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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 10, 2009, 07:10:36 AM
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'Massage Therapists' Remove Oklahoma Gambler's Pants, Take Casino Winnings
TULSA, Okla. — Tulsa police say a man was robbed of his casino winnings by two women he met at the casino and invited home with him.
Police say the man won about $2,000 at the Creek Nation Casino then invited the women to gamble with him and to go home with him for drinks about 4 a.m. Monday.
The man told the officer the women said they were massage therapists and removed his pants then left with his cash.
About 4:45 a.m. the officer was at a nearby convenience store and recognized the two suspects from the victim's description.
Police arrested 21-year-old Lashell Averill and 21-year-old Lashyls Lanimara after finding them carrying a large amount of cash then finding marijuana in their car.
LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,507484,00.html)
Yeah, yeah, caught with his pants down. :-)
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Not what I thought they would look like based on their names, at least one of them.
(http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2009/20090309_averill.jpg)(http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2009/20090309_alvarez.jpg)
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What the heck is the world coming to when you can't win a lot of money at the Indian Casino in front of two whores and then expect not to be robbed when they go home with your drunken self?
Sad days. :(
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He's a gambler. He took a chance when he removed his pants.
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He's a gambler. He took a chance when he removed his pants.
...so is Bubba Clinton. Same reason.
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It could happen to any of us. :-)
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That's what is known as a "sad ending".
:p
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LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,507484,00.html)
Yeah, yeah, caught with his pants down. :-)
21-year-old Lashell Averill and 21-year-old Lashyls Lanimara
slap they mama's
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with those names I was expecting something far different.
slap they mama's anyway.
they actually look better than I thought they would too