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Title: Mud-eating dog-impersonator arrested over drugs
Post by: bijou on March 17, 2009, 10:14:23 AM

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Police in Louisiana arrested a man last Thursday after he was seen eating mud on his hands and knees while growling like a dog.

The 32-year-old man, from Texas, was arrested in Mansfield, Louisiana after construction workers saw him acting like a dog, and a woman who was accompanying him said he had been walking around eating dog food.

While arresting the man, authorities say they found a bottle of PCP, half a pound of marijuana, and a quarter of an ounce of crack in the man's possession.

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link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Mud-eating_dog-impersonator_arrested_over_drugs&in_article_id=584878&in_page_id=2)

Unaccountably there is no Florida connection.  :-)

Title: Re: Mud-eating dog-impersonator arrested over drugs
Post by: Eupher on March 17, 2009, 10:58:21 AM

I hope the critter was up on his rabies shots. No mention of a collar or a dog tag. Was he microchipped? Calling his owners might be the humane thing to do.

Title: Re: Mud-eating dog-impersonator arrested over drugs
Post by: bijou on March 17, 2009, 11:06:18 AM

Quote from: Eupher on March 17, 2009, 10:58:21 AM

I hope the critter was up on his rabies shots. No mention of a collar or a dog tag. Was he microchipped? Calling his owners might be the humane thing to do.

If you were the owner and he escaped, would you really want him returned?  :rotf:

Title: Re: Mud-eating dog-impersonator arrested over drugs
Post by: Eupher on March 17, 2009, 11:08:29 AM

Quote from: bijou on March 17, 2009, 11:06:18 AM

If you were the owner and he escaped, would you really want him returned?  :rotf:

yes, if only to put him under observation. He might've been bitten by a rabid fox.

Or human.