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Title: There are only 4953 DUmmies! DumpDiver results 03/04/2009
Post by: BadCat on March 05, 2009, 07:55:27 AM: The number of traitorous bastards that post at the communist internet stinkhole known as "DemocraticUnderground" is down from the previous count, 4953.

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47 fewer idiots posted at $kimmers babys liberal college fund generator.

The most recommended thread being about the "secret Bush memos" shows that these losers still can't get over President Bush, even though it is now their own messiah who is royally ****ing up the country.

In individual traitor news, some of the usual suspects are again the most prolific.

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Doug's ex-wife (that Doug is a lucky guy) comes in at 12th place, a bad showing for that particular America hater. The unemployed, and likely to remain that way, graywarrior, pops in at 4th place, content to collect our money while she pretends to look for a job while posting at the DUmp.

Name Removed is way down on the list this time, coming in 23rd, with 311 instances of free speech at $kins island.
Title: Re: There are only 4953 DUmmies! DumpDiver results 03/04/2009
Post by: franksolich on March 05, 2009, 08:18:56 AM: Hmmmm.

One wonders if Doug's ex-wife is feeling posting fatigue.
Title: Re: There are only 4953 DUmmies! DumpDiver results 03/04/2009
Post by: franksolich on March 06, 2009, 09:01:56 AM: You know, I went to the handy-dandy list of former primitive names, and found this:

Captain Hilts is the former MookieWilson
Cha is the former zidzi
EFerrari of course is Doug's ex-wife, the former sfexpat2000
AlCzervik is the former Chimpsrsmarter
NYC_SKP is the former NameRemoved (as opposed to the official Name Removed)
pierre.suave is the former jasonc
EraOfResponsibility is the former Hell_If_I_Know
TZ is the former turtlensue

One wonders what's going on; there's some primitives of prominence missing here.
Title: Re: There are only 4953 DUmmies! DumpDiver results 03/04/2009
Post by: Ptarmigan on March 08, 2009, 10:35:59 PM: I wonder how many of them are registered sex offenders?
Title: Re: There are only 4953 DUmmies! DumpDiver results 03/04/2009
Post by: lnthomp on March 09, 2009, 01:40:47 AM: Can your scanner perhaps tell us the earliest posting date, so we know what period of time is covered by those almost 120,000 posts?
Title: Re: There are only 4953 DUmmies! DumpDiver results 03/04/2009
Post by: whiffleball on March 09, 2009, 05:30:29 AM: Quote from: franksolich on March 06, 2009, 09:01:56 AM

One wonders what's going on; there's some primitives of prominence missing here.

Pitt's noted absence may be due to keeping the interest of his alleged fiancÃ©e long enough to actually go through with the ceremony.
Title: Re: There are only 4953 DUmmies! DumpDiver results 03/04/2009
Post by: Chris_ on March 09, 2009, 11:27:47 AM: Quote from: BadCat on March 09, 2009, 11:21:08 AM
The time period is "20 pages". For most fora at DU, this is approximately 1 week.

So, if you go to page 20 of any of the forums scanned, the very bottom post on that page is the "start date".

After 20 pages, they roll into the DUmp archive, which the program cannot access, because it's not a member of the DUmp.

The 1 week timeframe - coincidentally - is almost exactly the average memory depth of your typical DUmbass, thus permitting the completely hypocritical positions taken by these mental midgets from one post to the next.