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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Ree on March 12, 2009, 09:52:16 AM
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I'm just startin the thread coz blitzkrieg_17 can't....he'll fill in the details
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5233633
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That one didn't even get off the ground. Bad, bad bouncy.
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Botany
I went nuts on a right wing nut ball today ..... really nuts
The scene a steep hillside prairie (wildflower & native grass planting) that I installed
about 12 years ago. Me picking up trash and pulling bush honeysuckle ( invasive plant)
nut ball comes along and wants to talk plants.
Nut ball aka n.b. So are you digging for medicinal herbs?
me No
n.b. talks plants for a little bit then walks down the hill and says, "Do you no how many law suits there are about Barack Obama?
I've lost count of how many conversations I've had that jumped from the topic of medicinal herbs to law suits about Hussein. :whatever:
0 bongs. :loser:
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Botany
I went nuts
I believed every word of that part.
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How do ya get a prairie in Ohio?
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Botany
I went nuts
I believed every word of that part.
It was a very short trip....
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I've probably seen that birth certificate a dozen times, and I only now noticed that his father's race is listed as "African". Is "African" a race? I thought it was a nationality.
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How do ya get a prairie in Ohio?
First, you have to strip mine it....
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I've probably seen that birth certificate a dozen times, and I only now noticed that his father's race is listed as "African". Is "African" a race? I thought it was a nationality.
Actually, the tribe his father is from identifies themselves as Arabic.
Cindie
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My son's College class had twins (male) that had one black and one white parent. They applied at the college, one listing race as Cauc. the other Negro/black. After they'd been at the school for a while, it dawned on some bureaucrat.....so they explaned there was no 50/50 choice! Still irriteted , they backed off.
HOWEVER it was onlyb because they had someone else to jump. There was an African student there who had applied as African. He was curlly headed, true, but he was blond (natural) blue eyed of Dutch Ancestry from SOUTH AFRICA. He'd been given a "minority" slot, and the bureaucrats were outraged. Eventually, he won the argument and the bureauracy was forced to back down.
Oh, the 50/50 kids were in the Shakespear Play "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and were great hits, they played a single part. Can you guess which irt was?
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So very very lame. Yet, the DUmbasses continue to eat it up like starving hyenas.
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Botany
I went nuts on a right wing nut ball today ..... really nuts
The scene a steep hillside prairie (wildflower & native grass planting) that I installed
about 12 years ago. Me picking up trash and pulling bush honeysuckle ( invasive plant)
nut ball comes along and wants to talk plants.
Nut ball aka n.b. So are you digging for medicinal herbs?
me No
n.b. talks plants for a little bit then walks down the hill and says, "Do you no how many law suits there are about Barack Obama?
Well, maybe the sight of all those shallow roots reminded him of the pretender-in-chief.
Cindie
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This bouncy is LAME! They don't even try to make them believable anymore. The writing is sloppy even by DUmmy standards. Negative 1000 bongs.
I do believe the part about Botany being nuts though, because all DUmmies are.
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Botany
I went nuts on a right wing nut ball today ..... really nuts
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2289/poster68523006iy7.jpg)
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Not only is the Bouncy embarassingly lame, the ensuing conversation is achingly stupid. They josh each other about "nuts" for many replies, wasting precious bandwidth. Then, they start laughing about Botany yelling at the guy "HAVE YOU REPRODUCED?" They write back parroting this apparent punchline, and it just reminds me of preadolescents and the dopey way they have fun together. "You said 'nuts' heh heh heh heh."
An F-
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This bouncy was so lame and incoherent I didn't bother with it at the time.
They really shouldn't get quite that stoned before trying to create fiction.
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You know, I miss BouncyBall. At least her whacko stories were interesting. :bawl:
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You know, I miss BouncyBall. At least her whacko stories were interesting. :bawl:
bouncies are named for her?
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bouncies are named for her?
To the best of my knowledge, the term "bouncy" was born on CU, a shortened version of "BouncyBall story."
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To the best of my knowledge, the term "bouncy" was born on CU, a shortened version of "BouncyBall story."
Here is some background on BouncyBall (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7189.0.html)
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My son's College class had twins (male) that had one black and one white parent. They applied at the college, one listing race as Cauc. the other Negro/black. After they'd been at the school for a while, it dawned on some bureaucrat.....so they explaned there was no 50/50 choice! Still irriteted , they backed off.
HOWEVER it was onlyb because they had someone else to jump. There was an African student there who had applied as African. He was curlly headed, true, but he was blond (natural) blue eyed of Dutch Ancestry from SOUTH AFRICA. He'd been given a "minority" slot, and the bureaucrats were outraged. Eventually, he won the argument and the bureauracy was forced to back down.
Oh, the 50/50 kids were in the Shakespear Play "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and were great hits, they played a single part. Can you guess which irt was?
Pip?
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The scene a steep hillside prairie (wildflower & native grass planting) that I installed
about 12 years ago. Me picking up trash and pulling bush honeysuckle ( invasive plant)
nut ball comes along and wants to talk plants.
After only 12 short years he/she/it is still pulling weeds? :tongue::rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :tongue:
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Duke, you got it!
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Botany
I went nuts on a right wing nut ball today ..... really nuts
And I got the shit kicked outa me....
The scene a steep hillside prairie (full of wildflower & native grass I was smoking)
Me walking back down the hill and pulling bush honeysuckle outa my ass ( from being dragged all over the hill)
fixd