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Title: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: bijou on February 12, 2008, 08:01:13 AM
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LOS ANGELES - Dolly Parton’s breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.

Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

“Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don’t have back problems,” the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.  ...
More at the link
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23114849/
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Wretched Excess on February 12, 2008, 08:06:43 AM
Dup (http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2559.0) :-)

good story, though.
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: bijou on February 12, 2008, 08:39:10 AM
Dup (http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2559.0) :-)

good story, though.
  Sorry WE can you delete mine.
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Chris_ on February 12, 2008, 11:31:49 AM
Dup (http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2559.0) :-)

good story, though.
  Sorry WE can you delete mine.
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.   :-)
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: bijou on February 12, 2008, 11:51:13 AM
Dup (http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2559.0) :-)

good story, though.
  Sorry WE can you delete mine.
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.   :-)

I like to be out front with breaking news, but this time WE won the cup.
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Chris_ on February 12, 2008, 11:56:20 AM
Dup (http://www.conservativescave.com/index.php?topic=2559.0) :-)

good story, though.
  Sorry WE can you delete mine.
Thanks for keeping us abreast of the situation.   :-)

I like to be out front with breaking news, but this time WE won the cup.
Well, I'd just hate for you to be strapped for stories like this.  It's just so uplifting.   :-)
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Eupher on February 12, 2008, 11:57:40 AM
Yeah, but once you start cleaving them down the middle, there'll be trouble.
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Chris_ on February 12, 2008, 12:01:41 PM
Yeah, but once you start cleaving them down the middle, there'll be trouble.
Only a couple of boobs would do something like that.   :tongue:
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: VelvetElvis on February 13, 2008, 06:55:44 AM
I canb't believe nobody's posted this yet...

 :picsneeded:

 :hyper:   :hyper:   :hyper:
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: NHSparky on February 13, 2008, 07:15:00 AM
Sorry, but at her age?  She can sit on the mountain top yodeling and nurse the villagers in the valley at the same time.  Not a visual I want.
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Chris_ on February 13, 2008, 07:15:13 AM
I canb't believe nobody's posted this yet...

 :picsneeded:

 :hyper:   :hyper:   :hyper:
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/aggie8387/dolly.jpg)
 :-)
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Rebel Yell on February 13, 2008, 09:25:41 AM
Correction: 

It's not her back that they're bothering.  Apparently, they've pulled the skin to tight on her face. :-)
Title: Re: Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts
Post by: Chris_ on February 13, 2008, 10:37:13 AM
I canb't believe nobody's posted this yet...

 :picsneeded:

 :hyper:   :hyper:   :hyper:

(http://www.nctimes.com/content/articles/2005/08/22/news/top_stories/82105193953.jpg)