
There are many things peculiar about Michigan.  Hamtramck and Dearborn and call to prayer 5 times a day for starters.  Then there is Conyers, Kwame and Levin. 

Kwame's moving to Texas. Apparently he got a job near Ft. Worth.